Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Morning Links

Faizon Love is being sued for barbaric assault and battery.

Paris' brother Barron was assaulted and battered. Well actually he was mugged. Well not really. When you read the article it seems more like a publicity stunt.

Speaking of being battered. Joe Francis wants to stay in his cozy federal jail cell so he doesn't have to see his old friends back in Florida. His fellow prisoners must have done their job very well. Now he knows what it's like to be on the other side of the abuse.

Listening to Brooke Hogan sing is bad enough. What makes it abusive is her refusal to wear any pants. Well I guess she kind of wore pants but they were missing the whole ass. Combined with her tranny makeup and gigantic body, you wonder if everyone who attended had nightmares. (The site for the link has some NSFW material)

Mel Gibson puts the alcoholic back into Alcoholics Anonymous.

Larry David and his wife are calling it quits. I think she belongs with Ed Begley Jr. anyway. Plus, remember. It's George. Would you want to be married to George?


Anonymous said...

Boy, Mel better get his act together. It's really sad when you see these talented rich famous people who just can't get their lives together.

Anonymous said...

Mel had to be really fucked up to stumble into an AA meeting. So I guess AA doesn't hold much weight for celebrities who trying so hard to maintain their sobriety. Ho hum.


Anonymous said...

If you read that article about Faizon Love, it describes him as "the star of such films as...Elf" I found that hilarious...he was not the STAR of Elf, he APPEARED in Elf...there's a huge difference. I didn't even know who the guy was until I read that, so obviously he's not too big of a star, huh?


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