Thursday, June 21, 2012

Kris Jenner Told Kim Kardashian To Make Sex Tape & Then Do It Again


If you are willing to believe Kris Humphries and what he told his girlfriend/not girlfriend Myla Sinanj then this is a good one. TMZ says that Myla says that Kris Humphries told her that Kim Kardashian told him that Kris Jenner told Kim to make a sex tape and after she watched it the first time she told Kim to go back and do it again. I guess she also wanted it dirtier? Is that how the whole golden shower thing happened? "You know, Kim, what we really need is an edge. Go back there and bring Ray-J back a six pack of beer and let nature take its course."


Apparently Kris Jenner couldn't do anything about the bad acting though or the boredom. If the second one is what Kris Jenner thought was acceptable can you imagine how awful the first one was? It's a crazy story that Kris Humphries probably told Myla to get her in bed, but at the same time, I can kind of see it happening.

55 comments:

Chris said...

I believe it 100%. I'll also speculate that he told her the marriage was fake. Khloe was on TMZ the other day talking about how Kris is a good guy. There's a reason for that.

cheesegrater15 said...

I totally believe Kris Humphries.

FSP said...

Was this ever in doubt?

MontanaMarriott said...

Well she is her Momager so I can see it happening.

a non a miss said...

Ewwww she let him piss on her?? What is with guys who like to urinate on girls? I have two coworkers who always let their significant other piss on them. Its soo weird. I guess its also weird that I know that. People share too much.

goheels83 said...

I totally believe this.

And wow carebear...people definitely overshare! I don't want to know anything like that about my coworkers! Ick.

Henriette said...

I think most people already know this. Kris Jenner would make her kids do anything for money.

Cassiopeia said...

My God I hate these people.

Kris H. is kind of a dumb ass, but I believe it.

CareBear...Ha! Hilarious.

Patty said...

How does a mother have that conversation with their child?

Her father would have been so proud.

MissMarie said...

To think I thought I knew people who overshared. Ewww. I suppose the "golden shower" thing is some sort of weird power trip for men? No idea. Men? Any input? Why?

MissMarie said...

To think I thought I knew people who overshared. Ewww. I suppose the "golden shower" thing is some sort of weird power trip for men? No idea. Men? Any input? Why?

Tempestuous Grape said...

Bullshit.

Robert said...

Wasn't there a celebrity that said in an interview at some point that Kim Kardashian was the most BORING person he's ever had sex with? "The worst lay of my life," or words to that effect. Anybody remember who that was?

Dizzel said...

Never saw this video - never will. I can totally see this being 100% true. Praying this is pimp momma's downfall!

cheesegrater15 said...

@Robert, all of them, I'm sure.

loubea said...

It is sort of odd that she is such a clean freak and OCD about her house but would allow a golden shower. Interesting.

nettalovesrobin said...

Nasty ass shit. Im glad a guy has never tried that with me.

hunter said...

Don't know much about Kourtney but Khloe seems to be the only sane one. This story is mind-blowing but I'd believe it.

FSP said...

@Mischievous Angel - No idea, last thing I'd want to do is piss on someone I cared for...maybe that's it.

Cathy said...

I'm torn between believing the whole thing happened and just believing that Kim said it. She is all about playing the victim and is more than willing to throw her family under the bus to make herself look better. Several years back when E! was having a Kardashian marathon, there was an episode about Kim lying constantly because it was convenient for her.

RenoBlondee said...

I also don't get the golden shower thing. Nasty.
But did that really happen in the tape? Has someone here seen it and can confirm?

HannahPalindrome said...

My ex was into golden showers.
I heard it has something to do with babies not having their diapers changed and sitting there with a soiled diaper. I don't know...he was a freak. That wasn't even weird compared to other things he wanted to try.

At least he didn't want to shit on me!
My friend dated a guy that wanted to wear an adult diaper and shit and piss and have her change his diaper.

I think I'm an open minded person and will try anything once but no pooping...hahaha

Chris said...

I've seen the tape. There was no golden shower.

Telly bo-Belly said...

@RenoBlondee I saw it. Back then my friend was a porn hound and he was one of the first to illegally download the video when it leaked, which was before she "sued" Vivid. He showed me but I didn't care who she was then. I still don't care who she is btw

Unknown said...

Wait! I've only seem parts of the tape. She got a golden shower from him?

Telly bo-Belly said...

I'm trying to recall as best I can but from what I remember liquid was being "spilled" over her mouth and neck and it wasn't the consistency of semen. The tape was cut very quickly, almost as soon as the stream started. My friend pointed it out and said, "Look, he's pissing on her!" and we re-wound it several times and decided that was the case.


Now that I think back to it, this was one sex tape in a spree of many, including Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, R.Kelly and Colin Farrel. If you haven't seen Colin Farrel's sex tape yet I strongly reccommend it. You will laugh your ass off.

Kim's World said...

Kim looks like Khloe in this pic. I guess it was before her nose job.

Agent**It said...

Now if Oprah had REALLY wanted better ratings from her K interview....

Comma Chaser said...

I'm no clean freak, but reading this made me want to take a shower. And I just took a shower 30 minutes ago.

