Random Photos Part One

One part today.

Christian Bale looking like this, gets the top spot.

Diane Kruger solo at an event last night.

Amber Heard hitting up a flea market yesterday.

Jessica ALba and Cash Warren after lunch yesterday.

Johnny Rotten finding a snack for the drive home.

Kate Hudson shilling for her designer, Michael Kors.

Elizabeth Perkins calls out James Woods.

Random Photos Part Three - Sin City Premiere

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren

Jaime King

Rosario Dawson

Eva Green

Bruce Willis

Josh Brolin

Mickey Rourke

The amazing Danny Trejo.

Jamie Chung

Jessica & Cash Kiss In Public - Hmmm Tastes Like Lindsay

It is not very often that you see Cash Warren & Jessica Alba in candid photos together. Red carpet? Sometimes, but out on the streets it is usually just Jessica or Cash alone. Well, Jessica has some new movies coming out and I guess she doesn't want to spend each interview talking about her marriage. What to do? Leave Honor at home while the happy couple get dressed up, get coffee and pose for kissing pictures for the paps.

Of course it must skeeve Jessica out a little bit to know that she could be indirectly kissing Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has said she and Cash are just friends and business associates. Business associates? That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. What kind of business? "Army business, sir." Sorry couldn't help it. I had a Bill Murray moment there.

I never want parents to get divorced and I always root for the happy ending, but I am not sure this is going to end up that way.

What Exactly Is Raw?

Thanks to all of you who found the Lindsay Lohan Cash warren story for me. It is probably my favorite story of the week. Forget about Tiger or any of that. All week I have been trying to think of a reason why Cash Warren would ever think about making out with Lindsay Lohan. Yes, he has cheated in the past, but I haven't heard anything like that since he was married and with Lindsay? Really? How dark was this club and how wasted was he?

US Weekly described the kiss as raw. When I think of Lindsay and raw I think of disease and open sores. I know they wanted us to think it was passionate and animalistic. I'm just saying they should think about their subjects more and realize I now have spent the better part of two days wondering if there are any open sores on either of them. I mean wasn't it last year that LA Rag Mag or someone said Jessica Alba has herpes and got it from Derek Jeter. So, if she has it would it stand to reason that perhaps Cash has it also? I don't know. I do know that when I read things like this and my imagination takes over I just want to live in a full body glove.

Lindsay Lohan & Cash Warren?!?

I saw a few stories today about how John Mayer is supposedly acting as relationship counselor to Lindsay Lohan in an attempt to help her reconcile with Samantha Ronson. That is mighty decent of John wouldn't you say? Well, it wasn't that interesting to me so I kind of blew through the reports, but while I was reading a report of it from The Mirror, I found this blurb.

"But she's not putting all of her slightly rotten eggs in one basket - according to new reports, she's also trying to ensnare Cash Warren. Yes, Jessica Alba's husband. One US mag says they've been seen kissing..."

Has anyone seen a report in a US tabloid about Cash & Lindsay? If this were true it would be by far the dumbest thing Cash Warren has ever done in his life. I know I am not always the biggest Jessica Alba fan, but she is so far and above Lindsay and I just can't see Cash ever giving up his ride on the Alba money train can you? For Lindsay? That would be the biggest bonehead move ever. Oh, except for Tiger Woods cheating on Elin with rejects from VH-1 shows. If anyone finds this US tabloid that The Mirror refers to, please let me know. Lindsay and Cash? Really?

Cash Warren Sells His Daughter

I kind of like that headline. Reminds me of the Blues Brothers when they are in the very nice restaurant and John Belushi asks one man, "How much for the women?"

It didn't take Cash Warren long to start exploiting his daughter. I'm sure that he will also throw her up on his website on a fairly regular basis but only as a pay-per-view basis. This is one girl who will be sold on a basis that will only rival a Larry Birkhead kid.

"Shake it baby. Shake it for daddy so he can earn some money."

"But she's just a newborn. "

"She'll learn, just like her mom did."

Good times in the Warren household. Apparently Cash has been asking around to see how much he can get for some photos of Jessica Alba and the baby. He wants to be in them too so he can prove to chicks he can get hot girls.

It's kind of funny that they didn't make a deal with a magazine prior to the baby being born. I'm guessing someone might have had some doubt about the identity of the father? Hmmm? Why would you wait until after the kid is born? Just in case she came out with a gold tooth and singing "In da Club," they decided to wait.

It does look like that Josh Alba was at least able to see his niece. Of course it was by cell phone photo because he is not actually allowed to go over to the house. Not famous enough and not a woman who will put out for Cash, so not a visitor. Josh, who is probably the antithesis of everything Jessica said the baby was gorgeous. For the record, Josh good. Jessica bad.

Guess What? What? Your Sister Hates You

US Weekly no doubt took perverse glory in letting Jessica Alba's brother know that Jessica had just gotten married. Apparently in Jessica's family, the nice guys like Josh Alba are routinely ignored and left out of all life decisions. Look, I know you wanted to keep the damn thing quiet and you didn't have to invite anyone except the two witnesses who probably were laughing so hard that tears were running down their faces, but don't you think you could at least call your brother and tell him you are married.

I realize that Josh is a nice guy and really genuine so that may be a foreign concept to you, but it is really an ass move to have a tabloid break the news to him instead of you. Oh, I'm sure you were too busy with things like counting your awards for acting and reading all your positive reviews, but next time, show that you are part human and give Josh a break. Yes, I know he actually looks like he might be Hispanic so you pretend you don't know him, but not calling to say you are married is just totally without class. On the other hand so is Cash, so it all works out in the end.

For Josh's part, he was, as always the nice guy. When asked by US, whether Cash would make a good husband, Josh replied, "Well, he's my brother in law now!" That's my Josh. Takes the high road because the d**k is now family.

Married On A Monday

According to Kneepads Magazine Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married yesterday. When I think of love and romance, I often think of Monday's. It's the ultimate case of the Monday's, but I think I would rather wear 30 pieces of flair than be married to Cash Warren.

I guess no one even noticed they got married. Jessica's rep had to call Kneepads and tell them the two had got hitched and then probably offered the pictures for $5M or something. That is of course if they were really married.

I know they were probably trying to avoid the press by having it on a Monday, but I think that they could have done it on a Saturday if they were going to be this sneaky. I thought maybe May 19th was just really special to them for some reason. Maybe because 1 and 9 add up to ten so Cash can remember their anniversary without having to use his feet as well.

Maybe the day was just random, or maybe it was the only day 50 Cent was free. Who knows. Anyway, I wish the couple good luck.