Has Anyone Called Maury Yet?

Kris Jenner was....busy during the 80's. Maybe they had an open marriage? Uh huh. So let's see, potential fathers are Robert Kardashian (ha!) Alex Roldan, OJ Simpson, and now Lionel Richie. If Harvey Levin wasn't gay, I'd put my money on him. At least that would explain the TMZ/Kardashian knee pads relationship.

As it stands, I vote for Alex Roldan. He was her hairdresser back in the day, with whom she had an (alleged) affair. Plus Khloe's middle name is Alexandra.

Who knows; who really cares? What is funny is that Khloe had a DNA test done on her mother to see if she was adopted. So....we know Kris is her mother. Thanks for clearing that up Khloe. Sad that I know that. Another moonshine, please.  

French Montana Isn't Shy About Cheating On Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian might fly to the far corners of the world to be with her boyfriend French Montana, but when she isn't there, he apparently isn't shy about trying to hook up with other women. A radio station intern went on the Boston radio show she works for yesterday and said she was trying to interview French Montana on his tour bus and he tried to hook up with her. He said he had a girlfriend and he needed to keep things quiet between the pair. The intern, Mariela Sanchez, says that French agreed to an interview and kicked everyone out of the tour bus and then climbed on top of the 23 year old and began licking her ear. When she tried to get away, he wouldn't let her and she says that it was a struggle to get away from him, grabbed her cell phone and ran off the bus and back to her brother who had been waiting for her to finish the interview. Have fun Khloe!

Random Photos Part Three

Jennifer Lopez is going to apparently need more than just a crotch grab to keep her boyfriend interested.

Kaley Cuoco goes on an Arnold Palmer run.

Cheri Oteri and Kathy Griffin at an event this weekend.

And you would like Khloe Kardashian to sell your products because???????

Katy Perry shows off the latest in bondage wear.

Leonardo DiCaprio out to lunch with his friends.

Lindsay Lohan is still in London.

And someone thought it was a great idea to have Mischa Barton host a pool party. And pay her for it.

A much better choice would have been Nicki Minaj.

Kardashian Free February

Tomorrow is February 1st. This will be the third annual Kardashian Free February on the site and if you are on Twitter I encourage you to follow the example and also hashtag posts with #KFF. If your life revolves around the existence of the family then you will be out of luck for the next 28 days. Beginning tomorrow there will be no use by me of the following words, phrases or names:

Kardashian
Jenner
West
Odom
Disick
Yeezus
Which of the Kardashian/Jenner men would make the best looking woman?
If you are going to make the most boring celebrity sex tape on the planet who would you pick other than Kim Kardashian?
Have any of the Kardashians ever gone into a Sears store when not paid to do so?
Will Robert Kardashian ever sell a pair of socks?
Is it a really bad thing to be living out of your car if your car costs more than some people's homes?
When Kanye and Kim break up will she run to 50 Cent?
Who would fill up E!'s programming if Ray J had dated someone else?
How many of the Kardashian women do you think Joe Francis has had sex with?
Will Bruce Jenner make a sex tape? As a man or woman? Would you watch it?

Random Photos Part Three

Hilaria Baldwin got a magazine cover. Hilaria Thomas had no luck getting anything she wanted fame wise.

January Jones has her own personal pap. I wonder how much he makes off her.

Jane Krakowski in NYC looking for a job.

Jessica Simpson all dolled up and looking great.

Even Kermit thinks Jessica looks great.

Khloe Kardashian on her way to work out.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill and Martin Scorcese in Japan promoting their movie while

Chris Hemwsorth and Ron Howard promote Rush, also in Japan.

Random Photos Part Four

Hilary Duff and her daily workout/pap opportunity.

Harrison Ford looks pretty damn good in this photo.

Hilary Swank walks her dog and boyfriend in Paris.

Jennifer Connelly looking amazing in Allure.

Gretchen Rossi and Joanna Krupa eating lunch in Beverly Hills.

Anthony Kiedis showing off child safety techniques.

Khloe Kardashian at a nightclub.

Keira Knightley at the Jack Ryan London premiere.

Chris Pine was also there.

Random Photos Part Three

Another day another workout for Khloe Kardashian

Kristen Stewart at the airport. Exciting stuff I know.

Lindsay Lohan hangs out with her brother in London.

Matt LeBlanc promoting Episodes.

Michelle Monaghan does some grocery shopping.

The Monuments Men cast does the obligatory laugh at lame George Clooney joke,

Naomi Watts at Target.

Owen Wilson's baby mama headed to the doctor.

Taylor Swift does some shopping/walking/posing.

Random Photos Part Four

Joe Jonas is in Hawaii with his girlfriend.

Jennifer Lawrence is one of the seven different covers of W this month.

Hello Jessica Simpson. She looks great like this with very little makeup and unable to see her lip injections.

Kim Kardashian walks down the street to get maximum attention.

Meanwhile Khloe was instructed to pretend she was hiding a pregnancy.

Kellan Lutz has Pimpa Joe Simpson hair.

Stephen Baldwin needs work. The Mole. For the 100th time, we need Celebrity Mole back on television.

Lindsay Lohan in China.

Matt Damon and his busted arm.