Random Photos Part Three - Cannes

Kylie Minogue

Sharon Stone

Jessica Chastain wearing a necklace Dick gave Liz during Cleopatra.

Matt Damon before he heals someone.

Milla Jovovich

Chris Tucker

Adrien Brody

Paz Vega

Laura Dern

Random Photos Part Two

Jennifer Lawrence kind of looks like a playing card here. Or chess piece.

The best thing about Silver Linings Playbook was seeing Chris Tucker not in a movie with Jackie Chan.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in London after a Justin performance.

Ke$ha is changing her look and name to K@t.

Isla Fisher and Eddie Redmayne and someone who will have the best shocked face of all-time if she loses Sunday night.

Lucy Liu filming Elementary. Let me know when they get to High School.

Amy Adams and her boyfriend.

Apparently Orlando Bloom has forgiven Miranda Kerr enough to let him grab his butt.

Luke Perry probably wishes someone would grab his butt.

A New Friday Movie Is Coming

Chris Tucker is even more desperate for money than we thought. After camping out in front of Jackie Chan's house for the past few months in what he termed Occupy Jackie, Chris was unable to get Jackie to agree to a 25th installment of the Rush Hour franchise which means that Chris Tucker would actually have to work while acting to earn any kind of money and it would not be as much as Rush Hour money. Then he remembered Ice Cube. After appearing in the first Friday movie, Chris was a no show for the next 12 of them as they slowly morphed from a great movie to more of something that resembled the degeneration of the American Pie franchise. Oh, and Police Academy. Now though, Chris is back and with the exception of my beloved Bernie Mac, the remainder of the original Friday cast. I think they should call it "Friday 20 Years Later."

Chris Tucker Is Losing His Home

Last month I wrote how Chris Tucker was going to make a new movie, something he had not done for a few years. At the time I surmised it must be because he had run out of money. Well, it looks like I was right. Chris is set to lose his home in Florida to the bank and to the IRS and to everyone else he owes money to. The home is worth $6M but he owes a little over $4M. So, you say to yourself, well he will get $2M back. He would, except he owes the IRS $11M. Here is what I do not understand. It is one thing to owe the IRS money or to lose your house because you do not have a job, but to allow both those things happen when all you have to do is pick up a phone and get $5M -$20M for a movie (depending on if its Joe Movie or a Rush Hour sequel) and not doing it seems kind of crazy. Chris probably figures, "I will make two movies back to back. One to pay all my bills and one to use to start over again and when that money runs out, I will do it all over again." Yeah, well one of these times, maybe he will pick up the phone and no one will answer.

Chris Tucker Must Be Out Of Money

It has been four years since Chris Tucker was last seen in a theatre near you. The actor, who basically has spent a career living off Rush Hour paychecks, must finally realize he might be waiting a long time for another sequel in that franchise and his hope for a Money Talks sequel is not going to pan out. I actually think he should make a Friday movie with Ice Cube, but instead will do a movie with Robert DeNiro and Bradley Cooper. Did you know that in the last 13 years, Chris Tucker has made 3 movies. That is why television actors want to get into movies. Three movies in 13 years and everyone still knows his name. That is what, 6-9 months of work in 13 years and he probably made $25-40M. I wonder if he goes back to work when he misses it or when he thinks he needs a paycheck.

Random Photos Part One

Dick Francis - RIP
Congratulations to Alexandre Bilodeau who scored Canada's first gold medal on home soil.

Agyness Dean walked the runway for charity and as you can see by looking at her foot
took a little spill.
Models even fall gracefully.
Axl Rose - New York
Cindy Crawford never lets you forget who is paying her bill. Look at her show off the watch. Think about how many celebrities would just take a check and not even care about making the customer happy.
Christina Hendricks looks great but is this some kind of Rapunzel theme because that hair is about 15 feet long.
Chris Tucker not looking well at all.
I'm not sure if little kids are the people who should be in line for Danny Devito's booze gatherings.
Zuma and Gwen out in New York.
Heidi Klum and Faith Hill who I didn't even recognize.
Randomness of the day. Danica Patrick and Jim Belushi.
Kim Kardashian is going to force Reggie Bush into marrying her. You can see it. Meanwhile one of his mistresses said that Kim went off on her when she found out she was having sex with Reggie. What did she expect? Kim to bump fists with her?
Kid Rock - Atlantic City
Kendra looks much happier than she did last Sunday.
I haven't had Malin Akerman in the photos in awhile.
I wonder if Jesus took Madonna to school for show and tell.
Some pictures from Friday night's opening ceremonies in Vancouver.

Pamela Anderson really, really needs money. This is an in store appearance at Sears.
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz at the Goya Awards. Isn't that like a food court restaurant?
Patty Loveless and the man who has had what appears to be every type of plastic surgery, Bruce Jenner.
Long time no see Paula Poundstone with her daughter Toshia.
Robert Pattinson in Details.
Stephen Baldwin at some all night bowling event. It looks like he really got into it.
Tom Cruise alone in Malibu.

Hello Rush Hour 4

Are they up to number four now in the Rush Hour franchise? I really can't keep up and I am too lazy to go look. Oh, for those of you who really love the series there haven't been any announcements or anything like that. I just feel like it is a pretty safe bet that one will be coming. Jackie Chan is doing that whole Karate Kid remake thing right now. After that I'm guessing that chances are good he will be open to it.

Oh, and I know Chris Tucker will be open to it. It seems Chris owes the state of California about $3.4M. For that amount he could have had his very own Michael Jackson funeral. Was he at the funeral? I'm guessing that instead of paying the $3.4M out of money he already has, that instead Chris would prefer to spend two months making another Rush Hour movie and then pay the government. Plus he could again take the next four years off until another Rush Hour movie.

Random Photos Part One

Heath Ledger on top one last time. Here he is with Lily Cole in a scene from The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus.
Does Chris Tucker actually do anything in life but show up for a Rush Hour movie every couple of years?
Diane Kruger demonstrating a Chanel version of the Gob Mobile. For those of you who need to spend the extra $10,000 for the name.
This could take awhile.

#1 - No need for Fergie to ever wear Depends when she is wearing these.
#2 - It looks like Fergie must have used generic Depends and they broke again.
#3 - No need to tuck it behind when wearing these pants.
Fall Out Boy - New York
Jamie Oliver enthusiastically selling his new magazine. Or pretending to be at least. It looks like he hasn't slept in a year.
You would think at some point Kenny G would think about changing his hair.
If you thought Kate Hudson looked like a man before changing to a brunette, you must be beside yourself right now.
Yeah, I give this look a 0 out of 0 also. Oh, and for the record, I believe she was wearing this just as everyday clothes.
Natalie Portman on the set of her new movie.
Omarosa might not have won The Apprentice but she seems to have won the free services of a plastic surgeon.
Getting their hand clapping in synch takes weeks of practice.
And then the little kid bounced off the walls of her trailer on set for the next 18 hours.
Shawn Johnson may have won Dancing With The Stars, but apparently fashion is not part of the scoring process.
Michelle Trachtenberg spills the news and SMG stops hiding her pregnancy.
Apparently there is a uniform in the Cruise household.
Taraji P. Henson was everywhere prior to the Academy Awards, but this is the first time I have seen her out in a long time.