Janeane Garofalo Has Meltdown

Last night, Janeane Garofalo performed at The Stand in NYC. According to a person who was there, they said, "It was sad. It was like something no one should see. It was shockingly disjointed, she was scrambling for words, she had no command and kept apologizing. In all seriousness, it was disturbing. What happened? Does anyone know? It was like she'd been seriously strung out nonstop for several days. She seemed incredibly f**ked up...it was really sad."

I haven't been able to find any videos uploaded to YouTube of the performance, but maybe someone will do so today. I would love to see it. She is supposed to perform again tonight at the same place.

Janeane Garofalo Has Been Married For 20 Years

Until recently, Janeane Garofalo thought she was a single woman. It turns out though she was married for almost 20 years to her former boyfriend Rob Cohen. The pair got married in Vegas back in 1991 but they didn't think it counted because they went through a drive-thru and were in the back of a cab and never filled out paperwork that they can recall. It turns out though they were married and Rob came calling when he wanted to get married to someone else. According to The NY Post, the couple only had their marriage dissolved this past week and then had a Ben Stiller Show reunion which is where they met.

Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

A first time appearance in the blog, let alone the photos for Delroy Lindo. I just think Delroy is totally under appreciated as an actor and doesn't get the attention he deserves. Love him.
I know its Pride Month and all, but I think Cheyenne Jackson and the fan thing is maybe going a bit overboard.
Ben Harper - Los Angeles
Hey look ma, it's some Beastie Boys. If you have never seen them live, you need to do so. YouTube clips just don't cut it.
With Hank Azaria's hefty new pay raise you would think he could afford a better lover than Kevin Pollack. Oh? Not lovers? My bad. I just kind of assumed since he was with Helen Hunt that Hank must like guys. Too far? Well when there aren't very many photos, you kind of have to go with the flow a little.

So I read fashion magazines for men. I can't hope to afford anything in them and will never get out of the Big &Tall shops, but I do read them. I thought skinny ties were out. So, is there some type of exception if you are a designer? Does Kenneth Cole say to himself, I want to look like a cross between Michael Lohan and Kevin Bacon so I'm going with the skinny tie?
Johnny Depp on the set of his new film.
The rarely photographed together, Henry Rollins and Jeaneane Garofalo.
I guess it is true. All witches do have cats, although this cat looks like it is going to run for its life the second she is let go.
Well since there is a dearth of photos today, I thought I would have a contest determining which obscure Australian actor you would rather do. Your first choice is Toby Allan.

Your second choice is Matthew Newton. But before you make your decision, be advised that Matthew went to the event with
Pia Miranda who has somehow forgotten that bras are for beneath the dress and not on the outside. Common mistake.
Metro - Polzeath, UK
Nick Cannon just seems to be saying to himself, "Mariah wet and without makeup is not what I signed up for."Now I know why she spends so much time getting ready and has so many people working for her. It must take an army to make her look halfway decent.

Tommy Hilfiger at his engagement party. His affianced looks thrilled to be there. She is probably trying to do the math in her head of what she will get when she says "I do." Meanwhile the photographers are frantically trying to say, "hey, you are getting married. Look like you enjoy each other. Get closer."

As the future Mrs. Hilfiger slowly draws away from Tommy. Look at that fake smile. Meanwhile, the photographers are saying, "look, I know your kids didn't even bother to show up which is saying something, but could you at least give us a kiss."
I'm guessing maybe he slipped her a little something to get her to kiss him, but he definitely wasn't slipping her the tongue. OK< everyone can go be sick now.
The looks like this could be something obscene in about 30 seconds photo of the day.
I think this is the first time Nicole Sullivan has been on a red carpet since she had her baby. Looks fantastic.

Vampire Weekend - Miami

I know many of you adore Thomas Jane, but I swear if paisley or any of its byproducts make a return because of this photo, I will ban him for life.
This bride had to wait to get married until Tom Hanks finished filming his scene for his new film. So, he made it up to the couple by escorting them to the church where she was getting married and slipping them a little wedding present as well.
Our lovely reader photo of the day. Yes, it is MySpace-ish but that is because her daughter was showing her how to take a MySpace type photo. I didn't know there were such lessons, but live and learn.
This is Thomas Langlois Lefroy. Who the hell is he do you ask? He is the inspiration for Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice and this is the only known image of the guy Jane Austen made famous.

Good Morning Australia

While you were sleeping, Jessica Alba decided to let Cash Warren back into her pants and pocketbook. He must be really persuasive. Maybe he should start a cult.

While you were sleeping you missed out on Foxy Brown being sentenced to at least two weeks in jail for violating the terms of her probation. Seems Foxy has a bit of a temper problem when it comes to electronics and a wee bit of a problem being truthful to cops and registering her vehicles. It hasn't kept her from getting knocked up by some unknown guy and she even says she's getting married. That is one brave guy. Not brave, like a guy playing in the AFL and getting kicked in the nuts and continuing to play. Well, actually he probably is that brave because you have to know he's going to get kicked in the balls almost everyday and being married to Foxy is almost like a permanent kick in the balls.

Jenna Jameson, who is trying to become the first disappearing porn-star talked about her retirement from porn and also her breast reduction surgery. She claims she got the breasts removed because it was being true to herself. I think she got them removed because she realized there aren't too many 50 pound people with D cup breasts and they were so heavy in relation to the rest of her body they threatened to always topple her. She may have also had them removed because she had become more plastic than human. Kind of like a real life Barbie doll, but with some kind of weight loss problem and she hasn't been recalled for lead paint.

Beyonce decided to show the world that she's proud of her breasts by exposing them for all the world to see. To actually see her breasts, you are going to need some time and some very good eyesight, but if you concentrate, you can see them flopping around like a dying fish in a boat. If you could see anything I guess it would be NSFW but your boss would have to have absolutely incredible eyesight to even get a hint of nipple.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty got back together again. Don't be surprised. Most super models do have a thing for former male prostitutes who are, needle tracked, broke, homeless, cheating on you all the time, incoherent, living off your money, hated by all your friends and family and may cause you to lose your child. I'm sure they will be one big, happy, substance abusing family. Oh yes I said family. Seems Kate wants to have Pete's children. I'm sure there won't be any complications with his kids and they should all be healthy drug users when they get older.

Scarlet Johannson wants to adopt. Well she needs to fill that new house she just bought with something. That's a big place for one person and her 400 pound stalker/lawyer/website author. Hopefully she didn't ask Woody Allen for any adoption advice or then she might just adopt some 18 year old boy who likes to call her mama and paints her toe nails.

Is 24 popular in Australia? I have no idea, but anyway, Janeane Garofalo, not to be confused with James Gandolfini even though they have similar looks is set to be in the new season of 24. I actually like Jeneane Garofalo and it's not just because she's getting it on with Henry Rollins or that she made a movie with Denis Leary which I actually thought was funny. I love her because of Larry. Larry Sanders that is. Anyone on that show is gold baby. Gold.

Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sleep in separate bedrooms? Well, it's true, at least according to Star Magazine. I know that probably doesn't come as too big of a shock if you really stop and think about it. What comes as a shock to me though is that Katie decorated her room in pastels with lots of stuffed animals and a miniature horse carousel which she rides when she's sad. I wonder how many engines have been burned out on that thing. You can read the whole story if you scroll down to earlier today.