Showing posts with label Kevin Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Smith. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

If you would like to see yourself in the photos alongside Billy Bob Thornton aka Sport playing with his band, then email your photo to entlawyer90210@yahoo.com

Andrew Garfield looking for Pokémon characters in London.
Ezra Miller and
Jay and Silent Bob at The Flash premiere in Loss Angeles. 
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were there too with the fake smiles so no one can get a Ben is over it meme. 
Lee Ryan is trying to get his conviction for assaulting a police officer thrown out of court.
There has been a Leigh-Anne Pinnock sighting. But, will there be a Little Mix reunion?
MC Lyte at the Apollo.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2

 

Friday, November 02, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

Halle Berry goes for daring and tight in Moscow.

So tight that it looks painful for her to bend over and sign autographs.
Heidi Klum and her bodyguard in LAX.
Jessica Chastain enjoying some champagne after her Broadway premiere.
A very rare pap photo of John Cho.
James D'Arcy at the premiere of that Hitchcock movie. All the other stars were no shows.
Kevin Smith came in his red carpet outfit.
Katie Holmes wandering the streets of NYC.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Kevin Smith Slams Bruce Willis


Kevin Smith took some time out from his busy schedule to indulge in one of his favorite sports. No, not airline bashing or shopping for really ugly looking shin length denim shorts. No, and not eating either. Instead he spent some time slamming Bruce Willis and blaming Bruce for the movie Cop Out not making as much money as it could have.

In an interview with The Daily Mail, Kevin said, "It was difficult. I've never been involved in a situation like that where one component is not in the box at all. It was f***ing soul crushing. I had no f***ing help from this dude whatsoever."

Now granted, Bruce Willis is a tool, and if he is not getting a huge portion of dollar one he will do the very minimum to promote a movie, but all that being said, did Kevin even watch the movie? It was awful. I watched it. I paid money for it. I thought that Tracy Morgan could probably make it work, but it was really bad. Not like Razzie bad, but bad enough where Kevin should feel grateful the movie made as much as it did. I am perfectly happy to slam an actor or actress who does not promote the movie because that is part of the deal, but the director's job is to make a decent movie and it wasn't.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Airport Celeb Stories - Khloe Kardashian & Kevin Smith


So, it is not just Josh Duhamel that seems to be making news in the airports or on planes, a couple of other celebs got into the act this week. For some reason I still do not understand, Khloe Kardashian was on George Lopez last night. Explain to me why. Her show is over. The new season does not have her on it much so why was she cluttering up my television? George could not find any other human being who was more worthy? Seriously George? Maybe he is just hoping Khloe will introduce him to some women now that his wife left him after all those hookers.

Anyway, Khloe compared a recent trip through airport security as rape. Really? You got groped by a TSA guy because you did not want to go through a body scan. I understand that female was in your personal space, but it seems to me that by comparing it to rape you are minimizing the horror of an actual rape. If you don't want to get groped by a woman then go through the scanner or don't fly.

I have been groped once just to see what it is like. Is it fun? No. But, what choice do I give them if I say no to a body scan? I don't mind the body scans. I would rather do that then go back and forth through the metal detector five times removing more and more clothing each time.

Meanwhile, Kevin Smith complained on his blog about being denied boarding on Virgin America. It seems that the rest of the plane was ready to go, but Kevin and his wife were not. They wanted the plane to wait for them. It didn't. So, Kevin threw a hissy fit because the plane had shut its door and would not let him on. He says that he was more upset they would not remove his bags to get his wife's medication. OK, two things. Usually a plane will not fly with bags that are not with a person on the plane. If for some reason they did, then why would the airline delay the flight longer to remove his bags and if the medication is so important why was his wife checking it anyway? Has he never lost a bag?

