So you know what I hate? I hate the fact that this girl who spent the night with Vince Vaughn is actually named Laura Mallory Lane instead of Laura Malory as she was previously known. Now I need to go back and change everything. Ms. Lane knew exactly what she was doing from the moment she saw Vince. From her "I only have a headshot to give" to her wanting the media to go away and leave her alone, by telling the media through countless interviews, go away and leave me alone. "But before you go you can take some more photos and does anyone know a good agent?"

Angelina Jolie loves Brad Pitt. "We met and it was blah blah blah."

"We are going to have twenty more kids and blah blah blah."

"I am the disciplinarian."

"The UN is doing great things all over blah blah blah."

What? Wait a second go back. She is the what? The disciplinarian? Does that mean that she dresses up in latex and makes Brad her bitch? Oh, wait she is talking about raising the kids. Well, you never know. It could extend further.

Paris Hilton insists she has been celibate for the last seven months just as she said she would. First, does doing it with another woman count? Second, wasn't there a scene outside her car one night about a month ago where she was screaming for some guy to come out or she wasn't going to f_ _ _ him that night? The only statement of hers I believe is that she likes kissing and making out more than sex. She has said repeatedly she does not enjoy sex with men which only leaves the ladies.

Courtney Love is helping Pete Doherty quit drugs. Does anything else really need to be said?

When Jessica Simpson says she "wants to get John Mayer in the studio" does that mean what I think it means or am I just being a guy?

I do not know if this is Marcia Cross with her girlfriend or just some random redhead or someone from her family, but this website is convinced it her girlfriend.

You will get the blind item post at about noon PST. In the meantime, I just had to post the following two things.





"Dawn" who is in the original The Office got married over the weekend. There is video when you click the link. I love the original and for those of you who have not seen it, you really should watch it. I love the US version also, but the styles are completely different.









It looks as if her husband has an OBE which allowed them to get married at St. Paul's Cathedral but apparently does not mean you are employable in your own country. They met when both were looking for work in LA.



One other thing. Laura Malory (now Laura Mallory Lane) is the name of the woman who was with Vince Vaughn in Budapest. How is that the only photos of her that are available are head shots? That should tell you something. In case you have not seen a photo of the 20 year old, here she is. P.S. Look for her and the gang of Laguna Beach to start hanging out. I just think she will be added to the circle and they will all become one big blur.

Hypothetical quote from Laura mixed with real- "I just cannot believe all the attention I am getting. It is not like we had sex. We just had something similar which was just as good. I am so unprepared to handle this. I know it seems odd that I e-mailed 22 friends to tell them about Vince, but I just do not know how to handle this. Here I am in Budapest and really have no pics of me for you to use. Well, there is this one headshot I have. I am an actress just here on vacation. OMG. tell LC I love her. "


If you care what she really had to say and thinks, click here and then scroll down past Paris and her sister getting it on like Cruel Intentions.