Random Photos Part One

John Mayer and Sharrod Small. John looks like he's going to a funeral. When I turned 30, it was a hell of a party. Met wife #4 at it. Made out with her in a corner. Of course doing all that in plain sight of wife #3 was probably not the best of ideas.
Also not a good idea. Hayden Panettiere all of 18 at the Saks 5th Avenue cocktail party. Well I doubt anyone was being carded.
Ciara in Seoul doing press for her concert at the Woo Bar. I love that name.
Mmmmmm. DJ. Candace Cameron Bure is all grown up.
I almost went to Mel's Diner yesterday. Then I heard that the girl from The Others would be there and so I declined. Seriously, that girl in the door is seriously freaking me out. Not freaking me out like the kid hiding behind the wall in Three Men And A Baby, but still freaking me out. Oh, and Victoria Beckham was there too. If you notice in the window's reflection, some guy knew she was in the place, went home, made a damn sign and brought it back.

The people playing with Prince William are all over 6 feet tall. He's just that big.
Minka Kelly not at John Mayer's 30th birthday party. Hmmmm.
Matt Damon's wife must spend a fortune because Matt has been telling anyone who will listen that he would never do another Bourne movie. Well right after he saw how much a kid cost, he was all, "where do I sign?"
Well we had the Cruz sisters yesterday for my fantasy porn. Any takers on Lance Armstrong, Jeff Corwin, Matthew McConaughey and Dr. Sanjay Gupta for your fantasy porn?