Random Photos Part Three

Katie Holmes was in Orlando over the weekend. Hanging out with the ex in this photo?

Also in Orlando was Tina Fey.

Knowing there were that many women available in town you know Robin Thicke was there.

There to witness it all was Jerry Seinfeld and his family.

Kate Middleton as a 1950's Are Lingus flight attendant.

Kate Moss living her life.

Lady GaGa goes for the Adam Duritz look. Wants to date Jen Aniston and Courteney Cox next.

Mischa Barton was in Italy filming a movie with

Michael Madsen.

Michael Madsen Ordered To Rehab

A judge in Los Angeles ordered Michael Madsen to rehab for 30 days. I'm not sure that is long enough. He needs a good 90 days to try and get him better. The order comes as a result of Michael's arrest in September for DUI. After his arrest, he was supposed to go to AA meetings. He didn't, so his probation was revoked. The judge said Michael has a severe drinking problem and ordered him to enter a live in rehab facility for 30 days. When Michael was in court,he had a black eye. This guy had such promise as an actor and booze just got the best of him.

Michael Madsen Blows A .20

What is the current record for celebrity intoxication? I know there have been very few who have blown a .20 when pulled over by the police. Michael Madsen did just that yesterday when he was pulled over in Malibu at 3pm by police for driving erratically. Yes, that's right. When you are an actor you get drunk in the middle of the day on a Wednesday and then drive around Malibu trying to remember who you are and where you are going. It was so bad that police took Madsen to the hospital instead of to jail. Michael is quietly sneaking up the celebrity arrest ladder too so DMX needs to look out.

Michael Madsen Arrested For Felony Child Endangerment

I'm not sure why anyone would let their kids anywhere near Michael Madsen. The guy is self-destruction at its absolute best and his episodes and rantings and destruction have intensified over the past few years. According to TMZ, Madsen was arrested yesterday after police came to his house and saw marks on his minor child. Apparently they had got into a fight and Michael was not above actually hitting his kid. Michael was also drunk. Michael's attorney said that Michael was upset because he found his son smoking pot. Michael was probably more upset that his son did not share it with him or took it from Michael in the first place. Madsen was released from jail early this morning.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

That looks like heartburn medicine in Miley's hands. This is the joy of dining at a food truck. She does have good taste in dogs though.
I guess things are back on between Michael Madsen and his wife.
Carey Hart only has four more trips back to the car to make.
Rafael Nadal does scenes from Anchorman.
Ryan Seacrest checks Julianne Hough for strep.
Speaking of being ill, Robbie Williams apparently had a bad case of food poisoning. Culprit? Lobster.
Tom Cruise wears his hat in the pool with Suri.
And with Katie and
out to dinner where Katie is wearing something untypically Katie.

Michael Madsen Owes Quentin Tarantino $1M

You know you must be pretty good friends with someone when they will loan you $1M. Well, that is exactly what Quentin Tarantino loaned to Michael Madsen. Actually it could have been more, but that is what Michael still owed. E! obtained a copy of Michael Madsen's recent bankruptcy filing and he says he owes Q that much money. He also owes Pierce Brosnan $25,000 who must have thought Michael was probably not that great of a credit risk. Looks like Pierce was right.

So, how much does a guy like Madsen make? According to the filing he makes about $600K a year now which is substantially less than he used to make. While all of us would probably be happy with 50K a month, after you subtract all of Madsen's expense he is in the hole each month for a little over 3K. Maybe he should cut back. Just saying.

Total debt for Madsen? $3.7M. You know what I just realized? Jon & Kate make $75K an episode and TLC has a 40 episode season planned for them which would be $3M. So, despite this very long career for Madsen and being one of the best actors ever he gets $600K a year and Jon & Kate bring in $3M a year. I think it is time for Michael to go find Octo-Mom and make some money.

Random Photos Part One

Bernie Brillstein - RIP
Christopher Cross - New York
Gerard Butler and Sting in a hockey locker room. Come on. How could I make it any better. I know, I know, but haven't they already both been in FFF?
Gavin Rossdale - Seattle
Don't normally get to see Halle Berry like this and I think she looks really good. She is always pretty, but nice to see her like this.
I know everyone tells me I am supposed to think Jessica Biel is pretty and sexy, but I just don't get what all the fuss is about.

Jonas Brothers - New York
Looks like Josh Brolin and Diane Lane hugged it out.
So, according to the Enquirer, this woman is putting a little crimp
in this woman's plans. Wouldn't it just suck if Holly Madison lost out to another woman after all of this. Hef seems pretty happy with himself. Viagra must be kicking in.
Kiefer Sutherland is looking great.

"Hey Kiefer, remember when I saw you an hour ago and took photos, look, here they all are."
Next thing you know, Tom's stylist is going to tell us that now Katie is wearing Tom's dresses.
Hey Jamie. I'm down to 398 pounds now. How about that date?
I'm guessing that Joey Lawrence is laughing at himself after he caught sight of his outfit in a mirror.

Michael Madsen and his son Luke. Guess things are better in his world.

One of my favorite actors, Michael Jai White.
This is why I love random photos. Luke Wilson and Cheryl Hines. Hope he brings her for drinks as well.
What movie is it that Liv Tyler and Mena Suvari did together? Wait, I remember. It is actually in my mind, and not actually on film.

Nina Dobrev on the Dating Game. "Bachelor #1. Are you romantic?" "Same question to Bachelor #2 as well."

"Mmmff."
"Dirty, but romantic, yes."
Molly Sims looking lovely as usual.
I'm assuming that is some 50 pound weight belt around the waist of Matthew and that he is in fact, not pregnant.

It just gets worse with every photo.

Rudy Reyes makes his first appearance in the photos.
Is that shadow or did Paul Rudd shave off half his left eyebrow at some point?
So, two nights ago Nicole Scherzinger was making out with will.i.am and last night back with Lewis Hamilton.
Sex tape anyone?

Tila Tequila and her new girlfriend Courtenay Semal.
Tom Arnold giving us more proof of the fact he is an idiot.
Three first timers. Sean Nelson, Jesse Williams and Harmon Walsh.
Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline were at the same party last night. So, nine months from now would be May.