Met Gala Photos Part One

Amal and George Clooney

Cardi B

Solange Knowles

Jennifer Lopez

Migos aka Lambo

Kim Kardashian

Rihanna

Random Photos Part Two

Emma Watson hanging out in London with some friends.

Anna Faris about to catch a flight out of LA.

Amal and George Clooney at the premiere of his new movie.

Sandra Bullock and her boyfriend had dinner with

Jennifer Aniston last night.

Jude Law has sex with Elle Fanning in the molester's new movie. Seems about right.

Angelina Jolie and Knox hanging out with their dog.

Random Photos Part Two

Trying to imagine a Britney Spears/Mariah Carey reality show. I'm guessing a couple of minutes usable footage a day.

Evangeline Lilly is The Wasp in Atlanta.

Fergie is still trying to make sales happen before giving up for good and becoming the passed out has been in the upper left corner of another remake of Hollywood Squares.

Courteney Cox heads for a dinner out.

Gerard Butler making sure the paps get a good look of what he perceives to be his cool look.

George Clooney carrying a bag which is not trying to sell any product. Very rare.

Janet Jackson didn't want to be noticed which is why she went to eat at The Ivy. Robertson might be a shell of what it was, but you only eat there if you want attention.

Random Photos Part Four

Fergie seems to be going for that I want to look young even though I am getting old look popularized by Madonna and Mariah Carey.

George Clooney headed back to London to meet with the in-laws.

Alyson Hannigan and her daughter in LA yesterday.

Heidi Klum and Vito Schanbel in Paris.

Kaley Cuoco after her daily yoga class.

After the tabloids screaming for a dress that shows off a baby bump, Kate Middleton granted their wish.

Kendra Wilkinson leaving her house with paps.

Lindsay Lohan showing off an engagement ring or her latest heist.

Minnie Driver looks great in this photo.

Random Photos Part Four

George Clooney out and about and selling his tequila.

Jessica Alba is still in South Korea.

Jennifer Hudson let the hand get to second base.

Courtney Love was at the same event and kept waiting for the hand but it never came.

Padma Lakshmi dared the hand to show up.

Jaime King was wearing this to an event and it wasn't a costume party or a tribute to nurses.

Katie Holmes is back in NYC again. She is always there.

Kate Middleton made it two days in a row with appearances.

Katharine McPhee taking herself out to dinner last night.

Kneepads Scores Another Wedding - George Clooney

A world renowned lawyer married an actor and People paid for the exclusive photos. It must kill the other tabloids that they don't have the kind of pull necessary to score the photos. I'm sure all of them would be willing to pay the money, but, as much as they kiss butt, they just don't kiss butt at such an elevated level to get wedding photos. For three weeks US Weekly has been milking Lauren Conrad wedding photos while over the course of a couple of months, People managed to snag Brangelina and now George Clooney while Ashlee Simpson probably cries every night wondering why no one wants her photos. So, do you think George asked for $1 more than Brangelina or did they get less? He will probably donate it to charity, which is always a good thing for the groups on the receiving end.

Random Photos Part Four

Emily Van Camp out grocery shopping over the weekend.

Emma Thompson out doing press in England.

George Clooney and his impossibly thin new wife actually making their marriage legal.

Cindy Crawford and

Matt Damon headed home this morning after the weekend of fun.

Ian Ziering at a farmer's market and

Jason Bateman did the same thing with his family.

Jessica Chastain in Harper's.

Avril Lavigne is 30, and is covering her ears when she realizes that even she can't stand her music.

George Clooney Got Hitched

Apparently George Clooney really did find true love or at least someone to marry in a hurry because he got married yesterday in Venice to Amal Alamuddin. Today (above) they showed up to hang out with friends because that is what George does. It seems like there is never really alone time, he always has to be with someone. So, no honeymoon? I know he has to film a movie in New Orleans and Puerto Rico with Sandra Bullock that has actually started shooting so maybe that will be their honeymoon or maybe we will only see Amal at awards season.