Kendra Wilkinson Spills - A Little

In an interview with US Weekly, Kendra admitted that although she and Hugh Hefner were "intimate" she had to go have sex every now and again just to feel human. So, then am I to deduce from that statement that the intimate time she and Hef had together was not sex? It is hard to tell. She says that she was never really alone with Hef and there were no solo dates so I am afraid to ask what exactly this intimacy was.

She did say that Bridget Marquardt confided that she never cheated on Hef once during the entire time. Kendra was amazed Bridget could go that long without sex. So, again, I'm guessing that intimacy didn't involve sex.

In fact, Kendra says that most of the time the only time she would even see Hef is if she saw him in passing when he was walking the halls of the Mansion. That does not seem like the way to have a successful relationship so I'm not surprised the pair broke up.

The one thing I found interesting was that Kendra said she hated getting the $1,000 a week allowance that all of the girlfriends got.

"I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn't have jobs other than getting appearance fees."

Didn't she get paid though for being on the show? Plus, she did a bunch of appearances so I'm guessing she didn't have too big of a problem taking the money.

Now that she is getting married, Kendra says she is totally against the lifestyle Hef has and that having three girlfriends is wrong. Umm, she wasn't saying that while she was getting paid. It is only now when she isn't getting paid that she thinks its wrong? If she is so against it, then why didn't she walk away a whole lot sooner? You know, before the entire world watched her make a bunch of money based on the fact she was one of three girlfriends? That seems like a pretty cheap shot to take at Hef. If she felt so strongly against it, she should have said something previously. All she did by her actions was say that it is ok. Maybe she just didn't want her new husband to be getting any ideas.

Bye Bye Bridget

Just when I thought Bridget Marquardt might get to be the star this year of Girls Next Door and give me a reason to watch, it looks as if that won't be the case. In an interview over the weekend Bridget was dropping hints that she won't be long for the house. I am hoping that she is going to be in some of the new season because I feel like she didn't get enough attention focused on her. I mean with Holly Madison basically controlling who got to be seen, Bridget seemed to be left out of a great deal. Everything basically centered on Holly and how she was the best and smartest and had the best fake breasts.

Every now and again she would show us Kendra if Kendra looked like an idiot, but Bridget was basically forced to the sidelines all of the time unless it was specifically about someone in her family coming to visit. Of course since Bridget is married, and getting a PhD and is about ten years older than Hef's ideal, it is no wonder she doesn't want to be there anymore.

Playboy Becomes Girls Gone Wild

Before the internet when you had to get your porn by stealing magazines from 7-Eleven there was sort of a pecking order. In Playboy you were going to get tasteful shots with a heavy emphasis on articles. Penthouse was kind of your middle of the road fun. A little freakier than Playboy. Then there was Hustler. That was for your gold chain wearing guys who traded their wives on the weekends. Sure there were lots of others, but those three magazines were like the McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys of porn. Your Coke, Pepsi and 7Up (Dr. Pepper) if you will.

Playboy was class. If someone saw you with a Playboy you might have actually been looking at it for something other than photos. I always thought the way Hugh Hefner carried himself in public and in appearances was impeccable. There was a quality standard that no other men's magazine met.

As much as I might be snarky about Holly or Kendra, but of course never Bridget, at least I think the women were close to representing what Playboy has always been about. Remember this is the magazine that had Marilyn Monroe. So, when I saw yesterday the two women Hef is pretending to sleep with for the next season of the show and for his girlfriends I got sad actually. Here is an 82 year old man with two 19 year old twins. He was eligible for social security when they were born. He was in his 30's when THEIR parents were born. But you know what, I could almost be ok with that. What really ticked me off about this and Playboy's reputation is that these are two girls who are probably too trashy maybe for even Girls Gone Wild.

They both have a felony conviction, and one of the twins has another misdemeanor charge that was reduced from a felony. They are 19. How do you think they are acting at the Mansion? Do you think they give a f**k about Hef? Nope. It is all about the money. I wouldn't be surprised if they are looting the mansion as we speak. While Hef takes one of his many naps, they are taking crap and yelling at Hef's secretary. I'm sure Hef got talked into the twins by the producers of the show talking about how it would be good for ratings to have the twins. But what he is doing is just trashing everything he has worked at for the last sixty years.

So, my advice to Hef is show some balls, and kick the girls out and go live with Barbi Benton. You liked her best anyway and she is within 30 years of your age.

The Girls Across Town

Are the Playboy people making so much money from Girls Next Door that they need to keep it going forever? I mean I know it is probably the only way Kendra is ever going to get paid for something other than taking her clothes off. I mean like a paycheck. Getting divorced in a few years and cashing in is not really a paycheck. At this point the girls are off doing their thing in so many places that it takes a major effort to actually get them to the Mansion to pretend they live there.

