Showing posts with label Joan Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joan Allen. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Random Photos Part Two

Henry Gibson - RIP
Alicia Keys doesn't look pregnant from this angle.
So, it is a good thing I have this picture to substantiate my claim that she is.
Amber Rose is just not that attractive to me.
Now Amy Sedaris on the other hand. I love her.
While I know many of you feel the same way about Billy Burke.
One of the best actors around is Ben Whishaw. If you haven't heard of him before, you will.
Your eyes are not playing tricks on you. It is a quilt and Cate Blanchett did steal it from your grandmother's sofa.
I'm not sure why Christie Brinkley is posing like that, but she is the expert.
"I have to keep f**king my chicken." (Yes, I know the picture is about a year old, but it goes really well with today's theme.)
Obviously Hilary Duff didn't find that as funny as I did. Yeah, well your boyfriend got traded to Edmonton so there.
I need another Bourne movie. In the meantime I will have to be satisfied with pictures of Joan Allen. Oh, and Jeremy Irons.
James Blunt auditioning for Napoleon Dynamite 2 - "I Have A Twin"
Jane Campion and Holly Hunter. That is a great combination.
John Fogerty - Nashville
I have to remind myself that this is not a modeling shot. Jimmy Jean Louis does look that good. Bastard.
Jennifer Lopez in a Victoria Beckham dress. Seriously. She poses with Nancy Pelosi while Marc Anthony gives a massage to another woman in the background.
And the back of Jennifer's dress.
Umm, I don't mean to be rude. Happy Birthday by the way Skeletor, but shouldn't there be a knife in this picture. I have stuck my finger in many cakes, but somehow I don't think it is appropriate when there are guests to be served.
Jude Law's baby mama has sold her story and the baby pictures for $200K. Allegedly. That seems really, really high.
I think if they ever make a Rat Pack movie again that Joey McIntyre needs to be in it.
I see Giovanni Ribisi in more of a Dragnet remake.
Kevin Connelly growing a beard. That is what passes for news around here.
I am never going to get used to Katharine McPhee as a blonde, or nursing home white or whatever color that is.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Bourne Ultimatum Premiere

You know I talk a bunch of crap about Ben Affleck, but to give him his due, he does look really good here, and I love the suit.
Ellen Pompeo looks like she is wasting away. Eat some food woman. Look at the person almost out of the frame and then look at Ellen.
Joan Allen hasn't caught up to Ellen Barkin...yet
I didn't know nuns could get pregnant. Oh yes she is. (pregnant that is, not a nun. Although if Tori Spelling can become a minister on the internet, then I guess anything is possible.)
Let me start by saying I like Julia Stiles and think she's a fine actress. She is also gives Claire Danes a run for her money in absolute lethargy. I'm not sure what purpose she serves in any of the Bourne movies except for the fact the producers must have a warm spot in their hearts for her.
The newly engaged Rachel Nichols. Congratulations Rachel.

Peter B. wore the same damn thing at the Soprano's finale. Is it his trademark? His only clothes? To let everyone know he's a director? To make him look younger than his 70 years when he's out with a 20 year old? What? Just tell us Peter.
"So, you're what 15 minutes sober?" "That's a start." It's satire people. Satire.
Hollywood Gothic
Makes me want to sing that R.E.M song "Shiny Happy People."

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