Pirates Of The Caribbean Premiere
Three different looks for you Johnny Depp lovers.
I guess you have time to go to premieres when your team has been out of the playoffs for what seems like a month now. I have to say that none of the three look thrilled to be there. Maybe Kobe needs to buy some more jewelery for Vanessa.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
I love that jacket Chow Yun-Fat is wearing.
I'm worried about how much I like Emma Roberts.
Janice Dickinson will use any crowd and any scrap of room to pretend she's walking down a catwalk.
Joey Fatone and his dancing partner Kym. I'm guessing she loves white and blond and anything that makes her look like a ghost.
Guest can mean so many things.
Sure. Now that your career is headed on a long, downward spiral you want the 18 year old.
So how long did they leave Keith propped up before he got to move?
Linda and Jerry Bruckheimer look fabulous. (never hurts to kiss a little ass)
Lauren Holly makes an appearance with her son.
Orlando Bloom has definitely looked better. He also looks like he weighs about 100 pounds.
Has someone seen a clear photo of what Teri Hatcher is wearing around her neck? In this angle it looks like some sort of earring chastity device.
Wilmer Valderrama takes a 15 minute break from having sex with every woman in LA to escort his little brother to the premiere.
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ENT: Correction: That's Joey Fatone with his dancing partner, Kym - from Dancing with the Stars....
Dear Jesus God, I love that man. You know which one.
Orlando has always been scrawy. What I really need to know is how Mr Depp keeps his skin looking that good. Apart from the sun damage, the smoking/drinking/partying of his younger days should have him well on the way to Keefhood by now. He's still hotter than all those no-marks on the red carpet.
Disney treated the fans on Main Street appallingly from what I hear, much worse than last year. Those people pay your wages Mr Mouse.
Yea, that is not Kelly Baldwin-Fatone...if you have seen her, you could not make the mistake of calling Kym Johnson, Kelly. No offense to Joey's wife at all...
Orlando has always been scrawny is what I was trying to say.
wtf is keefhood?
Anon @10:36 - I think Keefhood is a state of being preserved in drugs and alcohol to a point that you will never die.
Johnny reportedly uses La Mer skin products, and I am thinking that if he looks that good after 30 years of chain smoking, I must invest in some of this stuff pronto, cost be damned.
I was at Disneyland last week prior to the opening and they were already roping things off and herding us all in wierd directions, making it nearly impossible to move in certain areas. It really made me mad.
Anyway...Joey Fatone and his partner from DWTS performed there when we were there as well.
It's still the happiest place on earth.
BTW-who the heck is that with Jon Voight? I didn't know Angelina had any nieces.
Jon Voight is with his "goddaughter" -- he's been making all sorts of appearances with her lately. I dunno...
Oh and Teri Hatcher IS wearing a chastity device... it's called HER ENTIRE BODY.
SORRY LADIES BUT:
ORLANDO IS HOOKED ON METH.
FIRST SMOKED IT WITH A PLAYBOY BUNNY AT A PARTY AT THE MANSION - NOW HE'S HOOKED.
NOTICE HIS HAIR: LOST ALL IT'S SHINE AND IS NOW LIMP. HIS SKIN HAS BEEN REALLY BAD IN RECENT PICTURES - AND ENT IS RIGHT, HE HAS LOST MORE THAN 20 POUNDS IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS.
AND WORD ON THE STREET IS DEPP HAD A THREAD LIFT A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, IT'S A FACE LIFT WITH NO CUTTING, IT USES THREADS TO PULL AND SMOOTH.
I've always thought Orly was a druggie too. Love how he STILL rocks the yellow "LiveStrong".
Probably too stoned to realize no one has been wearing those in like 2 years.
I see Brad is still using the sock.
1) Yes, he's hot as balls, but how long do you think it takes JD to accessorize?
2) Jerry Bruckheimer's wife looks like Celine Dion...not sure that's a good thing.
3) I do not want Joey and Kym to win DWTS! It must be Apolo and Juliane!
As usual ent subtext. lol 1) kobe's marriage = pure publicity! she stays fot the money, he needs his wife because of the rape allegations. 2)jon voigt is a pedophile = if you go out with your supposed goddaughter aka guest at a premiere of a film which targets teenagers nobody will never suspect any sexual relationship between you two. 3) orlando looks sick = drug problems? 4) teri hatcher = frigide? so her boyfriend is just for publicity? All of her co-stars are involved, it will be humiliating to be the "weak link"?
6:16 - That was very well parsed. Nicely done.
Janice has the Melanie knees thing going on. They're scaring me!
esther.
Ya know I'm not a big Wilmer fan, but with his new haircut I'm thinking he could fez me anytime. Wait. I just remembered he fezed Blohan. Never mind.
Poor Orlando. He def looks waifish. No wonder he's with flat chested women, he can't handle a woman with curves...although I don't think he wants to handle any woman.
Tracee
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