To me, it seems the only one of the three women who shows any loyalty to Hef is Bridget. Holly and Kendra are off in their own little worlds while pretending to be still with Hef. Don't think Holly was with Criss Angel last weekend and that Kendra was off with her NFL guy? Get this statement from Hugh he gave to US Magazine.

"She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever."

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

So, basically how I read this is that she is off doing her thing and when she finds some guy, she will go ahead and leave and Hef will be ok with that. It sounds like he is encouraging to do that and there certainly have been no denials about she and Criss being all over each other last weekend. Could I take a step back here and ask why women are so attracted to Criss. Is he that good looking?

Anyway, with Holly playing the field and Kendra allegedly engaged to an NFL player, that only leaves Bridget minding the Mansion. I think Hef should dump the other two and we could just have a show focusing on Bridget and Hef.

Holly Thinks Kendra Is An Idiot

I rarely talk about The Girls Next Door. I don't know if it is because I think the premise is stupid or if I'm jealous of Hef or just because I have better things to do with my time. Whatever the reason, it isn't as if I am unaware of the show or have never encountered the three, but I really haven't seen this much venom before.

Holly Madison, who if you don't know is Hef's top girl, took time out of her busy Sunday schedule to write a little something on her MySpace page to address all the rumors that Holly is jealous of Kendra Wilkinson, who for those who don't watch is the "sporty spice" of the three girlfriends.

I really don't want to post her entire message, so you can read it here. Basically, what she says in the beginning is that she and Kendra are the bestest of pals but they just don't hang out together much outside the Mansion. But then, in the very next paragraph she takes shot after shot at Kendra, so apparently that Page Six story Holly is going off on, might actually be true.

The latest Page 6 story is especially dumb. Saying I am jealous of Kendra because she has an "empire" and I'm "just sitting around with Hef"? What "empire"? I guess because I have a real full-time job aside from The Girls Next Door (excuse me for having a brain and having something REAL going on in my life as opposed to following in the footsteps of the socialite-of-the-week) means I am "sitting around" doing nothing. I guess having people announce clothing lines and workout products that never come to fruition means you are doing something.

Wow. If this is her bestest buddy then I guess you don't want to get on the wrong side of Holly. Actually if you got on the wrong side of her you might roll over and crush Hef to death, so be careful. In case you are wondering what Holly's real full-time job is, I think it is as a photo editor of the magazine. Of course if everyone corrects all your work, then maybe you are just an assistant photo editor. Whatever. It is not 40 hours a week, but it is a job. Maybe. I would like to see the separate paycheck for it. Holly does seem to feel though that she possesses a brain and apparently Kendra doesn't. Did you hear that Kendra? You don't have a brain and are an idiot for following in the footsteps of the socialite of the week. So sayeth the woman who's show is on the same network with about a million of those people and was even on one of them last week.

I guess that Holly is also a little tired of Kendra having people put out press releases for her that haven't been approved by Holly. Look, I think Kendra is annoying as hell and my favorite is actually Bridget (hi Bridget), but Holly needs to remove the claws and just let things slide by. When you protest too much, then it makes you look as if it is all true. Just relax. Take one of Hef's Viagras and think of soothing images of how you married Hef,(oops) or had his baby(oops) or get kicked out of the Mansion the day he dies or decides to live out the rest of his life with Barbi Benton and she throws you to the curb.

Hugh Hefner Has Not Lost His Mind

White Oprah has made a dramatic comeback. I was really enjoying not seeing Dina Lohan very much. It was kind of peaceful actually. Now that a network was dumb enough to give her a reality show we will have her thrust upon us much as she has thrust herself upon so many others. Can you imagine how much we are going to have to put up with her when she starts doing publicity for the show? Are you ready to see her whenever you turn on your television or open a magazine at the checkout counter?

You know the network gave her the show so that Lindsay would show up and they could watch the self destruction of Ali in person. Do you really think that anyone in this world gives a rat's ass what Dina Lohan does? Me either.

Dina is good for a quote though. Much like her ex is. Unlike her ex though, most of the time Dina waits for the phone to ring and isn't the one making the call. Dina has denied that Hugh Hefner and Playboy offered Lindsay money to get naked. They must know that Lindsay will get naked for food. She even has a sign that she wears on the exit ramps of highways.

What this shows me is that Hugh still has some sense. If he marries Holly Madison though that would be a big mistake. Don't do it Hugh. Not that you are reading this. I didn't mean to change the topic, and I really don't want the show that much, but Bridget seems more the marrying kind and Holly seems to be the one who will make sure you die without any money and try to take the company away from Hugh's daughter. Don't even get me started on the "sporty" one.

Now that Hugh has declined, I think Larry Flynt should call Lindsay. Dress her up like a nun or put her on a cross, and have her get naked. Larry has a huge wallet. It would be shocker.