Tila Tequila Is A Hooker

Apparently Tila Tequila is having trouble finding regular work as a singer or an actress or finding a reality show that will take her, so she has turned to escorting. Although, if you look at the screencap above, it looks like she has no problems making sure her clients leave satisfied which would make her a hooker in my book. Tila charges $2500 a day, but if you don't have that much money or that much time she will let you see her for an hour and it is just $750. Seems kind of steep if you can have her for 24 hours for $2500. I mean that is barely over $100 an hour. I would pay her the $2500 just to video her rambling on and on for 24 hours about her life and what she has been up to and all of those stories she used to write about and the guys she dated. Do you know how many stories she has? You would never know if they were true, but they would be good stories. Film her for 24 hours straight and edit it into a nice 12 episode reality show. You could have Dr. Drew come on at the end of the each episode and give his expert analysis and how he is appalled someone would take advantage of someone who is obviously in need of help and then run off to try and sell another season of Celebrity Rehab to follow his other show Rehab. The screencap comes courtesy of ghostriderradio and if you are having trouble reading it, I suggest you save it and then really blow it up.  Thanks L.B.

Tila Tequila Dropped to 75 Pounds

Because of her eating disorder and drug use, Tila Tequila dropped from 100 pounds to 75 pounds. That is an amazing amount of body weight to lose on someone so small. I guess now we know why she was not going out into public before her suicide attempts. Apparently while in rehab for her drug addiction and eating disorder she managed to gain back the 25 pounds she had lost and even a little bit more. To me, this is a person who needs someone with her all the time because you just kind of get the feeling that one day you are going to wake up and hear that Tila Tequila has died and you are just not going to be that surprised.

The Situation & Tila Tequila Are Out Of Rehab

Besides having outsized personalities, Tila Tequila and The Situation both share something else in common. No, not a communicable disease. They both got out of rehab. Let the partying begin. Oh, wait, they don't do that anymore. Tell me again how The Situation is going to make a living without doing any drinking at all. His job consists of being filmed drinking and going to events at nightclubs and bars. Last time I checked AA meetings were not looking to boost attendance by paying celebrities to show up. As for Tila Tequila, I don't know what she is going to do. I don't even know how she even makes a living. Except for this rehab scare I just assumed she was in her house somewhere making videos and spending all day on a webcam for money. I would love to see the two of them together. What you do is you mount a bunch of cameras in a studio apartment. Tiny apartment. Nice though. You then lock them in for 30 days. Bring them food or whatever, but they can't leave. Give them tasks to do like Big Brother, but it would be interesting to see what happened.

Dial A D Lister

I want to thank everyone who has sent me the links to the articles and posts about being able to dial a celebrity, or at least someone who thinks they are a celebrity. Newser had the best writeup. To me it is crazy that people would be willing to spend $18 a minute to speak to Michael Lohan. That means you think he is worth $1000 an hour. That is crazy. Even crazier though is that Dina Lohan charges $20 a minute which means she is getting $1200 an hour. Of course that is more than Lindsay Lohan makes, so if you can get the work, then I guess take it. If I am going to spend $20 a minute, then I am going to spend it on Tila Tequila because you have a chance to actually get something crazy to discuss for the rest of your life or she may marry you, do drugs or any number of other things while talking to her. Octomom is just $12 a minute, but of course the entire time you will probably hear kids in the background. The agent who sets this all up gets 50% so congratulations to them. Apparently people are doing it. Danielle Staub made $7000 last week. And people must need mesh shirt advice because Michael Lohan did make $3500 last week.

Tila Tequila Is Headed To Rehab - And My Random Thoughts

TMZ is reporting that Tila Tequila has agreed to enter substance abuse rehab. See, I didn't buy that whole brain aneurysm thing, but did believe the overdose/suicide part. By the way, aneurysm is a tough word to spell. Sometimes I just wish things were spelled phonetically but then I realize that every word would look like someone was texting me or trying to cram 140 characters into a Twitter message. That is one thing about Twitter that you learn really fast. Adjectives and adverbs are not your friends. Apparently Tila tried to kill herself everyday for a week. So, the pills were day 7? What did she try the rest of the week? Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone like Tila?

The closest I have come is an actress friend who you would know the name of I have who would call me every night without fail begging me to come over because she was so hammered and was seeing things in the dark and would start carpentry projects at 3am with a steak knife. Seriously. She also had a tendency to yell at neighbors and go bang on their doors during the night. Yeah, the police were called frequently but she was never arrested. Sometimes you would deal with it and some nights you turned off your phone because the calls came every two minutes for hours. The sober nights, no phone calls and peace. The drunk nights? Out of control.

