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Thursday, April 25, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
Jessica Biel hangs out with one of her special friends in NYC.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler picks up a couple of bucks for the baby by doing a photo shoot.
Jesse McCartney has obviously moved on from his Paris Hilton phase and now just likes women who look like Paris.
James Van Der Beek takes the kids for a spin.
Kate Middleton looks surprised there are people waiting for her. Lots of people. Thousands of people.
Madonna's brother's mugshot.
Mariah Carey shows off a little leg to distract everyone from the American Idol rumors.
Melissa Gilbert and Timothy Busfield got married yesterday. Yep, on a Wednesday. They are new the Saturday and April is the new June.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Want To See Jesse McCartney Naked?

I have no desire to see Jesse McCartney naked, but I'm guessing he must be embarrassed about what he has to offer or what it shows because his lawyer is sending out cease and desist letters to every site that posts the photo. It was apparently taken by an ex of Jesse and shows him in a g-string but also fully exposed. His lawyer really needs to work on the wording of her letters because she wants to make it sound like it isn't Jesse in the photo, but then screws up later.
"A person is attempting to circulate a nude photo which purports to be Mr. McCartney. McCartney was unaware of the taking of this alleged photo, did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo, and certainly did not consent to the taking of such photo."
The first part says it might not be his, but in the second part of the statement it is pretty obvious that it is. Oh, and get this sentence, it is my favorite. "It appears that this photo has been manipulated and doctored by computer software."
How so? Is it smaller than real life? Did you ask him to drop trou so you could take a look? How does one verify that a picture of peen has in fact been digitally altered from the real without seeing the real?
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Random Photos Part One

Dave Matthews Band - Los Angeles

Jesse McCartney - New York

Remember the famous, "I'm a Hearst, not a Hilton" comment?

I thought Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh hated each other. Am I wrong about that? Are they off to a duel or something because that would explain the large purse Simon is carrying. Of course it could be a gift for Ryan Seacrest. You know how Simon is a spoiler.

Tommy Lee Jones needs to give me another US Marshals film. I mean why not? Don't pretend you haven't been roleplaying with your partner and yelled out "I need a hard target search."
Staind - New York
I saw this photo of Jodie Foster in Tokyo yesterday and was going to post it, but I had posted the school marm photo the day before and so thought naaah. And then yesterday there was a photo of her kids who looked adorable, but then you get into the whole, should I be posting photos of kids if they are not in the public eye. Then when I came back to this photo, I started asking myself if this whole red carpet thing on the stairs thing is a good idea? I mean Jodie's heels aren't sky high, but lots of the actresses in this world are, and their heels too. Combine that with a set of stairs they have never gone down, and the next thing you know, you have a scene from Romancing The Stone.

Chubby Checker is still alive. I'm telling you as much as this guy has done the twist, you know that he has just got to be in some really good shape. You know, he had a couple of other modest hits, but this guy has basically made a career out of one hit. One song and he was set for 50 years. Of course he has to go out every night and sing that damn song, and pretend he is enjoying it, but it has to be better than working for a living.

Andy Garcia, on on the set of City Island. I didn't show you any additional photos after this because he takes off his tie, then his shirt, and just basically gets naked right there for the world to see. I was going to, but then I said, hey, treat your readers with some respect. They don't need to see bare chests everyday to be happy. They can appreciate a Verne Troyer tongue and are just as thrilled as a shirtless Andy Garcia.

So, does anyone know what happens in Hamlet 2? Instead of everyone dying, do they just all have a BBQ, or what happens. Anyway Phoebe Strole was there, but that was pretty much it. Every star above her on the list pretty much thinks this one is going to bomb so stayed home. Yay for Phoebe. Way to take one for the team.

Moby was there too, but this is all about the shirt. I know it's lame, but I have to. You just can't leave it sitting out there and not say something. "Flipper?" " I didn't even know her." Thank you, I will be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

Michelle Ryan actually looks normal again. After that whole Bionic Woman debacle, I have to say she looked like she was going to have a breakdown.

The new Peach Pit. Sad. So does anyone else stay up really late at night and watch old Emergency episodes on Netflix? Yeah, I know, but I have no life. Anyway, there was one episode where the kid had to go to the emergency room because he ate too many peaches. The pits have cyanide in them, but I mean how many do you have to eat before it gets to that point? Plus the kid was like 8. How many 8 year olds are sitting around eating peach pits like popcorn?
Someone needs to have words with Kirsten Dunst because whenever she gets into the whole, look like crap, don't need a shower thing, rehab is like a phone call away.
Adam Gregory on the set of 90210.
Yes, that's Orlando Bloom. Yes, Miranda Kerr was with him. No, Greasy didn't join them for a 3some.
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