Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Met Gala Photos Part One

Amal and George Clooney
Cardi B
Solange Knowles
Jennifer Lopez
Migos aka Lambo
Kim Kardashian
Rihanna

46 comments:

gail said...

It's a sad state of affairs when Kim K looks the classiest of them all! Solange WTF??!

Me Again said...

Not sure how Amal's dress is supposed to be inspired by the Catholic Church. Maybe it is a miracle that George Clooney got married and had kids?

Me Again said...

And thanks Enty for posting these photos.

Count Jerkula said...

Was the back of Solange dress a big pucker, so she have a matched pair w/ the giant ebony pussy on the front of it?

Count Jerkula said...

P - Riri - her pussy gotta be magic.

M - K-trash - she aint even gotta pop titties out of the dress. Just blow me and git. Since i am poor and have nothing to offer her, she prolly give me the crack whore speed/no breathing BJ and finish me off in under 3 min.

B - JLo - she long in the tooth and practically an unlikeable as a Kardashian, but that ass was top of the food chain at one point, so wiggle dunkin in it will give ya some street cred.

Dusty Fairy said...

Lambo! Lol

Unknown said...

It's like the rich people's version of an ugly sweater party, except no one told the girl in gold because everyone hates her, so she tried to dress nice.

Dusty Fairy said...

Agree! Solange! Wtf is that awful look and who told you it was a winner? (Hold on, let me guess...)

Dusty Fairy said...

The Immaculate Conception, 2.0

Guesser said...

Solange always gets the ugly dress.

bowler_chick said...

Rhianna reminds me of Papa Emeritus from the rock band Ghost in this photo.

MichiganMama59 said...

What the hell is this even for

T. W. said...

That was not Kim K. That was the Academy Award Statue.

Anonymous said...

Question of the Day --- What does Kim K. and Amal Clooney have in common?????

Justin said...

She looks like the cartoon satyr Danny Devito voices in Hercules.

Glue said...

Met Gala has become the biggest society joke. Notice it's only reality stars, instagram stars and fake models and singers w/ substance abuse. Only a few true celebrities still go out of respect to the history of the met gala in NYC.

Remember back in the day when Anna REFUSED to allow KK to come anywhere near NYC during the met gala? Now, the whole family is there. I guess if you have a sex tape - it opens ALL doors.

Met Gala is a TIRED JOKE. 'nuff said.

just sayin' said...

Another reason we love Enty...this is the best collection of Met Gala photos I've seen.

No one else loved Cardi B? Not so obvious from the full-length shot, but the detail work on her her dress is impeccable. Same with Rihanna's, but I just loved Cardi B's for combining the theme with beauty.

shakey said...

Oh, so this is supposed to be based on the Catholic Church? Wouldn't that offend some partygoers? I was going to ask 1. if we were getting into Byzantine-era headgear for Spring, and 2. Is JLo a Knight Templar for Pope Rhianna?

shakey said...

And @Cail Corishev, your KK comment is hilarious! I wonder if the Ks ever feel uncomfortable and realize they have no business being in certain places.

Glue said...

@shakey - Piers Morgan, who I'm not a big fan of, made a GREAT POINT. He asked that if the theme were "Muslim" Or "Jewish" -- would it have been okay? It seems it's okay to make fun of Catholicism and christianity, but heaven forbid anyone ever saying anything or remotely even think about making a theme based on Muslim or Jewish religion.


I also have to ask CDaNer: you all read this site, you all comment on how fucked up all these people are in real life, and yet you all ooogle and ahhhhh whenever they have a red carpet event. I don't get it. Either you are for all these sick fucks or you are against them. This whole fair-weather-judgment when it only suits you is extremely disturbing. I just don't get it.

Itttt said...

Met Gala is truly pathetic. It has now become the other BET/NAACP Image Awards, but without the shootings.

orangesoda said...

Solange gave me the laugh that I needed this morning

Sd Auntie said...

Commenting on the fashions, hair and make up. It's not like we are oohing over Schneider and Singer @ glue. I think the next Met should focus on Hindu and Mormon Fashions. Ohhh the outrage!!!

hothotheat said...

Re: Amal. A muslim decorated as a Catholic.lol. Oh hey, where are "your" kids, you rape apologist? Oh thats right, being raised by nannies.

plot said...

Kim K is boring folks, BORING. We should be grateful a Kard has actually achieved social media mediocrity.

Migos - LOVE! Versace men's silks never had better celebrity models.

Lopez - have to admire her energy and determination to continue being a presence. The dress is so-so but Lopez will rock it, no matter what.

Solange - Okay, a hot melting vulva, got it.

