Criss Angel Sued Over A Cat

I will let you decided who is right, who is wrong, and who needs to go out and just adopt a new cat. According to the NY Daily News, there was a couple in Las Vegas that owned a cat. The couple both died of cancer and gave the cat to their son Jeff Beacher who produces shows in Las Vegas. At the time Jeff's parents died he was living in the Hard Rock Hotel and they wouldn't let him keep the cat. So, Mr. Beacher sent the cat to live with a friend until he could find a place to live other than a hotel. The friend he let take care of the cat is Jennifer Madden. At one point Criss Angel went to Jennifer Madden's house and took the cat. Both Mr. Beacher and Ms. Madden protested, but very, very weakly.

Later, Criss phoned Mr. Beacher and said, "I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you. The cat and I have become close friends."

That last part definitely sounds like something Criss would say. So, you would think Mr. Beacher would demand his cat back then and there. But, nooooo. He waited two years. That phone call was two years ago and now he is just filing the suit. He says in the suit he was too distraught over the death of his parents to worry about it until now. I'm sorry, but I don't really have much sympathy for Mr. Beacher. If he really cared about this cat, don't you think he would have done something by now? I have never taken Criss Angel's side in anything, but at least he seems to have been willing to provide a home for the cat. Ms. Madden didn't really try that hard to get it back. Why would you go after the cat now? What would you do? I say let Criss keep the cat.

I Almost Feel Sorry For Holly Madison - Almost

So, Criss Angel dumped Holly Madison. Oh sure, they remain the best of friends, but that is all a bunch of crap and we know it. I almost feel sorry for Holly because she was really into this guy. For what reason other than money I have no idea. It sucks to get your heart broken so I feel sorry for her about that. BUT, and a very big BUT, she treated Hef like trash after she left the Mansion. He provided her opportunities she would not have probably otherwise got and to repay him she trashed him. The only one of the three who didn't was Bridget who has stayed classy the entire time. Yes, classy in the sense she was shacked up with a guy while still married to another guy, but at least she didn't say anything bad or hypocritical about the situation after she left.

I think Holly wants to get married and have babies, preferably with a guy who is wealthy and who is a celebrity so she can stay relevant and get invited to red carpets. If you don't think it was Criss that did the breaking up, you only need to look at that Holly blog from a few weeks ago when she said she quit her photo editor job because she was living in Las Vegas with Criss. I think Criss always thought of it as fun, kind of like spending time with Crazy Britney in her hotel room.

So, Holly. I do hope the broken heart heals.

Think I Just Threw Up A Little In My Mouth

I like to think I have a strong stomach. I didn't puke when I saw Verne Troyer's tongue and I managed to hold it in when I saw Paris Hilton's sex tape. But, the thought of Criss Angel making out with anyone just makes me want to hurl. Am I wrong? Am I missing something? I know he's famous and so lots of bad looks go away when you are a celebrity and have money, but how many of you are really attracted to him? I'm just curious.

Holly Madison gave an interview to Life & Style because they were the only ones willing to talk to her. I don't think they paid her. Oh, I'm sure she wanted a couple of bucks. She is doing everything she can to make money. If you want Holly Madison at your kid's birthday and have an extra $100 laying around, she's yours. I don't know why you would want her at your kid's party, but it sounds good when you write it.

Anyway, Holly said that since she broke up with Hef she stopped wearing so much makeup. In fact she says she doesn't even wear lip gloss anymore.

"The truth is, I barely wear lip gloss anymore because I'm always making out with my boyfriend, so it comes off in two-and-a-half seconds," she says, adding with a laugh, "Apparently, I wasn't making out with Hef as much."

Somebody needs to go check on Hef. I think I see his legs sticking out from the bus Holly just drove over him. Just let it go Holly. No one cares anymore. Oh, and get used to the idea that not to many guys are going to want to be kissing you after you kissed Criss Angel.

Yeah, Criss Angel Would Be So Much Better

Did I miss the boat where it says that Criss Angel is a great catch and that women all over the globe are clamoring to be with him and think he will be the greatest dad in the world. If for some reason that boat exists, will someone please explain it to me. All I know is that he is creepy as hell, ugly, and his current wife hates him.

But, according to the blog Scandalist which is just a fancy name for MTV because they want to be able to trash celebrities without using the name MTV, the reason that Holly Madison and Hef are breaking up is because of the lack of a baby. Apparently it is not a matter of not wanting to impregnate Holly but an inability on one or both of the parties to actually make Holly pregnant.

According to Holly she wants to be with a guy who will marry her and give her lots of babies. So, who does she choose to hang around and look for to be that guy? Criss Angel. Come on. Oh, I'm sure he would go ahead and take a shot at impregnating her. I can't think of too many people that Criss Angel has turned down over the past couple of years which may help to explain the divorce he is currently wading through.

But whatever. Is Holly willing to be one of many? Well, I guess we know she is. I mean, Hef may not be sleeping with everyone, but he is getting a little something to help him sleep at night and I don't think it is all coming from Holly. So, Holly can look forward to a life of kids and a husband who will scare the crap out of her at night when he flies in on his broom after spending some quality time with another woman.

Britney Spears And Criss Angel Video

This video is from The FrozenRope Comedy Troupe who are hilarious. That in itself would probably be enough reason to show it. However, when it stars the lovely and talented Jill- Michele Melean who was on MadTV and Reno 911, and is a great friend of the blog, then it has to be shown.

Random Photos Part One

If Planet Hollywood wanted Corey Haim's fingerprints so bad, they could have saved some money and just called a couple of police departments.
Just going through the motions. They look so bored with each other, but they probably went ahead and had sex anyway.
For someone who wants to model, Avril Lavigne has quite possibly the worst fake smile ever. She looks like a 6 year old kid who has been told to smile for his school photo.
Dude doesn't look too thrilled to be giving Avril anything but a good kick in the ass.
Must say that Salma looks amazing.

Pornstache takes home the only girl he can find.
Run David Run.
Lauren filming her reality show. Of course ordering that salad took 5 takes so some would say it isn't reality television. I on the other hand think it probably does take LC five tries to order a salad when she goes out to eat.
Happy Birthday Ben. Sippy cup for you or Violet?

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