Tila Tequila Had A Drug Overdose And No One Noticed

Two years ago if Tila Tequila had a drug overdose and ended up in the hospital for a week, the world would have thought it was a publicity stunt, but it would have noticed her absence because she was everywhere. Crazy, but everywhere. Supposedly, Tila had a brain aneurysm, and did not know how to react so took a bunch of pills until she overdosed. Uh huh. Apparently she only weighs 78 pounds now and is going to have long lasting effects from the overdose including limited speech function. This is all pretty sad, but I am not sure I buy the brain before drug overdose thing.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Two parts today.

Noah Wyle tells his best George Clooney jokes to an appreciative crowd.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Obey who? Obviously Selena since she is the one getting the foot massage.
The cast of Southland doing some press. Great show.
The funny thing is, if you drop Snooki's boobs about another foot, and make the sunglasses eyeglasses, this is her in 20 years.
The Tony nominee class photo hosted by
NPH.
Because I know you can't sleep at night wondering if Tila Tequila is still alive and how she looks.

Ewwwwww

So much for Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro being together. Reports last month were that the pair were spending every day and night together and Tila had even managed to kick her constant online posting about herself because she was too busy being in love. Or having sex. Anyway, that appears to be over or at it could be Dave is looking for a third because Tila and Nick Hogan have been knocking boots. Yes, the same Nick Hogan who left his best friend paralyzed and needing 24 hour medical care for the rest of his life while Nick laughs it off, pretends it did not happen, blames the best friend, moves to California so he can get a license to drive, and now f**ks Tila Tequila while his friend has to be fed, bathed, and taken care of constantly.

Oh, and note to Radar. Are these real names you are coming up with for your writers or are they just newsroom jokes?

Tila Tequila & Jennifer Aniston

You can tell Jennifer Aniston has a new movie coming out and has caught the Adam Sandler do anything anywhere bug to promote it. In his latest installment of Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifiankis is interviewing Tila Tequila when a special guest drops by.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila from Between Two Ferns

Random Photos Part Two

Keira Knightley smiling and single.
Katy Perry filming How I Met Your Mother.
A dazed looking Kevin Spacey and I believe that is Simon baker over his shoulder.
Kendra Wilkinson out at the park with her son.
Matt Damon filming his new movie.
The premiere of The Mechanic was last night. Jason Statham was there and
Ben & Jon Foster.
Donald Sutherland aka Santa was also there and
Tila Tequila asked to sit on his lap.

Tila Tequila & Dave Navarro

You know, this kind of makes sense. E! is reporting that Tila Tequila has been shacking up most nights over at Dave Navarro's home for the last six months or so. I was wondering why she got all quiet and stuff. It used to be prior to that all we would see is Tila this and Tila that and Tila stripping and Tila dying and Tila falling out of her chair drunk and fake crying and drama drama drama. She has been quiet so perhaps Dave has been good for her. He certainly does like a certain type. Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila. He likes that porn star look with little bit of crazy thrown in for color. Oh, you don't think Carmen is a little crazy? She married Dennis Rodman. You can't argue against that. No matter what you might say to say she is perfectly normal, I just have to say she married Dennis Rodman. I will always win.

I wonder how long it is before Tila talks Dave into a reality show.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Three parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Rachel McAdams is all smiles and sunshine as she leaves Los Angeles.
Congrats to Reese Witherspoon on getting her star. Buster said a few words too.
Her kids looked so cute.
The skinny one won ANTM. That is all I remember about her.

Cameron Diaz and Seth Rogen present
Christoph Waltz.
The Hoffs headed out for a family gathering. Probably a bar.
Taylor Swift has coffee..alone
This is a ton of clothes for Tila Tequila.

It Wouldn't Be A Holiday Without Tila Tequila

So, what do you talk about the day after Thanksgiving when all the celebs are in a turkey coma? Well, it is the time when all the D listers get to have their say. Enter Tila Tequila. Tila is basically saying the same thing she has said anytime she gets the spotlight or a flashlight, or any kind of light she can pretend is focused on her.

She tells Radar that she has a new love interest. She won't say if it is male or female which means she probably does not know. Of course, Tila wants a family. She has a name picked out but won't share in case any of you steal it. Apparently there has never been a child in the world named this name. Welcome to the world, Fgrtlfugrheulikde. Works for a boy or girl, although I'm pretty sure someone in Iceland probably beat her to it.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Randomness. Renee Zellweger and Eva Longoria.
Eva then got her claws on Bradley Cooper.
Sarah Jessica Parker on her way to the New York Ballet last night.
Also there was Candace Bushnell.
Meanwhile in Los Angeles, it was Philharmonic night and Eva Mendes turned up and
Joanna Kerns and
Stephen Moyer.
Oh, and Mr. Neil Diamond was there too.
Sienna Miller in France.
For Tila Tequila this is a lot of clothes. A judge yesterday denied Tila's request to halt the release of her sex tape.
Hopefully Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove will never turn out to be like Tila.
Willem Dafoe sporting a new beard.