Cardi B - all kinds of fun considering she is heavily pregnant. Why isn't she wearing Mother Mary blue? Being a bit restrained?

Amal - I don't get it.

@Glue

Fair point. The only arguement I can counter with is that the Catholic Church has been a determiner of fashion and iconography for a long long time, officially and unofficially (remember that the Protestant church was born of too much embellishment in the Catholic church.) Can't tell me there weren't drag queens in the Vatican assembly going way back.

plot said...

Forgot Riri

Not feeling it. It's a little too rational and on point. The back of the outfit is fantastic, love the jacket and the fall of the skirt from behind. The combo of the back with a cocktail dress in front remind me of a mullet. I don't like the way the miter cuts her face either. Not Riri's best effort.

Beezy said...

But Kim K’s dress is so boring. Barely goes with the theme.

plot said...

Kim K's outfit completely matches her new perfume bottle which is probably the point.

Still boring, outfit and bottle.

For the magic spell that would make all the Kards instantly boring to the viewing public, we would pay a whole lot.

yodelay said...

I really don't u understand Solange's outfit, what's worse is that I don't care.
I'm not a fan but Kim K looks absolutely beautiful here.

Alexandria said...

Hi thereee Count! Missed You and Your comments too lmao!

Alexandria said...

Whatup with the theme of that Gala thouuugh? They consider themselves as Gods and Goddesses or what?

HoneyRyder said...

Solange let her Instagram followers pick her outfit. “Followers - Under the Influence” gets my vote for next year’s Met Gala theme.

Unknown said...

I'm convinced that this is some type of underlying ceremony, Cardi does not belong there at all

petty white said...

-amal....whatever.
-cardi b was glowing and i thought she kicked ass preggers in that get up.
-i liked solange's look. think she looked cool.
-as much as i can't stand effin' j-lo, she looked incredibly hot. like the dress. love her bod.
-all i think about now when i see migos is snl. lambo!
-hate her all you want, but kim is a goddess. i'm in awe of her beauty, and to hear that she's a really sweet person makes me like her. i realize i am quite alone in this. lol.
-rihanna? slayer.

Unknown said...

@Glue, you're right of course. Making fun of Christians, especially Catholics, is always in vogue.

However, a Church-themed ball wouldn't *have* to be disrespectful. There's no way this crowd would ever play it respectfully, though. It looks like most of them ignored it anyway, which is probably the best we could hope for. I never would have guessed from the pictures there was any theme at all except attention-seeking.

plot said...

@petty

Kim is beginning to choose good causes to back, I'll give her that. It might lead to her being a much more interesting person.

As far as her physique is concerned, I can't get past the butt implants, sorry.

IanPhlegming said...

What a pathetic display. The Met gala was always pretentious, but you saw some lovely gowns and stylish clothes, not the gimmicks on parade here. It's like a parade of satanic jokes and clowns, no class, no sass, all trash, not even "in" on the joke anymore. It's telling that George and Annal come to this thing like it means they're still cool and hip. Kim Kardashian? Rita Ora? Such a farce, fashion as fascism.

plot said...

"fashion as fascism"

I didn't see anyone wearing Hugo Boss, did you?

Nor was anyone there sporting any sort of clothing vaguely nationalistic or military.

So why don't you explain what you mean and whether it felt really good to slap "fascist" on something other than Donny, May, LePen and Burlesconi.

Count Jerkula said...

Hello Alexandria

just sayin' said...

This isn't about religion. The Met Gala is held to celebrate each year's Met Costume Institute exhibition which is opened during the Gala. The theme of this year's show is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination".

The costumes worn at this gala were to be inspired by the glorious artwork that has gone into Catholic garb over the years. I guess you could say that short skirts with mitre hats are sacrilegious, but I didn't see anything truly risque last night.

Scel said...

This is EXACTLY how I felt. I thought the front was a dress and the long parts were part of the jacket thing. Then i saw the back and realized what it was. I like the back more than the front lol.

Mango said...

I love Cardi B's gown.

JLo always poses with her lips slightly parted and it reminds me of when a cat breathes through its mouth.

Mary Lamb said...

It was a lousy 'theme' and very few adhered to it.
The met gala really has become a joke. Reality whores, music whores and nobodies. It's a pathetic example of what our culture has become. Only a few brought the drama/costumes that it's supposed to be.

Urban Rosebud said...

Kim looked absolutely beautiful & I do not like her either. She is gorgeous & was even more gorgeous about 3 faces ago.

plot said...

"It's a pathetic example of what our culture has become"

Or it's just a party.

Jesus, does every little thing have to be judged by some arbitrary moral standard?

LeahBryar said...

Haters are going to hate. I also think Kim looks stunning

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