Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Padma Lakshmi after working out. Must be trying to get down to a body weight of 10-15 pounds.

Rihanna knows how to eat and isn't afraid to go out for three meals a day.

I wonder how many jackets like this Rod Stewart has in different colors.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross going out to dinner.

Amanda Seyfried does take her dog everywhere.

Taylor Swift in her outfit of the day.

Another Taylor, this time Schilling at the premiere of Boyhood starring

Ethan Hawke and Patricia Arquette.

Zoe Saldana shows off her baby bump.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Pink gives her daughter a kiss before a family bike ride.

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen go shopping together.

Rihanna has been promoting MAC like crazy this week in New York. She is earning that money.

Rita Ora gives a random kid a kiss. He has no idea who she is.

Rod Stewart and a dog walk into Starbucks.

Lots of people still like Sheryl Crow.

Nick Loeb enjoys a smoke while Sofia Vergara yells at him.

Tara Reid gets ready for another fake wedding.

Rob Corddry and Will Ferrell still promoting Anchorman 2.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Rod Stewart fights off the cooties at his son's pre-school.

Simon Cowell plays grope the reporter with his ex Terri Seymour followed by

grope the Victoria's Secret model with Miranda Kerr. At no point was his baby mama ever brought up as he looked for a hookup for the night.

One of the people he did not hook up with or ask is Nicholas Hoult.

Joe Manganiello did his own hooking up.

Interesting choices to open a bar. Uma Thurman who is a very fun drinker and

Emily Mortimer who looks more the sherry on holidays type drinker.

Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham at some event.

Alison Williams looks amazing in leather.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Penelope Cruz all air brushed for her latest photo spread in a magazine and

in real life yesterday juggling mom duties.

Paris Hilton is headed to China. Please keep her.

Robert Pattinson looks happier than I have ever seen him at a charity auction.

Rod Stewart thinking it is 1963 rather than 2013.

Robin Thicke on a motorcycle. He wants you to think he is cool.

If you have ever wondered what happened to Rutger Hauer.

Sylvester Stallone looks like he works out every five seconds and takes HGH the other four seconds.

Taylor Armstrong and four hats because one won't do when she has someone to buy her three more.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today. Mariah Carey brings the whole family on stage while she performs in Australia.

Ozzy Osbourne looks remarkably young in this photo. I'm pretty sure it must be an impersonator Sharon brings in for family photos.

Paul McCartney broke up The Beatles but he doesn't care and spent the holidays in St. Barth's with his wife.

When I see Rod Stewart, I want him to look exactly like this because this is how I imagine Rod Stewart to always be. If he was just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I would be disappointed.

Ashlee Simpson and her mom take Manhattan Jungle Book back to LA.

Selma Blair defends her child against the evil paps.

Harry Styles kisses Taylor Swift at midnight and then takes her back to her hotel room.

The Zooey on her way out from shopping and then

talking to a woman after Zooey hit her car.

Rod Stewart Cries Over His Team Winning

Rod Stewart has always been a huge Celtic fan and when they beat Barcelona for what is arguably their greatest win in their 125 year history, it was just too much for him to handle and he broke down and cried.

Rod Stewart Stuck Cocaine Up His Butt And Kate Moss Never Used Heroin

I'm not sure I believe Kate Moss when she says that she has never tried heroin. Too many people. Too many stories. Rod Stewart sticking coke up his butt with Ronnie Wood to get high? Well, it came out of Rod's mouth, not the coke, because that would be kind of strange, but the story did to Access Hollywood. He says that he was doing so much coke that he wanted a new way to get high, but that he was never an addict. Umm, if you are doing so much coke that you are afraid your nose is going to get destroyed that you are willing to put it up your butt in suppository form, I would say you are addicted. I think anyone would tell you that.

As for Kate Moss, you know, when you look back at photos of her back in the day she is not as skinny as some of the people today, but she says in a new book that she never used heroin and that even if she did she would have never admitted anything and that she always follows the advice of her ex, Johnny Depp. Never complain and never explain. He says and she repeats that it gives you a mystery about you. So, crack then?

Random Photos Part Two

Mariah Carey's twins won the worst celebrity baby names of 2011. Alicia Silverstone's kid came in a close second.
Michael Jordan announced his engagement to his girlfriend of three years. She likes Hanes.
Russell Brand meets women on a chat line.
Ryan Gosling after MMA class and
before.
Perhaps you are more of a Simon Baker fan.
Rod Stewart gets ready for St. Patrick's Day.
Snooki goes red. Everywhere if you know what I mean.
Vanessa Hudgens gets her drink on after some serious dry humping of her boyfriend.