Pregnancies And Marriage - And Some Divorce News Too - Emily Blunt; Zoe Saldana; Holly Madison; Jordana Brewster; Laura Dern; Dina Eastwood

It's one of those days where everyone in the celebrity world seems to be wither pregnant or married or divorced all in one day.

Emily Blunt has announced she is pregnant. This will be her first baby and it's presumably with John Krasinski. They have come a long way and waded through some rocky waters. I think with The Office ending that John has way more time to spend at home and this was as good a time as any to have a baby. Remember when Emily got cheated on by Michael Buble.

Zoe Saldana was secretly married like I told you and apparently has decided it didn't need to be a secret anymore and she isn't embarrassed or ashamed she got married to a guy no one in her family likes and got married to him after just a few weeks of knowing him.

Holly Madison got married and her new husband probably lost his man card in the Disney themed wedding. The good news for him is now Holly can't testify against him and if he goes to jail he can get conjugal visits. i can't wait until the other prisoners hear about his Disney themed wedding.

Jordana Brewster had a baby and she wasn't even pregnant. Jordana and her husband welcomed a baby via surrogate and I will let her explain why she wanted to use a surrogate.

Laura Dern and Ben Harper finalized their divorce and Laura will get a little child support and that's it.

Dina Eastwood filed for a legal separation so she can start draining money from Clint.

Laura Dern Restarts Divorce Proceedings

It has been a year since Ben Harper served Laura Dern with divorce papers. At one point the couple reconciled, but now it is all over. Laura filed her response to that petition that was filed a year ago.Apparently Laura not only takes care of the couple's two children, but she is also the primary caregiver for Ben's other kids. Laura wants spousal support and child support and I'm guessing she will get everything she is asking for since Ben has already moved on with someone else. Laura has some of the worst luck ever with guys. I don't know what it is about her. She seems cool and she is sexy, but every guy ends up dumping her and they generally do so in very spectacular fashion. There was Billy Bob and then with Ben it came out of nowhere too.

Ben Harper Dumps Laura Dern

I don't know what it is about Laura Dern but she seems to have the worst luck when it comes to the way guys leave her. First Billy Bob Thornton went to film a movie and never came back and now, Ben Harper files for divorce on Friday afternoon even though according to TMZ the couple has been living together and were intimate as recently as last week.

In his filing Ben says the couple have been separated since January and wants to make sure the judge denies Laura any spousal support. If they have been acting as husband and wife and having sex Ben is going to have a hard time making that January separation thing stick. So, I wonder what happened that a sudden filing was needed. Does one of them have someone new? That would seem the most likely. Maybe Ben has someone new and the person is pregnant so to look good he has to say he and Laura separated back in January.

The couple has two kids.

Random Photos Part Two

Top spot today goes to two legends. Stephen Sondheim and Elaine Stritch who was celebrating her birthday yesterday.
Really Beyonce? Who thinks of posing like this? She was selling perfume so of course this is the right pose for that.
Imma going to keep going but I will let all of you take your time with Ben Harper.
The timeless Bernadatte Peters.
I think this was unintentional but hilarious. The reason I think it was unintentional is that Carrot Top isn't that funny. Also, I don't think Holly Madison really has a sense of humor.
So, now when I go home to the basement tonight and look at my futon, I will keep asking myself what is missing. Then I will realize it is missing Elle Macpherson.
Fall Out Boy is over. They all blame Pete Wentz. Sounds fair.
Gorgeous baby picture of the day is Heidi Klum and Lou.
Sure, let those people over at Architectural Digest ruin all the tabloid fun. Apparently Jen has remodeled her home into single friendly and even removed the his and her bathrooms to have just big her ones.
I didn't even recognize Jon Bon Jovi's wife.
Jason Segel & Russell Brand relieving some of that sexual tension they developed on Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Notice Russell still has his eyes open. Nervous maybe?
There he goes. Yes, he is into it now.
Grabbing for that butt to pull in Jason closer.
Perhaps Jason went too far and now Russell is pulling back.

Your Real Housewife picture of the day. Kelly Bensimon.

Random Photos Part One

A little change of pace for the top today. Ben Harper is a good looking guy, and I have to say that if I am Laura Dern, I'm thanking Billy Bob Thornton everyday for leaving me. If I tried to pull off this look, I would look like a marshmallow wrapped in a plaid jacket. Not pretty.
"So, I want to give this guy a ticket because he parked on the same street as me. Can you write him one for that?"
Yeah, yeah, it's Cameron Diaz and a basketball. Look at the woman behind her. She looks like she is freaking out trying to find something in her purse. She's at a game. What could cause that?
Yeah, yeah, Gisele Bundchen is gorgeous.
Hilary Duff really jammed herself into that dress. Mike Comrie seems pretty arrogant. Maybe it is just the angle.
Has anyone noticed that Hugh Jackman has been in every country on earth promoting his movie? Umm, actors take note. When you promote, your movies do better and you make more money later.
John Norris and what I truly hope is a wig so he can return it and get his money back.
And Kylie Minogue becomes the first woman ever to have sex with a fuse box.
What would have made this 100 times better? If it were Verne Troyer dressed like that.
Kiefer Sutherland on his way into a police station.
I read Leona Lewis left the US because some stalker was looking in her window and she was scared. Well, she wasn't gone long so I'm guessing the report wasn't true.
Normally I wouldn't do this or even put you through this because it isn't pretty. I can't wait to see the "after." Also, the glove is a nice touch in case she has any track marks.
Ludacris looks really good today. That is a nice suit. I love it.
Mischa Barton wearing normal clothes. That should almost make the top.
Judging by the look on Maria Shriver's face, I think this guy was pitching Arnold to do a porn cameo.
Mary Stuart Masterson is pregnant. Congratulations.
Neil Patrick Harris is not pregnant, but he is passing out free candy. Plus, in the news of the day, Kal Penn is still going to act and they are going to make a Harold & Kumar Christmas movie. I wonder if it will be called The 12 Bongs Of Christmas.
The great thing about this gig for Robert is that he really doesn't need to go shopping for Halloween.
Ron Howard and Brian Grazer together. Let us hope they spent the entire flight to Japan talking about Arrested Development.
"Haha, haha, Ich trinke mehr Alkohol als irgendjemand in der Welt."
And in the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog this year, apparently you can get your very own live lawn jockey.