Ocean's 13 Premiere

The following two photos are something you almost never see from Angelina Jolie. Pure unadulterated (no pun intended) joy.
I swear though when she does this laugh of hers she does look exactly like Denise Richards. Minus the gold-digging, bloated red rock star and hooker past.

Well I guess it's a good thing they look like their mom. Is this the same suit he wore in Cannes?

I can just make out Al Pacino's bra.

I love Bernie Mac.

Eddie Izzard is probably the celebrity I would most like to meet. He does seem a bit irritated. I wonder if the thong is riding up his jeans.

Don Cheadle and his wife.
Speaking of Dorian Gray.
Casey Affleck is headed to the Britney Spears hair telethon after the premiere.
Again with the smiles. What is going on with Brangelina?
I just know Matt Damon's wife does that Suzanne Somers Three's Company laugh.

Lee Majors appears worried that his wife might make a break for it since they are out in public.
"I have decided only to date women over 65 now."

"Once you've had a senior you never go back."
Tara Reid is at the bottom of the heap here, but always at the top of my list.

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You know I already think that Jay-Z and Beyonce are married so another engagement story doesn't do anything for me. Hell, I think they are ready to get divorced already.

Bruce Willis threatens to kill guys who date his daughters. It's okay if the ladies want to I guess. (Hayden and Rumer sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G) I'm sure the fathers of the 19 year old women you date are just thrilled as well. Of course Bruce turned down the role of Danny Ocean and that has worked out really well career wise for him.

George Michael talks about his wedding plans.

Tourists loot Sopranos locations.

Six video clips from Ocean's 13.

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Sharon Stone is almost 50. I looked worse at 19.


Tom Cruise looks to add another inmate.

I'm sure it's just a hand rolled cigarette.

Ocean's Thirteen opening at Cannes.

Eve plead not guilty to DUI.

Elton John cancels most of his European tour dates.

More Links--Joe Francis Calls A Federal Judge Crazy

"Hi. I'm Chris Klein. I can't believe I have to pretend I'm in a relationship with this woman. Yes, from the side and rear with her hair down she looks a great deal like Katie. Yes, she'll probably get pregnant by me and go run off with John Travolta, but I'm really tired of looking like I enjoy these types of relationships.

Thanks to popsugar for the photo, and they have more on their site.


Joe, Joe, Joe. I really hate you and don't use that word too often. One thing though is I didn't think you were stupid. However, calling a federal judge crazy is not a good move. This judge is going to be there until he dies and he can make your life miserable until that time. If I was an attorney in Florida and you ever did anything wrong, I would immediately file in that district again and again. Most of the time I would say don't bend over for the soap, but in this case, I think that someone will bend you over whether you like it or not.

Hey Chicago. The Ocean's Thirteen premiere is going to be in your city. Lock up the kids or else they might get mistaken for orphans and adopted.

ANS wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe. It would make more sense for her to be buried there than Hugh Hefner.

Did you know that Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson weren't friends? Wow, I guess when you're married and your husband finds someone half their age to screw you stop being friends. Thanks People for pointing out the obvious.

Tom and the Scientologists invade NYC.