Pirates Of The Caribbean Premiere

Three different looks for you Johnny Depp lovers.

I guess you have time to go to premieres when your team has been out of the playoffs for what seems like a month now. I have to say that none of the three look thrilled to be there. Maybe Kobe needs to buy some more jewelery for Vanessa.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

I love that jacket Chow Yun-Fat is wearing.

I'm worried about how much I like Emma Roberts.

Janice Dickinson will use any crowd and any scrap of room to pretend she's walking down a catwalk.

Joey Fatone and his dancing partner Kym. I'm guessing she loves white and blond and anything that makes her look like a ghost.

Guest can mean so many things.

Sure. Now that your career is headed on a long, downward spiral you want the 18 year old.

So how long did they leave Keith propped up before he got to move?

Linda and Jerry Bruckheimer look fabulous. (never hurts to kiss a little ass)

Lauren Holly makes an appearance with her son.

Orlando Bloom has definitely looked better. He also looks like he weighs about 100 pounds.

Has someone seen a clear photo of what Teri Hatcher is wearing around her neck? In this angle it looks like some sort of earring chastity device.

Wilmer Valderrama takes a 15 minute break from having sex with every woman in LA to escort his little brother to the premiere.