Thursday, October 16, 2014

Has Anyone Called Maury Yet?


Kris Jenner was....busy during the 80's. Maybe they had an open marriage? Uh huh. So let's see, potential fathers are Robert Kardashian (ha!) Alex Roldan, OJ Simpson, and now Lionel Richie. If Harvey Levin wasn't gay, I'd put my money on him. At least that would explain the TMZ/Kardashian knee pads relationship.

As it stands, I vote for Alex Roldan. He was her hairdresser back in the day, with whom she had an (alleged) affair. Plus Khloe's middle name is Alexandra.

Who knows; who really cares? What is funny is that Khloe had a DNA test done on her mother to see if she was adopted. So....we know Kris is her mother. Thanks for clearing that up Khloe. Sad that I know that. Another moonshine, please.  

37 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Khloe won't do any dna test to prove her paternity because she will lose her trust fund that she hasn't yet inherited.

snookiemonster said...

Wow. Daddy!

FSP said...

Don't forget to add Chewie to the list. RRRAARRWHHGWWR

Cleodacat said...

I would love to boycott everything that mentioned the K-Klan but it seems they are more contagious than ebola.

Kno Won Uno said...

I agree that she resembles this guy.
If he is, indeed, her father, he had to have been aware of it for some time and did nothing by way of reaching out to her. What kind of man does that?
I liked Robert Kardashian and his other girls seem to remember him with great affection.
I say let her keep the memories of her dad as her dad. He was her dad. Who gives a shit who her father was?

rosie riveter said...

Ha! You ARE the father

Brin said...

I'm surprised Joe Guidice isn't on the list.

beth olio said...

Why should she lose her trust fund? If Robert K. accepted her as his and raised her as his child the DNA doesn't matter. Obviously Kris is a dirtbag but that's not Khloe's fault.

Cecilia00 said...

Not that I trust it will be the truth - but there WILL be a reveal...when it benefits them the most. When they need the headline and the money is right.

All that being said - Khloe is an adult woman and she owes the public nothing on this matter. And the only Kris owes the truth to is Khloe. Robert Kardashian is dead or j would say she owes him to.

Vera Christina said...

--All that being said - Khloe is an adult woman and she owes the public nothing on this matter. --

Amen. I cannot stand the K Klan, but leave her alone on this, it's no ones business and completely out of her control. (kontrol?)

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mw843 said...

Khloe aka Kloverfield.

Basil said...

I find it interesting she didn't believe her mother so got a DNA test to find out the truth. The girl doubted her own mother was telling the truth. That is VERY telling.

parissucksliterally said...

Khloe does look like that Alex guy, but she also resembles Sidney Simpson.

She was raised as Robert's daughter, she is not losing any trust funds. Please.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Don't forget Bruce. Even though Kris brings up that they met after Khloe was born there are some who beg to differ.
I used to think it was Bruce for sure, then OJ states he wonders if he's the bio dad and I can see that too.
Now this Kat? But, being he's a hairdresser the chances are a little slimmer than others.
I wonder who else knows they could be her father.
It is sad bc Khlie seems to desperately want to be Kardashiam.
And that lame episode they did where Khloe faked wanting KRIS to take a DNA test to prove she was bio mom was the lamest attempt ever to try to divert attention away from tbe obvious issue.

Sillygurl said...

I would LITERALLY put money on Alex being the bio dad and I'm broke. I believe THAT much but her middle name clinches it. She doesn't have Lionels eyes or his daughters. She is the spitting image of Alex. That's why she's the favorite. We know she'll always harbor some level of hatred for her mother for humiliating her and lying to her through childhood. One day, one day ...........

Its just U said...

Her dad is the one who loved her, raised her, cared for and provided for her.
Anything else is just DNA

Mama Ray said...

She does have strongly resemble Lionel's daughter... more so than Simpson's in my opinion!

Damn Kris, you sure got around during that marriage huh?

(Swingers maybe? Seems like a lot of cheating for Robert Kardashian to put up with otherwise...)

Senor Salty said...

Kris Jenner was hot and promiscuous. Had more pricks than a porcupine.

Mama Ray said...

I do believe the hairdresser is the real father though, FWIW!

Virginia Staley said...

this is orchestrated by kris. some women play just as hard as the men. kris is so unapologetic and i kinda dig that.

All Lace no Leather said...

@Sugar, I thought I read somewhere that the girls got their inheritance shortly after their dad dies and blew thru it all on clothes and partying.

sandybrook said...

The investigators weren't thorough enough they can find at least 100 more possibilities. Ho taught her daughters from experience.

sugarbread maker said...

there might be a clause in the trust that it is for roberts bio children
i remember reading an article that they inherit it at 25 and 30 and that if they were proven not to be biologically roberts that it would nullify the trust.. any lawyers here can give info on that?? usually trusts are spread out over 5 year period so they cant blow them in one shopping drug spree

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I can't deny that this pic of the man Alex does look an awful lot like Khloe.
I wonder if he's tall.
And the middle name - Kris, at tbe time, prob said she wanted to name her after her dear (gay) friend and hairdresser.

sugarbread maker said...

kris and robert were swingers
they used to host huge coke swinger parties with the coke he would get gifted to him from the drug dealers he repped

AKM said...

She looks JUST LIKE this guy. Same eyes, same nose, same mouth. PLEASE.

But yeah, if Robert raised her, he's her father.

Wen said...

This family is beyond disgusting.

Pattie said...

She shagged her hairdresser? How very LA. Anyone have any pics of their pool boy from that era? And the gardener? Got to complete the cliche trifecta.

Michael said...

I think everybody knows that Khloe is the daughter of Alex rather than Robert Kardashian. Her Robert Kardashian knew it but he never disputed her paternity in public because he loved her. It may be the root of all of Khloe's severe insecurties. She knows she is the odd woman in the Kardashian empire.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

WTF is this crap?

Cheryl said...

@sincerely-I know nothing about this guy or his orientation, but straight male hairdressers get ALL the pussy they can handle, plus make more money in tips from the rich ladies than their gay colleagues.

bellaluna said...

Gross.

Studio54 said...

It's Alex Roldan all the way. They look exactly alike, and he is taller, like Khloe is. PMK is still using him as her hairdresser....

Dennis Ailor said...

Always new it was Alex. Now we know why she is Amazon

delete account said...

Hello, Enty? This is 2014 calling you...
This is a years old story! I remember reading about Khloe and her uncertainty about her father's identity when I was in college--a good four years ago at least! I read it on Fox News.

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