ChasingHeaven said...

I'm with @Cathy on this one. Kim is a self-admitted liar and her sisters have claimed she lies all the time too. I bet she told Humphries this but I bet even more it's a half truth. I believe Kim did the tape willingly on her own but once it was out there Kris then had it released for $$ and fame. I can't believe Kris encouraged her to have this douche wiz all over her but I CAN believe she'd have this released for $$ and fame, especially since it was working out for Pam & Paris at the time.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

It didn't make the final cut, but it for sure happened. She got the scene cut when she signed off on releasing the tape to vivid.

angie said...

Totally believe it too and am glad the 'reality' about these sociopathic snots is exposed.

MISCH said...

these people are just gross...

EmEyeKay said...

Amen, MISCH.

Sarah said...

No one is saying this, but I have two daughters and there is NOTHING on this earth that could ever compel me to watch them having sex. Nothing. I felt sick typing that.

JSierra said...

I want piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.

R Kelly is obvi's like Kimmy's personal fave.

violet said...

On her mouth!! Good god,I can't believe that (actually I can). Ewwww yucky. Never seen the tape but now my curiousity is peaked. Dammit

hairydawg said...

I'm a guy and have never had the urge to piss on someone. What has that got to do with sex?? Why would you degrade the object of your desire?

Kelli said...

Well, I have to say my former employer did business with someone close to her, and he had admitted once that Kris was the one who leaked the tape, etc., so I believe she's capable of orchestrating the tape, but if the marriage was a fake, why the hell would Kim tell him this and risk him blabbing about it???

Miguela said...

Kris tells Kim to go make a sex tape and she does it?!

Wow - I bet my mom wishes me & my little brother were that obedient.

SusanB said...

Some of the golden shower thing is a dominance/submission fetish. Not only does it occur between dominant men and submissive women, but also between submissive men and dominant women. As long as it's mutually consensual, I don't care.

Mango said...

I watched part of an episode of their show yesterday and everything was so contrived. It's hardly a day in their life sort of thing. Everything is fake-fake-fake. Kim wearing stupid wigs and talking in accents. Kris bitching because she has to go across town to take confidential papers to Kim for her to sign--- too confidential for a messenger to bring!--- when her lump of a husband was just sitting there doing not a damned thing, and the son saying that he wishes he had a father figure to help him make decisions like buying a house... when Bruce is sitting there, again, not doing a damned thing. Totally fabricated nonsense.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I don't believe a word these twats say about anything anymore. Always playing the victim. I wouldn't trust them with anything any more than I'd trust Lindsay Lohan to drive me to work.

sylmarillion said...

Where's the brain bleach? I know I put it here somewhere....

CaliGirlinVA said...

Thanks, SusanB for typing that...I was just going to chime in with similar comments. I've seen a lot of dominance/submission issues in people who have leadership positions.

Urine is sterile as long as there is no UTI.

MiVidaCoca said...

The golden shower scene is more myth and mystery than reality since there is no pee-pee scene in the sextape. Have some memories of seeing this sextape, just speeding forward through most parts cause it was painfully boring at points.. Really flat performance on especially Kims part.

MJsNugget said...

They will NEVER admit it tho.

Jeri said...

I heard they (the Ks) had the shower scene removed prior to the major distribution.

It's on the earlier ones though, just not on the "approved" version.

Hammer_Girl said...

That's cause she's not a Kuntrashians. You know what's funny guys? My autocorrect pops up Kuntrashians half way through. Ha!!

Hammer_Girl said...

There's a name for those kind of women port-a-potties

Sis said...

I dated a guy who wanted to do that, not me though, he also wanted to try other stuff too, so I figured he was beyond "just a little kinky" and for him it was dominance thing. Luckily we broke up (I was 19 and he was 26 at the time).

lilo723 said...

I thought this was a well known fact. Lol. I am kidding, but that sounds very plausible.

econeywaaa said...

I believe every word of it. From Kris Jenner's music video she shot when she was 30 to today, all she's ever wanted to be is famous. And she had no problem taking the 5 million dollar "settlement" from Vivid Video so they could produce the video where ti still makes money to this day. Want to bet Kris still gets an end from all those page views?

Also, Bret Michaels had success keeping the home video he made with Pam Anderson from being released commercially. Kris Jenner was married to one the biggest legal sharks that ever lived. You really think Jenner didn't know a lawyer that could have stopped the tape from being commercially released, where it's still making money to this day?

The woman is a sociopath and the perfect example of what our celebrity obsessed society is all about.

Bangagong said...

I've never seen the video, or any celeb sex tape for that matter (I like to leave porn to the professionals), but I believe this for 2 reasons.

1. When the video came out, I remember folks saying that it looked professionally done. They said the lighting was too good and it just didn't look like a spontaneous tape that only 2 people were involved with.

2. A few years ago, Kim claimed that her mom made her pose for Playboy, saying she didn't really want to do it but it was something that Kris had wanted for herself and since Kim was the "cash cow" of the family, so to speak, Kim did the Playboy spread.

mooshki said...

I read once that the golden shower thing is about the pee-er feeling like their partner is totally accepting of all parts of them.

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