Random Photos Part Four

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are back in LA.

Gisele Bundchen was also in an airport, but in Brazil.

Halle Berry filming her television show.

Hilary Duff celebrating her new record deal.

Hugh Jackman looks like he lost some weight or had some work done.

Idris Elba out to dinner.

Jennifer Lawrence filming the next Hunger Games movie.

Long time no see Joss Stone.

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Jessica Szohr and her new bff Julianne Hough hang out with Derek Hough.

Jared Leto shows off a new look.

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps on hiding that baby bump.

Brooke Shields is very tall. Joan Rivers, not so much.

Joss Stone makes a rare appearance in the photos.

Another week, another John Travolta photo with his daughter.

Kathy Griffin and her boyfriend at LAX.

Katie Holmes has not been photographed with Suri in awhile.

Lena Dunham filming Girls.

The Biggest Understatement Of The Year

Sometimes I wish that every public relations person was British. You would not get a statement like this from an American police officer.

"The men had information and items that lead us to suspect that they may have intended to commit a criminal offense."

Now, why would a British police officer say this? Well, two guys were caught at Joss Stone's house in England with swords, rope and a body bag. They also had a detailed map of her house and property. The pair were spotted after they kept driving around and around the house and someone called the police.

I doubt the pair were just doing it for kicks. How do two people like this find each other? Joss Stone message board? Who the heck decides swords are the way to go on a kidnapping and murder? They seem a little awkward. But yes, it sounds like they may have intended to commit a criminal offense.

Joss Stone Settles For Nelly

So since Joss Stone was basically laughed at in public by Mark Ronson last week, she of course had to prove that there are guys who are willing to date her. I mean Joss hasn't exactly had good luck when it has come to men. She was allegedly turned down by Mark Ronson despite throwing herself at him and she of course was the object of affection of Mr. Tom Cruise. You forgot about that didn't you? I believe it was before Tom had made the decision on Katie or maybe it was right after so he gave Joss the consolation prize of some free publicity and a coupon for a complimentary stress test.

She also went out with a guy named Beau Dozier. I know, I know, you just want to call him bulldozer.

Anyway, the Mirror is reporting that Joss and Nelly have been possibly doing the horizontal mambo for a few weeks now. I think the timing of the story is kind of convenient, and I know I'm kind of slow with these things but aren't Nelly and Ashanti still going out? Does Ashanti know that Nelly is doing the dirty with Joss? Meanwhile Joss' friends say that "It's early days but we haven't seen Joss this happy in quite a long time.

"It's great she has met someone as successful as she is and who understands the pressures being a performer can put on your life.

"And it helps that he is hot too - he is just her type."

Well from these quotes you can tell it is a set up job. Either that or her friends are high because there is no way on this earth that Joss Stone is as successful as Nelly is, and as for her type? Who the hell knows. It seems like almost anyone who breathes is her type. The bone her friends or PR people threw to Nelly is calling him hot. They hope he will just forget the rest.

I can just see her people brainstorming about who they could "hook Joss up with" to make her look attractive and wanted. They settled on Nelly because it is an entirely new market for them and even though it is totally ridiculous it did get the world talking about her for five minutes this week as someone who is wanted rather than rejected by a guy for being plain and boring.

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This top spot is more for Cameron Diaz than Ashton Kutcher. Ashton has gone way up lately in the good guy category as from what I understand he did another hour session with fans the other day. Sadly, I don't think his wife would ever do that. Cameron looked great and in almost every photo looked to be having a great time.
Kind of reminds me when Sean Young went all over Hollywood dressed as Catwoman. Wow that is an ugly outfit.

One of the funniest guys ever. Billy Connolly.
So, let me get this straight in my head. This is the premiere of the new Ashton Kutcher film who is sleeping with Demi Moore who used? to sleep with Bruce Willis who used to sleep with Brooke Burns. Now, if Brooke Burns would sleep with Brittany Murphy we could just make this one big happy circle.
The lets have sex on the red carpet photo of the week. This one is Ali Hillis who seems to be going for it with her "guest."
If it is a movie about Vegas or the mob, you have to have Dennis Farina. It just wouldn't be the same.

Diablo Cody gets one last look on Random Photos before she probably fades away.
Daniel Craig old photo huh? Well from now on, Daniel is going to be code for FFF.
Remember Faran from yesterday and his suit fabric. This is the exact same fabric. It's like Cynthia Nixon mugged him on the street, cut the suit from his body and stayed up all night making this. The bow is from his tie.
Cristian de la Fuente doesn't want to disappoint all those DWTS fans so he is going to go ahead and try and play through the pain just for you. Oh, and the sympathy votes.
Joss Stone actually looks great. This has got to be a first.

Jay Mohr was doing a charity gig last night and I think it is great he did. But, the reason he is on here is I want to talk about Action. I know the series is old, but I finally just got around to watching the entire set of episodes and I thought it was great until the character died. Well, yeah suck it if you hadn't got to that point yet. In the episode he died, I really said wtf? I stopped watching right then and didn't watch the last two episodes. If you think I should, then let me know. And in case you do want to watch it, Netflix has it on watch instantly. I don't know if it had already been canceled at that point and they just went ahead and did it, or if they wrote themselves into a corner, but it really sucked they did it.
Suck it in Ross. Suck it in.
I know Amelia Earhart was rather mannish. Fine. I can accept that, but does Hilary Swank really need to portray another character that will further diminish her femininity in the eyes of the public. When they make the movie about the pregnant man, you just know Hilary is going to want to play the role.
It must be Friday and I must be in a good mood because Eva Longoria actually looks not ugly. Not hot, but not ugly.
Leelee Sobieski wearing lots of clothes. First it was Mariah and now Leelee. I think the world is going to end. Can't remember the last time Leelee was not dressed like a dominatrix.

LeAnn Rimes - Austin
Laura Linney doing theatre is a great thing. If you get the chance you have to see her.
Happy Birthday Lily Allen. She actually looks kissable. Someone must have spiked my liquor with more liquor or something. Can't believe I just said Lily looks kissable.
Kal Penn. I'm not going to kiss him, but if he agrees to do another Harold and Kumar film I will.

When is the last time any site gave Rob Corddry any love? Well here you go Rob.

When is the last time any of you gave love to Parminder Nagra? I don't know either but I am definitely volunteering.
This is like favorites day. Olivia Wilde is amazing.
Neil Diamond - New York
Mudcrutch - Los Angeles
Is this the same outfit he wore the other day? Can someone find Vince Vaughn some pastels or something?

See Vince. Here are your pastels and springy summer colors. Sigourney Weaver will help you out.
Punky!!! In a duvet cover.
Seal - Los Angeles

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Doda seen here at the MTV Awards said that she wanted to be taken seriously as a singer.
The folks at Disney were not pleased to see this pair (wow a pun).
Things got kind of awkward for Angus Jones when Charlie Sheen asked him for a copy of his yearbook.
I just can't stop staring at Joss Stone's legs. Has anyone else heard she was Tom Cruise's second choice?

It seems so long ago that Julia Roberts was the tabloid queen.
Heidi Klum even looks great in a costume.
Dad didn't dress up for Halloween because he was pissed Gwen Stefani wore a black wig.
The Foo Fighters in Munich.
Only Wycleaf Jean could pull this look off.

The funny thing is Quentin Tarantino didn't even know it was Halloween.
Wow, the Hoff's ex and her new boyfriend make quite the drunken pair don't they?
Is the Maddens in Munich an alliteration or do you need more M's?
Despite what you may think, this is not a costume Kelly Osbourne was wearing.