Earth To Lance

Everytime I see or read an interview with Lance Bass the thing he always mentions is how there will be an N'Sync reunion any day now. He sounds like one of the Jackson brothers who keep repeating the same line repeatedly in hopes that one day when the reporter interrupts Michael watching home videos of kids that Michael, will say "yes, I want to go on tour."

Lance is like the same expectant puppy. He keeps sitting waiting patiently at Justin Timberlake's feet. The ball is sitting there waiting to be tossed. Lance wants to play, but Justin doesn't.

JC Chasez is doing a round of press for America's Best Dance Crew and so of course he is always asked about a reunion and how Lance wants one. JC said, "I really don't know where Lance gets these things from. No one has heard anything. Only Lance."

It is interesting the way JC put the quote. Not the part where he makes fun of Lance, but the part where JC says he has not heard anything. Apparently it isn't his decision. I'm wondering what would happen if N'Sync did something similar to what Take That did in the UK without Robbie Williams. Robbie's career has gone nowhere and Take That is more popular than ever. If you are a fan of N'Synce aren't you going to go see them whether Justin is there or not? The question I have, and don't know the answer to is who owns the N'Sync name. The JC, Joey and Lance tour doesn't sound as fun.

Random Photos Part One

An airbrushed Cameron Diaz gets the top spot. It is a welcome to Los Angeles issue, and I think airbrushing a celebrity fits really well into that theme.
I have to say that Bruce Willis and his girlfriend look good together.
It is amazing what they can do with wax these days.
David Tennant and Catherine Tate.
At this point I wonder what judge is not going to vote for Chloe Marshall.
Well if you have any spare change in your cars, I know who would like to earn it. I really don't think it is possible for a woman in a beehive to look like Keith Richards, but Amy Winehouse is really trying.
Chris Evans on the other hand looks great.
David Spade and Kid Rock are hosting the new Fox reality show, "Who would you rather do?"
I just can't look at Kristin Davis the same anymore now that I know she is kind of a biter.
The amazing Johnny Knoxville.
I think this is the start of 30 days of JC Chasez being seen with a different woman each night. It would help if he was not being so obvious in his attempt to actually be touching her.
That is a big piece of fur Eva Herzigova is wearing.
Lupe Fiasco - London
Linda Evangelista looks amazing.
Kanye West - New York
I guess I don't pay attention to Kelly Ripa because I have never noticed the tattoo. Was it in that Shape Magazine bikini cover?
Keanu Reeves always looks better when he shaves.
It must be take your family to work week here in LA as Rick Schroder shows off another son and
Keanu Reeves brings along sister Kim.
Yes, I know you all love Mena Suvari's ass, but the reason I am showing this photo is because it is new and explains better the arm around the girl. It looks like the three of them are getting a photo taken and so I am going to say that this is not Mena's girlfriend.
Minnie Driver looks great.
I guess we all know what Mariah Carey's favorite position is.
Well I think f**king Dominic Monaghan would be a step down from Matt Damon, but that is just me.
RIP Wayne "Frosty Freeze" Frost. In my opinion he was the best break dancer that ever lived. He died yesterday at the age of 44.
Taryn Manning is a mess. New hair color, but still a mess.
The Kooks - London
I'm not going to go. Are you going?

Random Photos Part One

Danity Kane and virgins go together like...well really like nothing. Can they even remember that far back?
Chuck Berry - Amsterdam
Bindi Irwin debuts her clothing line by walking the runway.
Amy Winehouse joins this week's nudity parade. Do you only get impetigo on your face or can that be an all over kind of thing?
These are just a couple of models at the Gucci fashion show in Sydney, but I wanted to get your opinions on the little measles on the guy's tux. Yea or Nay?
Have I told you how much I like Grace Park? Well, now I have.
In case you were wondering what happened to Edward James Olmos. Well some of you were wondering. OK, a few.
It really looks like the NBA players are posing with some cardboard cutout of Donatella Versace and having to pay $3 for the privilege. It really is her though.
See. You really can't fake those lips. Well you can, and I'm sure she has spent some money, but you get what I mean. Maybe you don't though and you have just been staring at Jonathon Rhys-Mears.
A couple who only dates when the world thinks they are divorcing isn't that great of a couple.
Laura Bryna - New York City
Lets take a vote on whether JC Chasez is gay.
Wow. I think at this point I would rather almost date the pit bull and not Jessica Biel. Her "trainer" must have made her mad.
Jamie Bamber looks pretty good. First time on the site I think.
Just easier to copy. Thinking hurts too much for Jessica Simpson. Oh, and the Mavericks lost so her jinx apparently spreads to all Dallas teams.
Sheryl Crow - New York
Russell Brand was in LA, and I didn't even know. This is one guy I would love to hang out with.

If I wore what Mark Ronson is wearing in this photo, I would look like some fat guy in a 70's porn film. It is almost like a leisure suit, and yet, he makes it look good.

The Simpsons World Premiere

Erika Christensen looks amazing although even if she didn't I wouldn't say that because she's not afraid to kick a guy's ass. Also, if she calls you. A word of advice. Call her back quickly.
"Of course we are going to have a good time tonight baby. Your dad is the Hoff and I bring the party with me."
So I guess actors and their characters as well as couples both start to kind of morph into one after a certain period of time.
You just know that Albert Brooks is the guy yelling at the kids to get the hell off his lawn.
Lisa Leslie is a whole lot of woman, but considering she had a baby like a month ago, she looks incredible.

Yea. That outfit just screams heterosexual.

JC may as well have worn this outfit and started singing tunes from Cabaret.Hank Azaria is a great guy and a great actor who doesn't get enough respect and Huff was a great show. Look on the bright side Hank, Helen Hunt dumped you and since then hasn't done a damn thing. She thought she was too good for you, but she was wrong I tell you.
Before you saw this photo, how many of you could swear that Ed McMahon was alive? Also, is it the angle or does his wife have gargantuan breasts that are drooping towards her navel?

The way she is eating this reminds me of the way OJ tried on the glove. It's all about the appearances baby.

Has a woman ever made so much money playing a man, let alone a little boy?
Speaking of Ed McMahon I don;t know if I could have sworn Marilu Henner was alive. Anyway, do you think the woman behind her is promoting Bee Movie?

You know that sometimes Phil's son just wants to kill his dad. Just for an instant.I think it's safe to say that no one can get Kevin Smith out of his denim shorts. It's also fair to say that every pound his wife keeps losing goes straight to Kevin. I can just see his thought process when getting dressed went something like this.

"Well if I wear this $2000 sport coat, I can get away with the shorts because it all balances out."