Rob Lowe And David Crosby?

In a declaration filed in the Rob Lowe nanny debacle, David Crosby said that while he was vacationing with the Lowe's in Hawaii, Rob's nanny Laura Boyce made it clear that she only like dating back guys because they had huge peen. Whatever. I think she was trying to shock the old man, and don't see how it has any relevance to what Rob allegedly did or did not do to the nanny.

The thing I find freaky as hell is that Rob Lowe is vacationing with David Crosby. If that isn't the weirdest combination since Chinese and Mexican restaurants started joining forces than I don't know what is. Although, I must admit there is something kind of cool about going to a Chinese place for lunch and getting a bowl of chips and salsa before sitting down to some moo shoo pork and chicken enchiladas. Yeah, yeah, you just wish you were eating it right now.

How in the hell do Rob Lowe and David Crosby decide to vacation together and how does the subject of genitalia even come up? You know, you are sitting around the dinner table and one thing leads to another and you start talking about size? And you do it with a guy who is old enough to be your grandfather? I don't know what happened in all this, but I think it is pretty damn strange that every declaration I have seen in this case, someone is always talking about sex or size or the number of boyfriends and girlfriends each party has. Whatever happened to just moaning about sunburn and how come sunscreen costs $36 a bottle when you are on vacation or how the timeshare deal didn't really seem like such a bad deal.