Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Perhaps the sex predator known as Chris D'Elia shouldn't be wearing shirts about cults.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in the photos.

It is Hanging With Mr. Cooper all over again. mark Curry helped celebrate Holly Robinson Peete's star.

The lesser known Hemsworth known as Luke.

Madeleine McGraw is 13 and looks about 20 here. Then some a-hole at a premiere will use that as an excuse for hitting on her, especially if her parents are not there.

The press smells something with Maya Henry, and have been following her everywhere.

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Ryan Reynolds discusses how he can have an entire career playing the exact same role in each movie.

Did Sean Hayes or Jason Bateman ever apologize for that awful Boston show they did? The whole world talks about how bad it was, but I have never seen an apology.

 

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Is this Melissa Etheridge's new girlfriend?
Padma, food and Times Square. I have had worse lunches. One day I didn't even get lunch.
The last pre-wedding trip for William & Kate.
Amy Poehler, Sean Hayes and some funky glasses from Rashida Jones.
Rosie O'Donnell is a racist because she did not pose with any black people.
Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks - Detroit
Sandra and Louis in New York. I love his hat.
This is the first time I ever remember seeing a pap picture of Tina Fey, her husband and daughter. Love the matching jackets.
A much better fashion choice for Tori Spelling than the dress last week which showed off the collapsed boob.
Romeo spends his weekend shopping with mom.

This Week Sean Hayes Will Play Larry In The Three Stooges

The last time everyone started casting The Three Stooges there were names like Sean Penn (divorce drama and alcohol killed that one), Jim Carrey and Benicio del Toro that were set to play the parts. Now, it is Will Sasso and the latest addition is Sean Hayes. This has gone from a very dark version of The Stooges to something that seems will be light and more funny. I don't see Sean Penn or Benicio doing comedy. The last time Sean Penn was funny was when he asked a hooker if she would take a check or f**k him on credit.

Sean Hayes as Larry is an interesting choice. To me he will always be Jack. I did see him in Promises Promises on Broadway and he was great in it, but it seemed to be just an extension of Jack. I just hope they finally get this thing made.

Ramin Setoodeh Is An Ass

Ramin Setoodeh writes for Newsweek. According to Kristin Chenoweth, who I will talk about later, Ramin is gay. The fact that he is gay makes his article even more distressing. In his article he talks about Sean Hayes' performance as a straight man in the play in which he stars with Kristin. Ramin basically says that when a gay man is known to be gay he can't play a straight character. This is such crap. If someone is a good enough actor they can play straight, gay, or anything else. I could watch Neil Patrick Harris star in a gay porno and then have no doubts he is straight as soon as I watch him in How I Met Your Mother or Harold & Kumar.

There are lots of other examples too. When someone writes an article as destructive as the one Ramin wrote, all he is doing is making sure that actors stay closeted for fear of hurting their careers. The actors in question then have to hide who they really are which makes people who are not actors question whether they should be open or try to hide. It is a vicious circle.

Kristin Chenoweth wrote a much harsher response than me to Ramin's article and for that I stand up an applaud. I have always loved Kristin and now I love her that much more.

What Do Will & Grace, Star Wars And Booze All Have In Common? My Saturday Night With Dad

Yeah, I know, I know, I could be spending thousands of words talking about the Ellen and Portia wedding, but you know I am never going to do that unless Calista Flockhart was there and ate some food or something. Anyway, I would much rather talk about Saturday night. Dad fired up the mini-van and since he can't actually drive the thing anymore, he unlocked the basement door and told me to drive him to the ArcLight (movie theatre) so he could see Star Wars. Somehow mom got out of this. I don't know if she had to put out or what, but she got out of this horrible duty.

Saturday night. Sunset and Vine. 99 Dodge Caravan. With my dad. Good times.

Oh, it gets better. The movie he dragged me out to see was Star Wars. Yep. See, dad has been going to these things since the beginning. He even has one of those shirts that says May 25, 1977 Grauman's Chinese Theatre. First Day, First Show. He actually was there I think. Maybe. Or thinks he was. Anyway, he has a shirt, not that it proves anything.

