Bridal Shower While Your Husband To Be Is Still Married

How desperate are you to get married that you need to have a bridal shower while your husband to be is still married to his ex-wife? The whole Tiki Barber/Traci Lynn Johnson things has been a mess from day one and has been the downfall of Tiki. In case you are not up to speed on this mess, let me give you a recap. Tiki was married to a woman for 11 years. He got her pregnant with twins. Prior to her getting pregnant he started having sex with a college student. During his wife's pregnancy with twins he walked out on their marriage so he could keep having sex with a college student. He lost his job and people hate him but he is still getting married to the student who is now 24. Tiki's ex is making his life miserable as she should. Traci wants to get married and is having a bridal shower and wants to get married the day after the divorce is final.

Traci Johnson Also Believes In Unicorns And That Storks Deliver Babies

OK, maybe I should not have said the thing about the unicorns because I would like to believe in them too. Traci Johnson, is the woman that Tiki Barber decided he would rather be with than his 8 month pregnant wife. You know, the woman he had been married to for 11 years. You know, the woman he got pregnant even though he was seeing Traci Johnson.

Well, Traci wrote a little blurb on crushable.com and it sounds as if she thinks crushable might be Redbook or that she is writing a personal ad. Maybe a little of both. She says they never crossed the line of inappropriateness while he was married. Yeah, raise your hands if you believe that. Umm, Traci, they are still married now. She also knows that Tiki did not leave his wife for her. Noooo, he left her because their marriage had deteriorated. Uh huh. Keep on believing what you want.

Apparently Tiki must really like her a lot because her favorite night in is watching an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, she really said it, and yes she says they own the entire series. Oh what fun. Oh, and when they go out, it is to a cozy wine bar with friends. You know all her other teenage friends. Oh, and to show you they are not pretentious they refuse to go to any restaurant that serves a three course meal or more. So, does that mean no dessert?

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Congratulations to Mark Wahlberg on his star. Why do I get the feeling this is how Entourage will finally end.
RATT - Los Angeles
Rebecca Gayheart looks really sad.
So, I have decided that if given the choice I would rather hang out with Solange than Beyonce. Although, if Jay-Z came along, then I could probably put up with Beyonce for a few minutes.
Samuel L Jackson should sell a line of clothes that will work on the red carpet and the golf course because he is on one and looks like he is ready for the other.
So, do all these vitis to jail mean that when Lindsay gets out of rehab she and Sam Ronson are going to be a couple again?
Tiki Barber showed his face in public and with his girlfriend.
Speaking of girlfriends, this is not Tara Reid's girlfriend, but hey, a bartender can be your best friend.
Oh, and the guy at the next table too. I would hate to see what this table would look like if she had not gone to rehab.
Not sure exactly why Vince Neil would get an award except for maybe most DUI arrests by a rock star.
X Factor in Australia. Natalie Imbruglia got a job. Oh, and also Ronan Keating who supposedly got back with his wife after she forgave him for being a constant cheater during their marriage. The other two people are Kyle Sandilands and Guy Sebastian.

Tiki Barber Banned From Delivery Room

Tiki Barber was banned from the delivery room as his wife gave birth to their twin babies. I don't blame Ginny Barber one bit for banning the a-hole from the delivery room. Why should she have to stare at his cheating face while giving birth to their babies? She did let him see the babies after they were born but I am guessing she didn't watch him with them.

If you have not been following the story and why this guy is such an a-hole let me recap. Married to his wife (pictured above) for 11 years with two school age children. Tiki then starts shacking up with a college student. While cheating with the college student he gets his wife pregnant with twins and then dumps her for the college student.

Ginny Barber Files For Divorce

When reading this NY Post article it is pretty easy to see which person they are picking to win in the Tiki & Ginny Barber divorce. Team Ginny!. She filed for divorce yesterday. She had to sign the papers from a hospital bed because her doctors had ordered the 8 month pregnant with twins and two other young children to stay in bed until she delivers.

Meanwhile, Tiki and his barely out of her teens girlfriend have been going out every night and running through Tiki's money very quickly. The most interesting piece of news to come out of all this is that Tiki supposedly had been having a relationship with his girlfriend and having sex all before getting his wife pregnant. Oh, and now their 7 year old and 6 year old children get to hear all about their dad in school everyday.

Nice parenting Tiki.

Tiki Barber Is A Hypocrite - And A Cheater

Tiki Barber always looked like he was Mr. Perfect. You know he left the Giants and then a got a job on television. Instead of calling football games though he went to The Today Show and wanted to not be a typical ex jock when it came to television work. He had always said the right thing about cheating and marriage and even had this quote the NY Post dug up about his own father who left Tiki and his siblings when he was young. "I don't give a [bleep] that the relationship didn't work," he said of his parents' split in a 2004 Post interview. "Not only did he abandon her, I felt like he abandoned us for a lot of our lives. I have a hard time forgiving that."

Well, now Tiki has walked out on his 8 month pregnant wife because he has been cheating on her with a 23 year old who he has been dating for about a year. Yep. He has been f**king the girl on the side while he got his wife pregnant with twins. (Makes me think twins really are genetic)

Tiki and his wife have been married 11 years, but hey, he wanted the 23 year old who wouldn't call him out and just did what he told her to do. When they eventually break up I can't wait to hear the stories about how Tiki probably wanted to have sex with Jesse James while Tiger Woods and Gloria Allred watched.

Weekend Photos--ZX Later Today Recapping Her Weekend In Words And Photos (No Pools Though)

White House Correspondents Dinner

Eddie Izzard is always at the top of my list. To me, he is the funniest man alive and no doubt has some type of women's underwear on under that tux.

Possible Captions From Sanjaya's perspective.

1. "I'm touching super model ass."

2. "I'm a step up from James Blunt."

3. "I wonder if she likes to roleplay. She can be Simon and I'll be the bad singer who needs to be punished."

No need to wait for Valerie Bertinelli's weight loss commercials. I'm going to track it for us every time I see a photo.

Michelle Kwan better hope her double sided tape is really, really strong.

Tiki Barber. I hate the NY Giants so don't have much more to say.

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan. Now I know why I liked growing up in Texas.

Jason Strauss Birthday Party aka Valtrex World Tour

Seriously. Look at Paris' right hand. It really is huge. Didn't she have sex with James Blunt the night before? Doesn't she ever just get tired?

"You might get a chance to f**k my sister, but this is as close as you are getting to me."

"So, you and Britney huh? You have any tapes?"

1. When Accountants Attack--New This Fall.

2. Flash how many inches you got.

3. "We're all going to take a turn with Paris later." Actually I don't think Paris would even do them.