BET Awards Photos Part Two

Lil Mama

Ne-Yo

TI

Travis Barker

Keke Palmer

The Murphy kids.

Terri Seymour

Erica Hubbard

Tamera Mowry

Holly Robinson Peete

Random Photos Part Two

Mila Kunis out shopping this weekend.

Meg Ryan and her daughter in NYC.

Naomi Watts was involved in some type of strange wine explosion.

Amy Poehler was at a farmer's market this weekend while

her bff Tina Fey was also in LA.

Hello Amanda Peet.

Carly Rae Jepsen got invited to a party. I'm happy for her because she could have ended up

following around Simon Cowell forever like Lauren Silverman and

Terri Seymour. I heard that Randy Jackson picked up the tab for all four which is pretty nice of him.

Random Photos Part Five - Brit Week Party

It's saying a lot about Mischa Barton and her fashion that this might not be the worst outfit she has ever worn.

Seal

Cat Deeley and her husband.

Terri Seymour and her boyfriend. Not to be confused with her ex-boyfriend who she still travels with and shares hotel rooms.

Hey hey it's The Monkees.

Kelly LeBrock

Jo Frost

Terri Seymour, Nigel Lythgoe, Dani Behr and Bruno Tonioli

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Ryan Reynolds leaves Blake Lively's side for a few minutes. Must have been a sale on mirrors nearby.

Reese Witherspoon and Naomi Watts reunited for exercise.

Yeah, this was the engagement party for Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross. The wedding should be full on Game Of Thrones.

Shakira does the black gloves look.

Terri Seymour still has a busted arm. You know if she is close then

Simon Cowell must be near, and he was with Lauren Silverman.

Kate Beckinsale was at the same event but didn't have to f**k Simon.

Hopefully Will Ferrell and Simon will never f**k either. Although, it would be one hell of a reality show.

Random Photos Part Six - Critic's Choice Awards Part Three

Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke

Mark Wahlberg

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Jeremy Renner

Melissa McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone.

Seth Rogen and his wife.

Abigail Breslin

Emma Thompson and her daughter.

Terri Seymour and her Jolie leg.

Simon Cowell Having A Sex Fest In Barbados

So far Simon Cowell hasn't hooked up with Rihanna in Barbados but that appears to be the only person he hasn't arranged to have sex with yet. Last year Simon kept his harem of women to about five while on his annual vacation to the Caribbean but this year he has increased that number by a factor of three or four. Apparently there has been a stead stream of women headed to his villa at all hours of the night and it is turning into Holiday Sex Fest '13. On hand to document it are some of his tried and true favorites like Terri Seymour who used to skip these kinds of events but I guess is missing her time spent with Simon because she has been showing up as a member of his harem lately. Simon did have a replacement because Sinitta has been absent a lot. She is upset that Simon didn't want her to get pregnant but was ok with Lauren Silverman getting pregnant. I think Simon couldn't do anything about Lauren because she told the world she was pregnant and put Simon in a corner where he couldn't extract himself without a wave of backlash.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Rod Stewart fights off the cooties at his son's pre-school.

Simon Cowell plays grope the reporter with his ex Terri Seymour followed by

grope the Victoria's Secret model with Miranda Kerr. At no point was his baby mama ever brought up as he looked for a hookup for the night.

One of the people he did not hook up with or ask is Nicholas Hoult.

Joe Manganiello did his own hooking up.

Interesting choices to open a bar. Uma Thurman who is a very fun drinker and

Emily Mortimer who looks more the sherry on holidays type drinker.

Eva Longoria and Victoria Beckham at some event.

Alison Williams looks amazing in leather.