Random Photos Part Two

Holly Madison was in LA yesterday trying to cash in on her baby some more.

Jennifer Aniston wore sunglasses in the dark and the rain in NYC. You know, because she is cool like that.

Speaking of not cool, hello Ke$ha.

Keira Knightley is on her honeymoon. Celebrated by eating something.

Even Kyra Sedgwick found that joke funny.

This could be my all time favorite photo ever. Vogue plays mean don't they.

Lake Bell, Katie Aselton, and Kate Bosworth at the Black Rock premiere.

Long time no see in the photos for Larry David.

Nick Lachey and Jeff Simmons really busting out those 98 Degrees hits.

Larry David Is A Homewrecker

Apparently Larry David is ok with breaking up a marriage. His current girlfriend was still living with and married to her husband when she started dating Larry David. It was only after they had been dating a month or so that she told her husband, packed up her stuff and moved out. I don't know if she took her daughter with her or left her with her husband. That was an a-hole thing to do by Larry. As soon as Amy Landecker told him she was married he should have backed off. He didn't. Yes, Amy is to blame too, but would you ever want to be known as a home wrecker.

The New Must Have Disease Is Claustrophobia

I don't know if Marilyn Manson is locking Evan Rachel Wood in a box or if he threatened to do the same to Woody Allen, but both Woody and Evan Rachel Wood lasted about 30 seconds on the red carpet when faced with possible questions by reporters. According to the NY Post, at the Tribeca premiere of Woody's latest movie, Evan Rachel Wood posed for photos which I posted earlier this week. However, as soon as a reporter asked her a question, she covered her face with her hands and left. Her publicist said Evan Rachel felt "overcrowded." Uh huh. I think she just wanted to get out of doing any press and felt that was the best way. Apparently it was a simple question, and wasn't something complicated like how long does it take Marilyn to put on his makeup everyday.

So, the reporters all tried to ask Woody questions. Umm. That didn't work out so well either as he bolted from the premiere and his rep said Woody was suffering from claustrophobia. I don't mean to judge, well, actually I do, but if you don't want to talk to press about the movie in which you are starring or directed, why should the public want to see it? If you are not proud of it, then why should any of us pay money to see it?

Granted, I wasn't going to see the movie in the first place, but for any potential viewers don't you think you would want to give them a reason to see it?

Larry David, who is also in the movie gamely stuck around all night. Well, I think we all knew Larry David was a good guy, and this just kind of confirms it.

Morning Links

Faizon Love is being sued for barbaric assault and battery.

Paris' brother Barron was assaulted and battered. Well actually he was mugged. Well not really. When you read the article it seems more like a publicity stunt.

Speaking of being battered. Joe Francis wants to stay in his cozy federal jail cell so he doesn't have to see his old friends back in Florida. His fellow prisoners must have done their job very well. Now he knows what it's like to be on the other side of the abuse.

Listening to Brooke Hogan sing is bad enough. What makes it abusive is her refusal to wear any pants. Well I guess she kind of wore pants but they were missing the whole ass. Combined with her tranny makeup and gigantic body, you wonder if everyone who attended had nightmares. (The site for the link has some NSFW material)

Mel Gibson puts the alcoholic back into Alcoholics Anonymous.

Larry David and his wife are calling it quits. I think she belongs with Ed Begley Jr. anyway. Plus, remember. It's George. Would you want to be married to George?