So, at the ArcLight you have reserved seating for every show. What that means is that if you don't believe in computers like my dad, you have to go drag yourself down to the show very early in order to secure seats you like and that are together. In my dad's case that is like three hours early. 515pm arrival for an 815pm show.

Lucky for all parties involved, there is a bar at the ArcLight and nice, strong drinks. The kind that make you feel all warm and toasty inside and make those words your dad is saying just float over you like a cloud on a sunny day at the beach. Six drinks and 2 burgers later, we made our way to the screen. It is still 30 minutes before the show starts, but my dad wants popcorn (with real butter) and enough candy to give him another heart attack. Of course, I match him calorie for calorie. As we like to say, 1,000 pounds of loving.

Because we got there so early, and had consumed so many adult beverages we pretty much blitzed our way through a large popcorn each and some of the candy. So, being the good son, I offered to get some more before the movie started. So, I go and buy enough to feed a group of school children and as I am leaving I see Sean Hayes (Jack from Will & Grace) walking into the line with two other guys. I then made a classic mistake. I did a double take. Frankly, you have that much booze and have bad eyes, you do the double take. If you do the double take, the celebrity will catch it and so I waited for the look. It was there. He knew I knew and then it was like he was daring me to come talk to him or take his photo. Well, I had my hands full, and I wasn't about to let go of popcorn and chocolate to take a photo of some guy who has had a grand total of about one hour of television and film screen time in the past two years.

I just thought that by this time, he would be wanting people to recognize him, and to not be forgotten. Instead he was giving me the death look. Well, f**k him. I hope he got mobbed later by a bunch of 50 year old playing bingo women.

Anyway as for the movie, it sucked. Don't spend your money. It was like a video game. I kept turning around expecting the film operator to have a game controller in his hand and that each showing turned out differently depending on who was running the film.

Dad of course wanted to stay and see it again along with the other 30 people who manged to stick it out all the way through. I told him I was leaving and since he can't fit behind the steering wheel, it was either that or walking. Nothing my dad hates more than walking.

Random Photos Part One

I am usually very skeptical about a Simpson family member doing anything charity wise. However, Ashlee Simpson truly seems to be enjoying herself and she doesn't have any products she is endorsing in the photo and also didn't announce to the world that she was at UCLA Children's Hospital so she gets the top spot today. Unlike Jessica Simpson, I think Ashlee would be a great mom.
What the hell happened to Celine's left arm. It looks like someone has been using it for batting practice.
It has been a long time since I have seen anyone from the Landry family. I actually thought they would have all been married to rich old men by now. The mom, Judy, in the center is the wonderful role model for the two kids Kristy on the left and Lindsey on the right.
When Jack Nicholson tries, he still can be the coolest man on the planet. It's the other 99% of the time that makes him seem like the dirty old man he is.
I am beginning to really like this John Mayer and Minka Kelly relationship. I like it because they are not all over each other everyday in front of the cameras. It seems like they lead their lives and nothing is staged. Unlike when John was with Jessica Simpson and Pimpa was calling the paps every five seconds to let them know where the couple would be and what Jessica would be wearing, this actually seems normal.
Happy 40th birthday Jamie Foxx. Look at all the damn people trying to get a look at Jamie or just getting their photos on WireImage with him. These photos are now their screen savers.
I've never seen this celebrity this shy. A list in the rest of the world, but really with the success of his movies as of late should be considered B+ list.
How does Will Smith celebrate a box-office record? He is going to open a school. He and Jada decided they should spread the curriculum they use for their own kids to the rest of the world. Jada Pinkett Smith will of course be headmaster and chief disciplinarian.
If you didn't see Sean Hayes in his guest starring role on 30 Rock, you need to hunt it down and watch it.
Sometimes I can feel the fires of hell opening up as I type. This is one of those times. This is so hard to type, but I have to say that Paris Hilton actually looks cute here. She isn't trying to be a whore, and her smile actually seems natural and unforced. I can feel the pitchfork. Burning...so bad.
If you know Meagan Good, I'm guessing she may need a purse for Christmas.
Just as cool and suave as Jack is Morgan Freeman. He is just so damn smooth.