Random Photos Part Five-American Music Awards Part Two

Katy Perry

Jordin Sparks

Giuliana Rancic

Alicia Silverstone

R Kelly

Naya Rivera

Aubrey O'Day

Kelly Osbourne

Nicole Richie

Nelly

R. Kelly Stopped Paying Taxes

Apparently R. Kelly and Lauryn Hill have at least one thing in common. They don't like paying taxes. A few days after Lauryn's problems came to light, now it turns out that R. Kelly is even worse. He has not paid taxes in seven years and owes the government almost $5M in taxes. I can't believe he has made that much over the last few years where he owes that much. I guess having sex with underage girls and filming it really does not affect the bottom line that much when it comes to selling records. How do you have business managers and accountants and not file taxes for seven years? Wouldn't you notice every year that you didn't sign anything or fill out TurboTax forms online? I bet he paid his subscription to Teen People on time. He didn't realize it was about celebrity teens. He thought it was a list of teens he could call for a good time.

An R. Kelly Autobiography

Apparently some publisher has decided that the world wants to hear all about R. Kelly. Instead of writing a book that would actually be informative they have decided to let R. Kelly write his own book with the help of another writer. So instead of reading what really happened with those underage girls we will be subjected to how he was framed and was found not guilty and that he never did anything wrong. He disgusts me.

The publisher sent out a press release which says that he will talk all about his wonderful career and inspirations for his hit songs and missing his dead mother and finally at the end of the release it says it will talk about the 6 year legal battle that nearly ruined his life and how he was found innocent and was vindicated. Really? Yeah the f**ker was found not guilty but I don't think anyone believes he was innocent or vindicated.

Maybe he will send autographed copies to those girls in the videos. What an a-hole.

R. Kelly Is Viable

Didn't realize a human could be viable, but apparently if you are R. Kelly you can be. In a long, self serving interview with BET, R, or as he likes to refer to himself Robert answered everything from questions about loving underage girls to blackmail. Incidentally, Robert. When you refer to yourself constantly in the third person, then switch to first person, and use different names to identify yourself in the third person, you really are not doing any favors to yourself. Because as of right now, it sounds like you and three other guys are teaming up on a bunch of teenage women.

When the interviewer asked about Robert's preference for teenage girls, Robert replied, "I like teenage girls. I have some that are 19, but none are younger than that." Uh huh. I guess the 41 year old singer keeps a bevy of them around just in case the cops show up. Who the hell says I have some? Like he just kind of rotates through them daily. Are you really trying to tell me there are a bunch of 19 year old girls sitting around Chicago waiting patiently for their turn on the R. Kelly love stick?

Kelly says that everything that has ever been said about him that is hurtful has been done as blackmail and by people who had a self serving interest. Everything mind you. See, R. Kelly is a saint and he has never done anything wrong. So, anything you ever hear bad about him comes from someone who doesn't love Robert and who is only using him.

And why are all these people saying all these bad things about Robert if they are not true.

"I've been blackmailed a billion times in my career... I know that people will do this. Sometimes, yeah, even your own family members, and I don't hate none of them but I know a lot of people be (sic) out to get me because I'm very viable."

Yeah, like an embryo. Oh, wait, he wouldn't be interested in that. Probably too old.