Kevin said Virgin kissed his ass and gave him new tickets to use and an apology. I think they should have told him that he and his wife can't make an entire plane full of people wait for them to deign themselves ready to fly.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Southwest Airlines Thinks Kevin Smith Is Very Fat


I feel your pain Kevin Smith. Southwest airlines decided that Kevin Smith weighs so much that he was a safety risk. The pilot of the plane came out to the cabin, saw Kevin jammed in his seat and kicked him off the plane. Kevin then spent the next 24 hours on Twitter talking to his 1.6M followers. Shortly thereafter Southwest realized who they kicked off and started kissing a lot of ass. Southwest airlines style. In typical Southwest style they offered Kevin a $100 voucher. He laughed at them and turned them down. They then put him on another flight. I don't understand how he could be safe for one flight and not for another. It isn't like he lost 20 pounds between flights. Do you think maybe the pilot had seen an advance print of Cop Out?

He had passed the both arm rests down test so thought he would get to stay. Instead, he got escorted off the plane with all the passengers looking. That is humiliating. To read the entire episode as it happened, click here.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Kevin Smith Thinks Bruce Willis Is A D**k


Bruce Willis has not always had the best relationships with his directors. Apparently as he has aged his getting along skills have not improved. In the latest example of Bruce Willis burning a bridge, he skipped the wrap party for the movie A Couple Of Dicks. No one seemed to mind at all, including the director of the movie Kevin Smith who gave the following toast to the crowd. "I want to thank everyone who worked on the film, except for Bruce Willis... who is a f**king d**k!"

So, I'm guessing there won't be any work for Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher or Rumer Willis in any upcoming Kevin Smith productions. Apparently Kevin and Bruce had several disagreements during filming because Bruce thought he knew how to make a better movie than Kevin. Uh huh. Let me know when Bruce Willis can play more than one character and then he can talk about making a movie better.

According to Bruce's rep, Bruce and Kevin got along great. Uh huh. "There is absolutely no rift between Bruce Willis and Kevin Smith. Bruce very much enjoyed working with Kevin Smith as well as his co-star Tracey Morgan. The only reason Mr. Willis was not at the wrap party for the film is that he was in Los Angeles taking part in a press junket and press activities for his movie Surrogate."

Notice how the rep had no explanation for why Kevin said what he did. No attempt at the misunderstanding spin or that it was a joke. Nope. So, I guess we can all agree, Bruce Willis is a dick.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Simpsons World Premiere

Erika Christensen looks amazing although even if she didn't I wouldn't say that because she's not afraid to kick a guy's ass. Also, if she calls you. A word of advice. Call her back quickly.
"Of course we are going to have a good time tonight baby. Your dad is the Hoff and I bring the party with me."
So I guess actors and their characters as well as couples both start to kind of morph into one after a certain period of time.
You just know that Albert Brooks is the guy yelling at the kids to get the hell off his lawn.
Lisa Leslie is a whole lot of woman, but considering she had a baby like a month ago, she looks incredible.

Yea. That outfit just screams heterosexual.

JC may as well have worn this outfit and started singing tunes from Cabaret.Hank Azaria is a great guy and a great actor who doesn't get enough respect and Huff was a great show. Look on the bright side Hank, Helen Hunt dumped you and since then hasn't done a damn thing. She thought she was too good for you, but she was wrong I tell you.
Before you saw this photo, how many of you could swear that Ed McMahon was alive? Also, is it the angle or does his wife have gargantuan breasts that are drooping towards her navel?

The way she is eating this reminds me of the way OJ tried on the glove. It's all about the appearances baby.
Has a woman ever made so much money playing a man, let alone a little boy?
Speaking of Ed McMahon I don;t know if I could have sworn Marilu Henner was alive. Anyway, do you think the woman behind her is promoting Bee Movie?

You know that sometimes Phil's son just wants to kill his dad. Just for an instant.I think it's safe to say that no one can get Kevin Smith out of his denim shorts. It's also fair to say that every pound his wife keeps losing goes straight to Kevin. I can just see his thought process when getting dressed went something like this.
"Well if I wear this $2000 sport coat, I can get away with the shorts because it all balances out."


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