Lindsay Lohan And Howie Day Romance?

Promises seems to be working its magic once again for Howie Day. During his last stint in rehab he thought he had found true love with Britney Spears. Unfortunately for him, she didn't feel the same way. Given a second chance at love in rehab, Howie wasn't going to let this one get away. He and Lindsay have been spending time with each other and really have a connection. A source at the facility says they are always together and are whispering and you can really see they have that special something. "It really could be love," the source added. Another source went on to say, "They both seem so happy and this is just what they both need. You can just see that they really want to support each other during this difficult time."

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You don't think Ryan Phillipe thought Britney was going to put out just because she wore this. Right?

Would you pay $71M for this Andy Warhol painting? The painting is really just a silkscreen over some newspaper photos but someone shelled out over 4 times what any other Warhol painting has sold for.

Norah Jones not impressed with the advances of Mr. Law.

Howie Day back to rehab. I could think of some other places which would be more fitting.

Michael Jackson is trying to stop the sale of his sex toys and paintings of naked boys. That sentence just doesn't sound very fun does it?

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More on Britney and Howie. I would read the article VERY closely.

Mel B is working on a deal with a network to spill everything about Eddie. You better pay that money quick, Eddie.

Pete Doherty didn't show up for a gig on Sunday. Who would ever think that would be possible? He seems like such a responsible fellow. Even all the judges love him. What does it take to actually go to jail in the UK? Perhaps AllyUK could let us know.

Boy George responds to that sex slave/gay escort/kidnapping/torture charge.

Kim Kardashian is worried her grandkids will see her sex tape. "Grandma, were you a porn star?'

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Andy Dick, being, well, Andy Dick.

Video of Posh showing Tom and Katie her new house.

Howie Day and Britney pics. Not a good choice Britney.

Pete Doherty is getting some type of implant to help him quit drugs.

Legally Blonde hits Broadway.

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George Hamilton could be the next host of The Price Is Right. Instead of the famous get your pet spayed or neutered line to close the show, George is considering.

1. "Get a spray tan. Much better than the cream."
2. "If you change wives often enough, you too can have a career in showbiz."
3. "If you come on down, just know that you're going to get some tongue."
4. "Buy Love At First Bite or Zorro:The Gay Blade on Amazon.com."
5. "I'll do anything if the price is right. See ya next time."

Brian Bonsall arrested. You know the little kid from Family Ties. No, not Skippy. The little kid with the blond hair. Not the girl with blond hair. The boy with blond hair. I know you weren't watching anymore but I swear he was on it.

Owen Wilson is going to break Kate Hudson's heart.

"Hi. I am Howie Day. What, you don't know who I am? Well my publicist is sending out a release that says I am Britney's mystery tennis guy. I know everyone thought I was gay, but really, I do have the hots for Britney. No one noticed I was in rehab. My plan to be photographed with Britney worked out great. Why do you think I took her out there for 8 minutes? It's obvious I don't know how to play, but knew it was a good place for the paps to see us. The problem was no one knew who I was. I was going to wear a sign on the back of my clothes, but it fell off on the way to the courts. Please buy my new album when I get out of here."

Jennifer Aniston went on a double date with the Arquettes. Cute. I really just don't have much enthusiasm for this story. Honestly, I don't have much enthusiasm for any of the people who were on Friends. Here are the headlines I forsee on People over the next year which involve any of the cast of Friends.

1. Jennifer's new love
2. Jennifer and _______ speak to People.
3. Courtney and David speak about their marriage crisis.
4. David or Courtney's heartbreak. (whichever publicist is better)
5. David or Courtney's new love.
6. David or Courtney and ________speak to People.
7. Whatever happened to Ross? David Schwimmer talks about his new life as a nobody.
8. Matthew Perry's weight skyrockets.
9. Matthew Perry speaks about his new diet, his new love, and his new found respect for life.
10. Lisa Kudrow tells People why she keeps turning down roles in hit television shows.
11. Matt LeBlanc's life or death drama. His fourth cousin, once removed in a battle for her life.