Random Photos Part Two

Kate Hudson at an event that brought out the rarely seen

Samantha Ronson.

Liberty Ross also showed up.

Kellan Lutz at a Yankees game. He is starting to look like John Schneider.

No punches thrown or coke snorted in this photo of Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss.

Katy Perry still with the green hair.

A very strange dress worn by Kristen Wiig.

"So, should I do this scene like the one in Taken 2 or should we wait until Taken 4 to do it again?"

Amy Adams gets styled.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today. Long time no see in the photos for Penn Badgley who is shooting his new movie. It is about him and his pet skateboard.

Rosario Dawson does her usual red carpet hamming it up while

Molly Sims and Matt Bomer keep it more formal. Not sure about Molly's diaper pants.

Ryan Kwanten smiles for a fan, but ignores the pap.

Samantha Ronson can't believe what Rita Ora just showed her.

Reese Witherspoon, Vogue and the Bahamas.

Seal has a new friend. As in more than friends.

Shenae Grimes channels Punky Brewster.

The Hoff says call him if you want to party.

Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Straight

Even though Lindsay Lohan does not like labels, she is willing to finally answer the question whether she is bi or straight or a lesbian and she says she is straight and that she was only with Samantha Ronson because Lindsay was lonely and then Samantha controlled her and Lindsay could not leave the relationship because she was basically Samantha's prisoner and that the relationship was toxic and that despite all that she really still loves Samantha and was in love with her but does not want to be with any other women again except to kiss them and to maybe make a porn with them if she can't get her career on track because she is saying to herself that if some barely relevant reality star can get a paycheck that Lindsay has not seen in years that maybe Lindsay should try something like that too and would probably make three or four times what Farrah made. OK, so that last part was not in the Piers Morgan interview she gave, and I don't think Lindsay would make a porn despite the big check because if she did, she would blow through the money and then she would be forced to do more porn.

Nik Richie Tells A Pretty Good Story

Way back in 2009, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were a couple. Remember that? It seems so long ago. Lately it seems the only person Lindsay has been with are her lawyers and whoever is paying the bill that week. Nik has a new book coming out and in the book he talks about the time he was booked for an event with Sam and Lindsay and how he watched Lindsay do coke in a bathroom. That by itself is lame. There are a million other Lindsay doing coke stories and lots which are way more recent. But, the guy, or at least his ghost writer tells a good story and Nik had a good plan which was to create a new story out of nothing by hitting on Lindsay and then talking to Sam so Lindsay would think Nik was hitting on Sam and freak out which is what Lindsay did. Here is the bathroom story, courtesy of Radar.


“The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside. It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist.

“I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”

“I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale t*t hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.”

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Mad Men released some new publicity photos to get everyone excited about the new season. You know what would be cool? Have a body on the floor and people would be wondering what it was all about and if there was going to be an overdose or something and not have it ultimately mean anything.

Peter Dinklage takes his baby out for a stroll in a stroller. Huh, that is why they named it that?

Russell Brand is very popular in London.

Reese Witherspoon gets all spring like.

Amy Smart and Carter Oosterhouse take their dog for a walk.

Remember when Samantha Ronson was always being photographed?

Yeah, Tia Mowry's son might be a little big to be carried.

Lindsay Lohan Is Psychotic Says Samantha Ronson's Mom

I always like someone who knows Lindsay Lohan and has a history with Lindsay to confirm what we always suspect about Lindsay, namely that she off her rocker. Ann Dexter Jones who is the mother of Samantha Ronson went even further and called Lindsay Lohan psychotic. She says the reason she tried to split the couple was she feared that her daughter might end up dead or in serious trouble if she kept dating Lindsay. The interview featured in the Daily Mail, has one section which is reminiscent of Michael Lohan. "Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child." Michael did the same thing on Celebrity Rehab when people were not paying attention to him so I guess we know where Lindsay gets the behavior.

Samantha Ronson Hates Paris Hilton

I believe that now with Samantha Ronson in the hate category for Paris Hilton that would put the world total somewhere at 3 or 4 billion haters. Paris would say that means there are a billion or two people who actually like here. I would counter with the fact they have no television and no access to any media and have never heard of her. Samantha has joined the I Hate Paris ranks because Paris keeps trying to pretend she is a DJ and is stealing work from people who are actual DJ's. Sam told TMZ, "That sh*t with [Paris]. It's like, c'mon man. She's tried everything now. Just put some quality behind the sh*t that you do. Put some effort into it. If you're just like, oh I want to figure out how I can make more money this week, it insults the people that work really hard at it. It's like me calling myself a doctor from reading WebMD twice."

Wait, that doesn't make you a doctor? The next thing you are going to tell me is that when I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express that didn't qualify me either. Hmmm. I'm really enjoying watching Paris Hilton trying to stay relevant and in the public eye and am counting down the days until all the Kardashians are in the same position.

Lindsay Lohan Is Out For Kirsten Dunst

I guess there is more to the reunion of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson then perhaps Lindsay is letting on publicly. Over the weekend, Samantha Ronson and Kirsten Dunst sat around and drank all night on the Chateau Marmont patio. This is while Lindsay was supposedly trying to reach Sam by phone and text all night and being ignored. Lindsay has always hated Kirsten because Lindsay thinks she would have got Interview With A Vampire and Spiderman if not for Kirsten. Now she thinks Kirsten is moving in on Sam and promises to have words with Kirsten when she sees her. So, Kirsten you might want to wear a raincoat to avoid flying drinks and to hold on to your purse with two hands so it does not accidentally end up at Lindsay's house.