Nik Richie Tells A Pretty Good Story
“The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside. It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist.
“I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”
“I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale t*t hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.”
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Who is Nik Richie?
He sounds like a real asshole, whoever he is.
According to wikipedia, he is a blogger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nik_Richie
I have read the whole post thinking it was a loving nickname for Nicole Richie. Then I read "his" and other clues that this could be a male.
I can't wait for the Bling Ring film to come out.
I would imagine that the Nik person's desire to have a story he/she could sell later would be "freaking [it] out" more than the serious moral concern for the plight of another human being that the passage pretends was animating the storyteller.
Or is this Nik creature some new meditation and social conscience speaker?
I'm ashamed to admit I know this, but Nik has the website "The Dirty." Also, he's married to Shayne Lamas, and I think they were recently on Couples Therapy.
@surfer - I knew it, too, so you're not alone! The comments on that site are something to behold.
This story is lame. Will they give anybody a book deal these days?
I thought u were talking about Nicole richie
this story is freaking me out.
Nik R has been around for a pretty long time. He is always going too far, it's his claim to fame. I'm ashamed to admit this, but I have been in his site before when I was really bored.
Read the Radar story. This a*hole is talking about Lindsay likes she's trash and he's a poor lil' guy who just happened to be around in her hot mess. Bulls*. Lilo's a mess, yeah, but he's an a*hole.
She was just channeling her inner Lexi Featherston. If only Lindsay would finally fall out of a window...
That's the whole story?? I thought it was leading up to something like she snorted off the toilet seat or blew him in the stall. His story sounds like something that happens 3 or 4 times a day with her.
Wait, didn't anyone here watch "Couples Therapy" with Courtney Stodden besides me?? Nik and his wife were on there. That's how bad Courtney is, she made Nik Richie seem like a paragon of propriety next to her and her skanky hub.
Oh come on - Nik is a gossip blogger who got his start telling tales out of the parties he would promote at clubs in Scottsdale and as he became well known, in clubs across North America. He's broken a number of high profile celeb gossip stories. Even though Enty may win humanitarian awards and only tells PC gossip, I'm sure that Nik Richie is not that far off the norm. He's been around a long time and has built quite a rabid following. I would def read his book (don't want to pay $$ for it though - LOL), and I think this is a good gossip tidbit. Am I all alone in my opinion?
Nik Richie's real name is "Hooman Karamian", his blog is nasty and he and the Lamas family and their shenanigans vie with the Kardashians for H'wood's sleaziest family.
*on not in!! Good grief.
you are not alone :-)
Please correct me if I'm wrong about this, but I think Nik Ritchie was worse than Perez Hilton ever was at Perez's most scummiest level.
I went there a few times way back in the day, but Nik & The Dirty was just too much even for me. I was afraid my computer would get STDs just for clicking on the link. Ha-ha!
Okay I admit I have been to the dirty when I was bored as well. And what was the "freak out"? Lindsay showing her breast? Why was he in the girls bathroom and why did the PR girl open a door..This story needs a little more work..Come on!
Classic @bobbi_1025! That is one site I don't want to be featured on - that or awfulplasticsurgery.com. Is that site still even around?!?
The only news on him I want is whether or not his wife is still in the hospital and are they staying together or splitting? That was Radar's story a couple weeks back, but zero update since...
He is responsible for helping take the Ben-gal co-captain/teacher down for hooking up w/her student, so he did something decent...
He's just trying to generate hits for his site. This should be nothing new for him. Why would this freak him out? I'm calling bullshit, even though we know the LiLo part is probably true
Whole story devoid of interest.
This is the closest he has ever come to a real celebrity I am guessing; and he sounds starstruck to me, which is pathetic with it being Lohag and all.
He has the courage to reveal his identity.
People are ashamed to visit his site but create forums for this one? Recycled stories with a bitter spin and make-believe/ripped from the headlines blind items.
Enty, keep pissing on 'em and telling 'em it's raining.
Other than just creating a "guess who" about child molestation and stautory rape.
But aren't they all looking for hits? Including Enty? Otherwise why bother? I'm sure Enty thanks you and I for the hit.
Did those people ever get their money back from Enty? Where's the radio show?
i used to like the dirty and i've met nik in person.
yes, he parties a lot, blogs about topics and people that are not upstanding, etc.
he's not an immoral person, he just says all the mean/judgey things that everyone else just keeps in their head.
p.s. they went into a one-person bathroom. it's somewhat common for girls to go together --- i've never gone with a dude, but i guess linds is different.
Nik Richey is a celeb bottom feeder but once you stop clutching your pearls over the impossible Barbie standards he sets, he is better with a one-line neutron bomb dismissal than anyone else I know of. He is THE MASTER. Enty comes close and that is why I started hanging here-less mysogyny and the commenters are highlarious, edumacated and oh so very kind (except for SOME who shall be forevermore ignored until happy pills start taking effect!).
I also deeply appreciate that the DA (Dirty Army) is up in arms and allied to out liars, cheaters, scumbags, narcissists, con artists, poseurs, and pond scum-male and female varietals.
Late at night when I can't sleep & Hobbit Hubby is snoring to wake up the Orcs, The Dirty keeps me sniggering until I am exhausted enough to sleep.
And the posts are frequent, like here.
You can't stop mentioning me.
I left an indelible impression.
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