This Would Have Been Nice To Know Last Week

The NY Post is reporting they have seen a sex tape between Peter Cook and Diana Bianchi which was made while they were doing it in Peter's office. On the same tape are several other photographs from various times when Diana decided she wanted Peter to take her photo topless. So, since this is some kind of compilation tape, I'm guessing that David made the tape. I sure wish this news had come out last week so Barbara Walters could have asked Peter all about it. Some reporter did ask him and his lawyer said that anything is possible because the couple were in a consensual relationship. Umm, yes. But she was 18 and he is middle age. I mean, if she had been six months younger, he would be in jail. Apparently according to Diane's attorney the tape was not made with her consent. She is therefore considering legal action until peter can come up with a good enough monetary split from the sale of the tape.

Oh, it will be sold and Peter and Diana will split the money. Why did Peter go on 20/20? Was he looking to score more women? Do we really think he cares about getting his reputation back? I don't think he cares one bit. I think he is perfectly happy being the ass and loves having his name in the news. So, Peter gets his name out there on a national talk show to people who may have never heard of him or didn't hear about the trial or details. What happens next? A sex tape of that very same couple with DVD extras. I just think that is a pretty strange coincidence.

I would not be surprised if Peter himself showed the NY Post.

PiddilyDiddily And Another 18 Year Old

I don't know exactly what PeddilyDeddily sees in all these young girls. He is going to be 40 next year, but you always hear about him with girls who are never even old enough to drink. Do you think that he has had sex with every girl that has been on his MTV show? I would say yes, but honestly there have been some people on his show that were a little sketchy even for him. For the rest of us, every girl on his shows have been sketchy, but WiddyDiddy has different needs.

The reason I wrote this little post was not to describe IttyBittyDiddy but a conquest from last year. Seems that Doody and Diana Bianchi got it on last summer. You remember Diana don't you? She was the innocent babysitter that brought down Christie Brinkley's marriage. Wait a second. That is unfair. I think you have to put the blame on Christie's husband. He was the one who should have been adult. He wasn't and is now paying the price.

I do wonder now though what her intentions were with Duddy. Did she think, "hey I could use another $300,000," or did she really like NuttyBuddy? Whatever innocence she had before seems to have gone by the wayside.

Now, StayPuff says that he and Diana are only friends and they just hung out. I got it. She was just one of the women who help him get ready, wax his balls and prepare him for??? Staring at himself in the mirror for hours? I'm guessing they had sex.