Florence Henderson Thinks Peter Knight Is Divorce Court Bound

As Florence Henderson has aged she has certainly got more wacky, but one thing she and I agree on is that Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry are getting divorced. Not now, but soon. Very soon. Florence was doing press for her new Hallmark film and wouldn't even refer to Adrianne by name. Classic. Instead, Florence referred to her as "the person on the Surreal Life." I love it. Not the winner of ANTM or any other project that Adrianne dreams up inside her head, but rather a person who was on a show for two weeks that ended several years ago.

Florence, who is a licensed hypnotherapist went on My Fair Brady. I remember that episode. You could just see that she hated Adrianne with a passion, and did everything she could to talk Christopher out of being with her. But, Christopher decided to go ahead and get engaged and that decision kills Florence Henderson just a little bit more everyday. You hear that Peter? You are killing your mom.

Since that time, the couple has not asked Florence to come back for more counseling, but she does say,"maybe I will counsel the divorce." You just have to love this woman.

Peter Brady Doesn't Like Girl On Girl Action

Confirming my worst fears that perhaps Christopher Knight isn't the man he pretends to be, Christopher Knight has asked for a separation from his wife/nympho Adrianne Curry. In an episode of their reality show My Fair Brady... Maybe Baby, the couple was in the midst of a serious argument about whether or not to have a baby. Christopher Knight, because he is about 100, doesn't want one, while Adrianne Curry who is 18, does want one. And to think they can make 15 episodes out of that. Anyway, Adrianne decided to make Chris' day and year by posing for a series of provocative nude photos with another woman and presenting them to Chris for his birthday. Unlike 95% of all heterosexual men, Chris exploded and said, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."

The episode airs in January of next year. I'm guessing that Adrianne won the argument because she just posed again with a different woman for a series of photos for Playboy. No word on whether Chris has got his balls back.

When Did Nick Carter Get So Smart?

I must have missed the memo where it said that Nick Carter got any type of degree beyond a G.E.D. Nick Carter said in an interview that he would never date Paris Hilton again because she couldn't put together enough words to form complete sentences and the only conversations she enjoyed were the ones where she was talking to herself.

Nick went on to say that he would be willing to date any celebrity and in fact would welcome dating anyone famous so people wouldn't forget about him or why he used to be a celebrity. His only requirement other than being famous is they must be intelligent. Now I have no idea how smart Nick Carter is, but I do know that he couldn't be that smart or he wouldn't have dated Paris Hilton.

Now the first question every girl should ask him is, "did you catch the herp?" So, not too smart. I do admire him for his blatant attempt at celebrity loving, and the press it will attract. Maybe he enjoyed when Kathy Griffin put him on her show and he got to be the more famous person in the couple. You know that doesn't happen much.

VH-1 will make a show about anything as they proved when they gave him one in the first place.
Why not give him a dating show where all the single women from all the episodes of the Surreal Life hit on him and further degrade themselves. Adrianne Curry can host the show, and Christopher Knight can be at her feet in his collar. It's hard to believe this post was about Paris and how she is box of rocks dumb. She could have a role though as the crazy next door neighbor who comes over and says "That's hot" whenever Nick has sex with one of the contestants or when Adrianne steps on Chris with her boot.