Random Photos Part Five

Claire Danes in a very unflattering dress at the premiere of Homeland.

Diane Kruger gets a star in Berlin.

This man paid $80K to kiss Elizabeth Hurley. She will probably marry him now.

It was all for charity. Elton John had his AIDS benefit and it also helped James Blunt find his career.

The amazing Chrissie Hynde should have been the top spot.

Oh, or Ian McKellan would have been a good choice too. They were both at the benefit.

George Clooney's future wife couldn't decide on a dress so put two of them together.

Gwen Stefani looks like she had some work done.

Anne Hathaway still filming The Intern in NYC.

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Kevin Federline has changed from his usual outfit. Maybe he is growing up. Then again, it is sweats and a hat.

Katy Perry in Cannes.

Also there was James Blunt who brought his personal model/money tree.

Kanye West and an ice cream cone. That is actually what passes for a smile from Kanye.

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

Macaulay Culkin and his band sing about pizza. This time it was a pepperoni one.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr get along really well.

One of these days Mary Kate Olsen is going to realize this old guy is in it for the money and his obsession with women that look like 12 year old girls.

Liev Schreiber and his son look for the other kid. Give up. Now Joe Dirt must grow up on his own.

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Taylor Swift wonders how much it would cost to buy a house next door to Prince William.

This is Taylor's version of twerking but can't get Jon Bon Jovi to notice.

Colin Firth and his wife were there.

James Blunt and his benefactor/girlfriend.

Jon Bon Jovi's daughter looks great. No signs of her heroin overdose.

Michelle Dockery

Eliza Doolittle

When you are the future King you can tell the worst jokes ever and people will still laugh like crazy.

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Gwen Stefani might just be starting to show.

Hugh Jackman shows off his Hammbone pants.

He then looks at photos to decide which angle makes him look bigger.

Jessica Alba at a premiere.

Jane Lynch was there with

Virginia Madsen so at least some talent showed up.

James Blunt shows off his bald spot.

Jessica Lowndes makes a rare appearance in the photos.

Speaking of Hammbone, the originator has been avoiding going commando lately.

James Blunt Is Retiring

James Blunt announced he is retiring and says that it is time for him to stop working so hard and to enjoy the fruits of his labor. Well, he is British so he said labour, but you get the picture. I was not aware that James Blunt had been working. All I ever see of him are photos of himself off the coast of France where he tries to convince more and more desperate women to come aboard his dinghy to ride his anchor while he tells them all about his one hit wonder song. Yes, I know he was in the military and even served in Kosovo, but he is not retiring off the money he earned from that and you don't normally date supermodels if you are an officer in the military. I know he has been on tour this year, but I thought it primarily involved 100 seat theatres in the backs of nursing homes. James says that he needs some time for himself. You know, because the demands on a guy who has not had a hit in almost a decade must be overwhelming.

James Blunt Says He Stopped World War 3

It looks like James Blunt has more going for him than just one song. You know he must be dying for another song just to get rid of that one hit wonder tag. It probably haunts him, although the fact he sold 11 million albums with that song on it probably eases the pain somewhat.

Anyway, while doing press for his new album, James gave an interview to the BBC. I knew he had been in the military, but I don't think I knew what he actually did until this interview. James was an officer in the British military. He was involved in a very famous incident and James says he was the one who personally stopped World War 3 from happening.

Here is what James told the BBC yesterday. He said that US General, Wesley Clark had ordered a group of 200 British soldiers led by James Blunt to capture an airfield even if they had to shoot the Russians guarding it. James said he refused the order and was backed up on the radio by the highest ranking British general in Kosovo.

The general was interviewed after James Blunt said what he did, and the general agreed with everything James said. Great job James. Still don't like Beautiful. You can listen to the interview here.

Random Photos Part Three

Henri Bendel's holiday display in New York



Heidi Klum wearing a dress by Mondo Guerra.
Jason Bateman getting a kiss from his daughter.
James Blunt - New York
He then told Whitney Port that Beautiful was about her. He really needs a new pick up line, but apparently it still works.
Jim Carrey filming his new movie.
A very thin January Jones.
Justin Long in glasses. I do not think I have seen that before.
Not sure what Jennifer Love Hewitt was thinking here. Maybe all of you like it.
Joaquin and Rain Phoenix.