Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

If you would like to be alongside Adele while she gets hammered with Prince Harry, email your photo to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com. Just four more days of Reader Photos.

Colin Jost has been working out a little bit.

Dolph Lundgren and his soon to be wife eating lunch.

Masego is going to keep Room Rater busy with this one.

Miles Teller showing his love for the Lakers.

Emily Ratajkowski doing some shopping in NYC.

You know it is true love when you make out with chain smoking Ray Liotta at a gas station in Santa Monica.

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Raven Symone and her wife.

Alicia Silverstone at the dog park.

David Spade after hiking.

Random Photos Part Four - Comic-Con Part Two

Jack Black

Kiefer Sutherland

Jeff Bridges and Odeya Rush

Gillian Jacobs

Evangeline Lilly

The cast of Teen Wolf

Josh Hartnett

Dolph Lundgren

Wesley Snipes

Dolph Lundgren Is Really Big In South Africa

Ever wonder what happened to Dolph Lundgren? Oh sure he pops up now and then here in the movies or on a red carpet, but he usually just has a few words to grunt, collects a paycheck and goes home. Apparently though Dolph is the man in South Africa. He has been the star of a series of commercials which are quite possibly the worst commercials and acting I have seen since The Room. I actually looked to see if Tommy Wiseau directed this thing because it is that bad. What is worse is that Dolph was probably paid $1M or something close to it for this commercial. It is so awful that it is funny. Plus it is only 57 seconds of your life. I spend more time each day picking fuzz from my belly button. I know, I know it seems like a lot of time but it takes me awhile to get through the fat and find my belly button. It is kind of like a treasure hunt.



(Thanks Sharon)

Dolph Lundgren Scares Off Burglars With His Photo

In quite possibly the most ridiculous story I have heard for sometime, Dolph Lundgren saved his wife from three armed robbers who broke into Dolph's house, held his wife against her will and made her hand over money and jewels. Then, when she was fearing for her life, the Daily Mail reports that one of the masked invaders saw a family photo on a table which had Dolph's picture on it and they could not leave the house fast enough.

Want to have a great laugh? Here is the quote from the source to the Daily Mail. "Things might have turned out very differently if Dolph had been in. The criminals fled as soon as they realized the owner of the house they had raided was someone they wouldn't want to come up against in a fight. They left Anette pretty traumatized. She's Dolph's angel and anyone who messes with her is messing with him."

I have no doubt she is Dolph's angel and I also have no doubts this story is completely made up. Oh, sure parts of it might be true or maybe one of them lost a a piece of jewelry somewhere and thought this was a good story. If there are three armed masked men who break into a house while an occupant is there, I really doubt that a picture of Dolph Lundgren is going to make them want to turn tail and run. This isn't the movies, although it sounds like the beginning of a movie plot.

Random Photos Part One - Just Because

Because we like to see fake couples like Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson reunite to support each other at the premiere of their new film.
Because when is the last time you saw a photo of Gretchen Mol in a tabloid?
Because little plates on Eun-Hye Park's shoes match the big plates on the dress. Kind of like carpeting matching the drapes if you know what I mean. Her new film Night and Day is really good which is a good thing because the dress...not so much.
Because I know you stay up late and can't sleep with wondering of what Dolph Lundgren is doing or, who is he doing, depending on how far you take your pre-sleep rituals.
Because there aren't enough wonky eyes male actors and you never know when people like Alex Dimitriades will end up famous and we can use this against him, or an episode of FFF.
Because we enjoy watching the slow, inexorable decline of the beauty which once was Lindsay Lohan.
Because there is nothing quite like when Lily Allen hits the bottle.
Because how else could Katharine McPhee make any money in her life without the help of product placements via photos in blogs and magazines?
Because how could we laugh about Jessica Simpson trying to single handedly bring back fashions Bo Derek wore back in the 70's and weren't even popular then.
Because how else could I tell you that despite you not being able to see it, there is actually a slit up the back of this "dress" that Hayden Pannettiere is wearing because she wanted to make sure everyone got an eyeful of what company provides her panties.
Because how else could we see this photo of the lead singer of The Kills which is almost the perfect rock and roll photo.
Because where else would you get to see new photos of Ryan Reynolds on an almost daily basis and be able to comment on the strange lines on his forehead and the fact he still hasn't got engaged you have a shot?
Because where else can you call people like Patrick Dempsey as jackass or wonder if he makes his family speak to him only in Italian once he puts on his bike riding clothes.
Because where else do you see photos of Neil Patrick Harris and Ricki Lake doing a charity reading for the group WET. Yea, I kind of like the name also.
Because where else can you just say to yourself WTF after looking at this photo of Matthew Fox?

3:10 To Yuma Premiere--Helping Out The Readers Special

I think you all would kill me if I didn't start with Christian Bale to help you get warm.
And then give you just a touch more just in case you need that extra push.
Danny Masterson and his brother share one tie between them, but hey, at least he's wearing a tie to a premiere. (with the tennis shoes)
Maybe Christian Bale isn't your type and you prefer the Dolph Lundgren type.
For "some" and others, Alison Eastwood was about as good as it got. If you need more, look for her Playboy photos online.
I guess you could imagine Vinessa Shaw, but those old lady hands and the need to kiss for the camera turns me off.

Could Russell Crowe and his wife be any less interesting? But, if you swing that way, then it may be just the thing for you.
Maybe a more exotic couple like Ben Foster and Zoe Kravitz would be more to your liking. Yes, that is Lisa Bonet's daughter so maybe you have some kind of sick leftover Cosby Show fantasy which has been haunting you for the last 20 years and you just can't stop watching Angel Heart no matter how hard you try.For those of you who want to relive the 60's, or have an Easy Rider fantasy, I'm here for you also. Well, Peter Fonda is here for you.
Maybe you are looking for some young love? Hmmm? A little Johnny Whitworth might be nice huh?
And for those of you who like the geek or the "nice guy" then perhaps Dallas Roberts is more to your liking.

Feel better now?