Ain't No Party Like A Palin Party

What happens when you invite the entire Palin family to your shindig? They get drunk and start fights. They even throw punches, draw blood and are ok with you punching them too. Last weekend Sarah and Todd Palin were joined by their three oldest children at a birthday party for several dog sled racers. The family arrived with subtlety, choosing a stretch Hummer as their transportation. After a brief amount of time at the party, someone noticed that one of the guests there was a former boyfriend of Willow who is now 20. Words were exchanged because this split did not end well. Huh. It seems like no split ever turns out well with the Palin family. Words became fists and shoves. The owner of the house where the party was being held tried to intervene and Bristol Palin threw three consecutive right hooks to the guy's jaw before dropping him. Meanwhile Todd and the oldest son, Track were also throwing punches. Track, who is 25 decided he could not fight with clothes on so ripped off his shirt and landed several punches of his own. Todd came out on the losing end of his encounters and suffered what is believed to be a broken nose. What was Sarah doing? Getting in the faces of people and warning them that if they messed with her family she was going to come down hard on them and also did some shoving of her own. The police were called, but no one decided to press any charges. According to a police report, "alcohol may have played a part in the altercation." Umm, yeah. 

Bristol Palin Says She Has No Income

In the never ending child custody/support trial between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston new court documents have been filed which show that Levi out earned Bristol in 2013 and so far in 2014. Bristol claims she has had no income the past two years after earning well into six figures the four years prior to that. Apparently the job Bristol had for four years in a doctor's office was unpaid, which seems about right considering many of those years she was filming reality shows. She also spent some time going to beauty school in Arizona so had no income during that period of time. Levi has been trying to get his child support payments reduced because he doesn't make enough to support his own family because of how much money he is supposed to pay Bristol. She has an order for $1750 per month which is about $20K a year. In 2013, Levi says he made $39,000 and that was before taxes. This year has been better and he has already earned almost $70K, but the child support department has been garnishing his wages to the tune of 40% per paycheck. Bristol is asking the court for a lump sum payment of almost $40K from Levi to get him caught up.

Levi Johnston Owes $65,000 In Back Child Support

Levi Johnston should be grateful he doesn't live in California or he would be in jail right now. The former wannabe reality star and baby daddy to Bristol Palin's kid is currently trying to get that amount reduced by asking a court to let him see his son half the time. Right now he barely sees his son and has to pay a lot of child support. Does the guy even make $65,000 a year? How does he owe so much? Oh yeah, the idiot got nailed while he was selling stories to tabloids and getting a couple of big checks from reality shows. When those dried up he didn't ask for a modification and went ahead and had another baby with another woman and allegedly even got another woman pregnant who he doesn't speak to any longer.

Levi says he wants to pay the back child support and I guess it will take him about ten years to pay it off unless he can get Bristol to agree to another reality show. I don't think he can get one on his own.

Bristol Palin Gets Another Chance - Wife Swapping With Joan Rivers

Apparently Celebrity Wife Swap ran out of wives to swap because for their premiere this season, they have chosen to swap Melissa and Joan Rivers with Bristol and Willow Palin. They are going to live in each other's houses. Just when you think there is no possible way Bristol Palin will ever be seen on television again she pops up. Basically each year she pops up on some network reality show and collects her fee which runs between $200K-$250K. She does not need to do anything else all year. I was actually surprised she did not show up on Splash this year, but the money was way easier for Wife Swap. Next year maybe she will do Splash.

Bristol Palin Heads Home On Dancing With The Stars

Bristol Palin's goal in this return to Dancing With The Stars was to earn a nice sized paycheck and to also show producers of reality shows that she is popular enough that they should give her another show. Last night Bristol and Mark Ballas were eliminated as Kirstie Alley kept those SeaOrg workers dialing for her while Tom Cruise beat the ones who would not dial fast enough. Week 4 is kind of early to go home, so hopefully that will be the end of Bristol for awhile. She can go back to Alaska and try and convince her mom to do a show with her. That is probably the only way she would get one at this point.

Did anyone else think Susan Boyle looked like her stage fright returned? I thought she was going to stop singing. It was great of Donny to hold her hand.

Random Photos Part Four

When Bill Murray crashes your kick ball game and you take a photo, it gets the top spot.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner in Paris.

Brooke Shields does her usual bend down, this time for Anderson Cooper.

Cameron Diaz working out.

Ciara in NYC.

Catherine Zeta Jones in NYC.

Courtney Love is going on two months sober. Here she is with Stevie Nicks.

Apolo Ohno getting ready for Dancing With The Stars.

Bristol Palin after her rehearsal.

Random Photos Part Two

The Goopster hosted a fund raiser. She is actually showing some curves which means she will probably go on a four month cleanse and then sell it all to us.

Cameron Diaz was there too. With Drew pregnant, Cameron needs others to party with.

Not just a bodyguard any longer. Now Heidi Klum's boyfriend also gets to get coffee for her.

Jessica Simpson shows off Starbucks.

Kirstie Alley drags clothes out from her Look Who's Talking shoot.

Bristol Palin after DWTS practice.

Shocker. Star is accused of photoshopping a Kate Middleton belly.

Lady GaGa looks a little lethargic here.

Bristol Palin's Show Being Replaced By Dance Moms

Well, it doesn't happen often, but Lifetime has been so disappointed in the ratings for Bristol Palin's new show that her time slot is now going to show Dance Moms. Meanwhile, Bristol will move Bristol's show to 11pm. They would probably pull it completely but since they already paid for it, they figured they might as well air the rest of them. There won't be a second season for the show which means that Bristol is going to have to actually find a job. Her most recent episode only got 750,000 viewers despite the huge publicity push and the lead in from Dance Moms.