Random Photos Part One

Six parts today.

Now Reese Witherspoon can say that when she got arrested she was just researching a role.

Sarah Hyland and

Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen were at a Modern Family screening.

Sean Stewart has a new girlfriend under the age of 50.

Taylor Schilling at the Webby Awards last night.

Taylor Swift has an endless supply of clothes. She is like a fashion catalog. I hope she gets these for free.

Uma Thurman at a Ralph Lauren children's fashion show yesterday that also had

Alicia Keys and

Edie Falco attend.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Robert Pattinson is still filming his new movie. I have to say I like this look for him.

Robin Thicke gets stopped by a fan trying to get a photo or a grope.

Simon Cowell and his baby mama out to dinner.

Steve Carell and his wife in Hawaii.

Sean Stewart has a new girlfriend.

Not seeing the baby bump yet on Stacy Keibler.

Sofia Vergara out shopping yesterday.

Tori Spelling filming her reality show.

Random Photos Part One

Piper Perabo is going big time. Riding a Ducati. Actually it is just for a movie she is filming.

This is what I need if I ever actually get to kiss a woman. A rescue technician on standby. Robert Pattinson seems to be surviving ok, but this is truly safe sex.

Steve Martin gets around the texting and driving law by texting and biking.

Sean Stewart and Adrienne Maloof. Still chugging along.

I heard Serena Williams like paddles, but never thought it meant ping pong paddles.

Seann William Scott checks out a pap photo of himself.

It's Kelly Kapowski.

What I need is a nice vacation with Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros.

Wiz Khalifa gets baked before his wedding. Probably went through the cake really quick.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Remember when we were inundated with Pippa Middleton photos everyday? Yeah, then her sister got caught naked and then got pregnant and now Pippa gets confused with Pippi and you wonder if they will ever remake those movies.

Rosario Dawson in robe and Uggs.

Guess what? In Robert Pattinson's movie he stares. Again.

Rachel Weisz out shopping in NYC.

Amanda Seyfried also went shopping yesterday, but as you can tell, the weather was just a touch warmer than for Rachel in NYC.

Shakira and her boyfriend and son.

Sean Stewart gets his jog on after splitting with Adrienne Maloof.

Twinkies will hit shelves this summer. The same company that owns Carl's Jr. and Hardees bought them.

Even Alison Williams loves Twinkies.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Mario Lopez takes his wife out for the first time since announcing she is expecting their second child.

Mia Wasikowska in Korea. She always looks like she is ready to do ballet.

Peter Facinelli tries to explain the periodic table.

Think about Rose McGowan and look at her now. She needs to delete her plastic surgeon's number from speed dial.

Salma Hayek and family are back in LA after their three straight fashion weeks

Adrienne Maloof really wants us to know she is dating Sean Stewart.

It is Dr. Wiz Khalifa to you.

Uma Thurman out supporting her dad for a Tibet House benefit.

Vanessa Hudgens asks for a pair of scissors. Wants to do a Lindsay and cut the dress.

Adrienne Maloof Is Dating Sean Stewart

I'm trying to think of two people who could be dating which would be more bizarre than Adrienne Maloof and I can't think of anyone. I thought when she got divorced that she would never date anyone ever again. She always seemed so cold and unapproachable. I'm trying to remember if I ever saw her kiss Paul at all except the one time where she was basically pressured to by her peers. Then, if she did end up going on a date, I didn't think it would be with a guy who has been to rehab and had a lot of problems with drug abuse in his life and is 19 years younger than her. She is 51 and he is 32. On Saturday night, they went out for at least the second time and were spotted kissing and canoodling. I always want everyone to be happy, and if Sean's sister Kimberly could have a baby with Benicio then I guess Sean can date Adrienne.

I Got Arrested - Let's Get Married

Sean Stewart asked his girlfriend to marry him shortly after he was arrested. His soon to be wife is the former wife of Kansas City Royals star Jason Kendall. The couple met in rehab. Chantel Kendall is supposedly a good influence on Sean. Uh huh. A source told the NY Post that, "Chantel is excited to be marrying into the family of music royalty." Well, sure, that is a great reason to get married.

Sean's family, including Rod, says they are thrilled he is getting married. Sean currently lives in Chantel's place since he does not have any money of his own. His dad, Rod Stewart cut him off a few years ago so they are probably happy he has someone else now.

It's Like A 70's Television Reunion

You know US Weekly runs that feature about stars being like regular folks. Well sometimes yes and sometimes no, but the further down you get on the list, the more and more that no turns into a yes. Take last Saturday for example. During the memorial service for former studio boss and agent Guy McElwaine there was just the teeniest weeniest little disturbance that escalated into something approaching a cat fight. The great thing about it was that it was like watching a Love Boat reunion show.

In one corner you had Christine Peters who was married to producer Jon Peters. In the other corner you had Alana Stewart. Yes, the same Stewart who has previously been married to Rod Stewart and the master of the bronzer himself George Hamilton.

During the actual service. Not before or after, but during the service, Christine Peters walked up to Alana and started laying into her about her son Sean Stewart allegedly stealing the Peters' car last month. Sean allegedly stole the car because he is an idiot and thought that if he took the car that somehow it would make the Peters' daughter Caleigh start talking to him again and they would get back together. I want to remind you that he was thinking this despite being a 26 year old man. He isn't a teenager although Caleigh is.

To make this even better and to give it even more of a 70's flavor we need something else. Well it came. After the two women began yelling at each other (yes, during the service), they had to be separated by Courtney Wagner who was a fellow mourner and is the daughter of 70's icon Robert Wagner.

Wow, I just need Gopher and Julie and I am all set.