Random Photos Part Five - CMA Awards Photos Part Two

Kimberly Williams Paisley

Jana Kramer

The Band Perry

Robin Roberts

Jase and Willie

Willie twerking with Carrie Underwood

Aubrey Peeples

Colbie Caillat

Jennifer Nettles

Random Photos Part One

The top spot today goes to three gorgeous women who also happened to be taking part in a very important event. Rosario Dawson, Ali Larter and Kerry Washington were in New Orleans for the V to the Tenth event which is the tenth anniversary of V-Day which raises awareness and money to stop all forms of violence against women and girls.
I don't even want to tell you how many cowboy hats and huge belt buckles I have gone through today. Here is Brad Paisley and the lovely Kimberly Williams.

Brooks & Dunn featuring Keith Urban - Nashville
Amy Adams is all back to normal now. I'm just glad that whatever she is doing on the set of her new film is not permanent.

Jewel and Ty Murray. Even though Ty kind of looks like Ross Perot in a cowboy hat, I somehow doubt Ross has ever ridden a bull.

Eva Longoria for Bebe. It truly is amazing what they can do with computers these days.
Just thought we would check in with Diana DeGarmo. She growed up real nice.
Christina Ricci is obviously a big believer in the breakfast of champions. Diet Coke and a cigarette.
Crystal Gayle must have a 40 year headache. It has to hurt. I'm telling you. When I saw the photo of Crystal Gayle it made me think of a film, and remarkably it has nothing to do with porn. The movie is called Confessions of a Superhero. It is a documentary that you have to rent, or if you have NetFlix you can just watch it instantly online. No, this is not an ad for NetFlix. I'm just saying that you don't have to use a spot in your queue. You have to see this film. If you have any interest in Hollywood at all, you need to see it. The Crystal Gayle reference will become applicable if you watch it.

Now it is time for conspiracy theories. First, Nicole Kidman is like six months pregnant right? When is she going to show? If you look at photos from last night, the only time there is a bump is when Keith is showing it off. Otherwise you can't see it. Now, I want to direct you to the left side of Nicole Kidman's waist. Where the rest of us would have love handles, I see something oddly shaped under her dress. Is it a bone? It can't be a corset because she is pregnant right? It looks too solid for a love handle. Is it a fat suit? I know, I know, but someone please explain it to me.

Yes, yes. Keanu Reeves in Australia. But check out the interviewer. At some point there has to be some charity you are missing. Case in point, the interviewer seems to be lacking a Jessica Alba pray it isn't 50 Cent's baby bracelet.
Kenny Chesney - Nashville
Julia Roberts and Clive Owen on the set of their new film.
Josh Duhamel and Fergie obviously enjoyed the hell out of their dinner together.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Where was this cleavage when you were on The Brady Bunch and I could have used, you know, a little boost if you know what I am saying.

I think Miley Cyrus looks lovely.
Since lightning does not seem to be a strong possibility here today, I am going to go ahead and say it. Jennifer Lopez looks really good. She still has a five foot growth she needs to get rid of, but she looks good.
Click on this picture and I swear it looks like it was taken in a fun house mirror. The camera lens with the circle. I don't know. I didn't get much sleep last night.
LeAnn Rimes - Nashville

Does it look like to any of you that Tim McGraw seems to be wasting away?

Uma Thurman, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. I love the photo, but can Robert Redford even open his eyes anymore?
Snoop Dogg and Taylor Swift. For some reason, Snoop was the only one who chose to wear this ensemble at the CMT Awards last night. So all week I have been thinking of the following scenario and just know it will be priceless. Wango Tango is occurring here in LA in May. It basically is just a conglomeration of singers who get to perform for 15 minutes each. Anyway, the lineup includes the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Snoop. I want to see the die hard fans of Snoop interact with the fans of Miley and the Jonas brothers. I have an entire commentary running through my head but fear it would be way too offensive to share. I love Snoop.
I don't know why I am obsessed with the Spanish royal couple. It's odd. They are smiling today which is good because I really didn't think they could. Of course their smiles are plastic and exactly the same as well as the clothes which look as if they were designed to coordinate with the logo of the factory they were visiting.
Paula Abdul sings country. No, just a bad dream.

Random Photos Part One

Dave Annable gets ready to adjust his sock after his swing.
Cyndi Lauper - Grammy Awards
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams are two of my favorite people but lately I feel like Kimberly is always auditioning for the Patsy Cline story or something.
The Lil Rascals' True Hollywood Story. I just can't stop staring at this photo. It is like a train wreck.
You really don't often find hair this prominent outside of the animal kingdom.
Speaking of the animal kingdom. No, I have trashed her enough for a few weeks and so I will just let you ponder the nature of the relationship between Josh Duhamel and Fergie.
Emma Watson really doesn't pull off late 20's early 30's very well. She looks like a 16 year old trying to be 30.
I guess we know what Dennis Haskins does with those residual checks. Hey Belding tomorrow is National Pancake Day. Guess we know who will be in the front of the line at every IHOP for those free pancakes. Yes, me, but you will be right behind me. National Pancake Day is where I get to see all my fat ass friends as we shuttle from one IHOP to the next in a valiant effort to eat 500 pancakes all in one day.
Michael Douglas graciously offered to help Heather Locklear with her microphone. Immediately thereafter CZJ fed him his oatmeal and put him to bed.
This is not the same Lindsay Lohan as two months ago. Something has happened to the face other than the horrible orange.
Kid Rock shows us all how he entertains himself at night when he can't find someone stupid enough to sleep with him.
I seriously thought I was looking at some kind of Cheryl Tiegs Sears commercials from 20 years ago. It was Sears that she plugged right? When you start messing with the look, people leave. Isn't that right Keri Russell? Katherine Heigl needs to remember that.
When I see Jack Wagner I start humming that song from the 80's. I don't think General Hospital or Melrose, just that damn song.
Vince Neil discovers why you don't marry a stripper. 20 years down the road, they look 100. Of course Vince doesn't look that hot either so maybe this worked out ok for everyone.
You get the feeling that if you get Mariah Carey drunk enough she gets a little flirty, and by flirty I mean not opposed to spending some time in a storage closet.
I'm hoping Tom Jones just has a bad case of sunburn because if not, then that chemical peel went horribly wrong.
The Bean and a guest.
RIP Mr. Scheider.