Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

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J Balvin being J Balvin at the Louis Vuitton show in Paris.

Naomi Campbell took her awfulness to the show too.

Yeah, not sure what Pink was thinking about when she put this on. 

Apparently Chris Pratt is a Longhorns fan.

Riley Keough was also in attendance.

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A first time in the photos for Sooyoung

Long time no see from Sean Patrick Flanery and Donna D'Errico. 

 

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

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Rob Lowe and his wife were in Monaco with

The legend, Gloria Gaynor.

Denise Richards was there too.

Gigi Hadid leaving her hotel in Paris while

Jeff Goldblum talked about mythical apartments.

James Harden in Los Angeles. I wonder if a call was made to Khloe.

Katie Couric and John Legend in Cannes.

Cobra Kai.

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Vanessa Carlton doing some press for a Broadway show.

Baywatch Reunion

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. You try and take out your cell phone and take a photo while the judge is talking. Yesterday I was over at the courthouse and was trying to find a friend of mine for some lunch and wandered into this courtroom looking for them. As small and as squished as this drawing is, the courtroom is even smaller and squishier. Everyone is close in this courtroom. The first thing I noticed is this big head of dyed black hair with spikes. (#4) As I soon as I saw it was Nikki Sixx, I knew Donna D'Errico must be in the room somewhere, and she was. (#3)

I only stayed about ten minutes, and left when Nikki Sixx walked out to take a break, but what I saw was that #10 looked to be Nikki's top whore while #6 and #7 were just used when he was bored with #10. #7 was African-American, but also had a British accent, so I guess that would make her African-British which doesn't make much sense, so lets just call her black. She looked the nicest. The top whore and #6 not all that hot looking.

#5 was Nikki's bald headed lawyer, and quite possibly one of the most rumpled looking people in the world, especially when you contrast him with #8 and #9 who I swore were models but were actually lawyers. #8 was a guy and #9 a woman and they worked together, and hopefully for the sake of the world's future were also going to breed.

#1 was the biggest surprise of the day. #1 was Alexandra Paul who was there with her husband (#2) to support Donna. Alexandra Paul looks freaking amazing. When I got back to the office I had to see how hold she is, because she was just in jeans and a t-shirt and looked incredible. Turns out she is almost 45 and looks 25. That diet and crazy thing she does called exercise must have paid off because I will say right now she is the best looking 45 year old in Hollywood. She had on no makeup, no nothing, and had been sitting with Donna for probably 3 hours by the time I saw her, and she looked great. Her husband, also an athlete, looked a little puffy. Donna just looked tired. It looked like she was tired of being there. Again, she had no lawyer and seemed like the shy little flower in the corner. Nikki kind of dominated the room because he had so many people with him. By the way, Nikki looked like a guy who is afraid to let go of his youth. He was trying to wear jeans that made him look like an idiot, but it was the dyed black hair that has to go. Maybe it was because he gave it a fresh dye or something the day before, but he just walked around like an ass when he left the court room, and I could see him being a complete ass to Donna as well. I have also decided that she is probably not turning tricks on the side like Nikki has said in the past. Honestly, when you look at her, you don't see Baywatch or Playboy. Oh, she is pretty enough, but it is like she has no life at all inside. Just someone who is looking lost and this close to just breaking down completely. Plus, knowing what I know about Alexandra Paul I find it hard to believe she would hang out with someone who is turning tricks to make a living.

Oh, I forgot 12 and 13. From what I could tell, #12 was the husband who cheated on #13 with #11 who basically didn't even bother to get dressed when she came to court. You will be happy to know #13 seemed to be kicking ass because #12's lawyer was in a really bad mood.

Sorry if this wasn't clear. Generally every morning a judge will hear between 10-50 matters. Some last 30 seconds and some last fifteen minutes. Donna and Nikki were almost last on this last and so were having to sit through the entire calendar. When I saw them it was almost lunch, so they had probably been sitting there for 3 hours waiting their turn. #12 and #13 had four or five issues before the judge and so their attorneys were arguing the entire time I was in the courtroom.

Donna D'Errico Has Plenty Of Money

Last time there was a court hearing between Donna D'Errico and Nikki Sixx, Donna didn't even bother showing up. Yesterday, she showed up, but told the judge, "no thanks" to any money from her ex. The judge questioned Donna several times to make sure that she was waiving any financial support from Nikki.

Donna said she didn't need the money and that she just wanted everything to be over. According to Nikki's testimony at an earlier hearing, Donna has been making money as a hooker. I guess former Baywatch and Playboy babes can charge more than the women on the street. If you want a night with Donna, I'm guessing it is in the $10,000-15,000 range, but she throws in a free t-shirt so it's all good.

After the hearing, Donna told TMZ that she was in the process of writing an autobiography. Most of you might think it is going to be some tell all about Nikki. I think there will be a certain portion devoted to it, but I also think the majority is going to be about how Donna got work in Hollywood and what she was forced to do, and by whom. Nikki is a rock star. People will just say it is part of the game for any asshole behavior on his part. The rest of the book is what should be incredible.

Former Baywatch Babe Now A Hooker

If you thought the legal proceedings in Charlie and Denise were nasty, here is something even better.

In divorce proceedings being held this week involving the marriage of former Baywatch star Donna D'errico and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue, Nikki had this to say during his testimony.

"I heard she was doing high end call-girl work. I was freaking out. Your head starts to spin. We have a child together."

Of course one wonders how many hookers Nikki has had over the years who had kids as well as groupies he slipped a couple of bucks to or didn't who also had kids. It's only wrong in his mind when it is the mother of his child. Umm, do you think maybe she might be doing it to earn a living because you are trying to make sure she doesn't get a penny from you, and really has no career.

I guess Donna could go back to stripping. According to other testimony given during the week, Nikki was shocked to learn that Donna was a stripper in Vegas as a teen before heading out to LA. Wow, a stripper turned actress? That has to be a first in the history of LA. I'm sure Nikki is convinced that Donna is the only person who has ever done this, despite all the strippers Nikki has probably met over the years who told him they wanted to be an actress. Does he expect them all to stay single forever, or just not marry him?

Nikki is a prick and his total double standard hypocrisy when it comes to his wife is no different from watching an episode of The Sopranos with one set of standards for the women they slept with and another for their wives and children. At least with The Sopranos though, it was fiction. Nikki is a real live jackass.