Kris Jenner Told Kim Kardashian To Make Sex Tape & Then Do It Again

If you are willing to believe Kris Humphries and what he told his girlfriend/not girlfriend Myla Sinanj then this is a good one. TMZ says that Myla says that Kris Humphries told her that Kim Kardashian told him that Kris Jenner told Kim to make a sex tape and after she watched it the first time she told Kim to go back and do it again. I guess she also wanted it dirtier? Is that how the whole golden shower thing happened? "You know, Kim, what we really need is an edge. Go back there and bring Ray-J back a six pack of beer and let nature take its course."

Apparently Kris Jenner couldn't do anything about the bad acting though or the boredom. If the second one is what Kris Jenner thought was acceptable can you imagine how awful the first one was? It's a crazy story that Kris Humphries probably told Myla to get her in bed, but at the same time, I can kind of see it happening.

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Kim Kardashian Needs Her Mouth Washed Out

Did you ever wonder what you would say to someone when you found out they released a sex tape of you to the world? Well wonder no longer. Here is a voice mail from Kim Kardashian to Ray-J immediately after hearing the news. The language is definitely NSFW so do the Old School thing and cover the ears of your kids and boss. Do listen though, because it is priceless.

Kim Kardashian Video--No Downloading Necessary--Just Click The Links And It Will Play

December 2007 Update -- New Version With Bonus Footage


**Update** Veoh has pulled part 3. As of right now the other three links still work. If you want part 3, click one the previous Kim Kardashian Video label/post and download from the links provided.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

The entire video is about 20 minutes long. It appears the filler video was shot in 2006 and 2007. The actual sex act was done at one time and lasts about 5 minutes although it is spread out over the entire 20 minutes. Embedding a trailer for the video is one thing, but I just don't want to embed the whole video on this blog because it is just not that interesting to me.

Links and Larry Bud Melman

Jesse Metcalfe goes to rehab. Blames Eva Longoria. Not really, but I could see how it is possible.

I am too lazy to download all of the Kim Kardashian DVD. I realize some of you are not though, and so here is the link. If you scroll all the way to the bottom there are three different parts you can download. In case you are impatient to see the video, as you scroll down the page there are a sea of screen caps from the video for that instant gratification. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra is not dating a lady. First of all she was already married to one, and I don;t know if Joan Jett really is very ladylike so that sounds like an easy out. Anyway for all you ladies at the Dinah Shore Open next week, Carmen will be alone and single. Don't be afraid if you think you are not the best looking woman or maybe you have too many piercings. Remember this is a woman who married Dennis Rodman. She will be able to see the real you.

Daniel Smith spoke with a PI before he died. You do realize that we are still going to be reading about ANS and her death 50 years from now right? There are just too many people and stories and countries involved.

Larry Bud Melman died. If you are my age and you watched Letterman when he was on NBC, then you know who I'm referring to. I honestly figured he was already dead because he always looked 100. Always good for a laugh, and always made Dave crazy.

You would think JFK would have regular, consistent wireless service, but noooooo. Anyway, in case you are interested, here are two more segments of the Kim Kardashian and Ray-J videos.
They are EXTREMELY NSFW.

Courtesy of Egotastic.com

Courtesy of Egotastic.com

A little preview of Kim Kardashian and Ray-J. (NSFW) . If the film does not play, then click here and it will work.



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