Random Photos Part Four

Carey Mulligan doing the phone thing to ignore the paps thing.

Elizabeth Hurley with her new face. Looks good.

I never figured Henry Cavill as a pinky ring guy.

I'm hoping Hilary Duff will keep her son from being a pinky ring guy.

Zac Posen and Tim Gunn in a three way with Heidi Klum.

Mel B had to go without the extra loving.

Jennifer Aniston and her bikini from yesterday in Mexico.

Katrina Bowden hit up a few red carpets last night.

Nina Agdal wore the same color scheme as Mel B, but wore it much better.

Tim Gunn Has Been Celibate For 30 Years

It has been almost three decades since Tim Gunn had sex. He said on that ABC show yesterday that looks a lot like The View and The Talk but is called The Revolution and are no better than the soaps they replaced, that when he was in a relationship 30 years ago his former partner was impatient with Tim's sexual performance. He must have been really impatient for Tim to go without since the early 80's. Do you ever think that right under the surface Tim seems ready to explode? What kind of sexual performance issues did Tim have? They were together for six years so the performance must have not been that bad. In a movie version of himself, Tim would have a deep dark secret and probably be a serial killer who cuts out pictures of people in magazines and puts them up on a wall while whispering in a voice you cannot hear until it progressively gets louder and louder until he is screaming "make it work!"

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

I swear when I first saw the ring on Phoebe Price's finger I thought it was the eye of some animal.
"And he had the smallest peen I have ever seen."
I'm pretty sure Rachel McAdams did not even pack a bra for this trip around the world. Harrison Ford probably needs a nap.
Ryan Reynolds back in LA.
Reese again doing some walking, but not donating to the homeless.

I'm still not sure that Snooki has or even can read her new book. She sure is busting out of her dress. Can you imagine if she was pregnant? The world would end. Not end like if Paris were in charge of a human life, but close.
Tim Gunn poses for his presidential portrait.
Does anyone actually still watch their show?
Umm, I have heard stories and read about them before, but I think that is a vegetable right?
Way too much green stuff here. The only green things you should ever consume are colored beer on St. Patrick's Day and chocolate chip mint ice cream.

Lots Of Tim Gunn Today

It seems like Tim Gunn has been everywhere this week. Kind of like a perfect storm. Except in this case, George Clooney wasn't captaining the boat. Tim had the Project Runway fashion show at Fashion Week and his new book come out too. Anyway, he took Taylor Momsen, carried her in his arms, placed her on the ground, went around to the door, got in the bus and then drove over her real good.

Speaking to E! about his guest spot on Gossip Girl he said, "What a diva! She was pathetic, she couldn't remember her lines, and she didn't even have that many. I thought to myself 'why are we all being held hostage by this brat?"

Tim does not hold back any punches. He then said what so many of us think about so many celebrities who are young and don't realize what they have.

I'd say, 'You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?' She was on her phone during every break, I wanted to tell her, 'If you weren't on your BlackBerry, you can retain this stuff.' '

He also let the Real Housewives have it, although he does admit to watching every episode. It is great that he is still watching Bravo after moving to Lifetime. He is also in the news because of the story I told you about a couple of months ago. It was the story about how Anna Wintour had her security carry her down five flights of stairs because she did not want to walk. It turns out that Nina Garcia does not believe Tim. Oh Nina. I like you, but I doubt Tim would just make that stuff up.

Carry on.

Anna Wintour Calls Tim Gunn A Liar - I Go With Tim

Does Tim Gunn seem like a liar to you? One to make up wild stories about diva behavior? Not to me either. Tim is set to release a book that he wrote with the help of a NY Post writer. Of course The Post has some excerpts and if the book is anything like the excerpt, this should be great!!

Talking about Anna Wintour, Gunn said, "I was with a colleague from Parsons, and we had been discussing the will-she-or-won't-she-take-the-elevator question, so we ran over to the elevator bay to see if Anna would deign to get on. She wasn't there. Then we looked over the stairway railing. And what did we see but Anna being carried down the stairs. The bodyguards had made a fireman's lock and were racing her from landing to landing. She was sitting on their crossed arms."

Surely though when they got to the bottom of the stairs though, Anna would walk to the car. Right? "I ran to the window to see if they would put her down on the sidewalk or carry her to the car like that. They carried her to the car. And I thought: I will never for get this."

Who were these people carrying Anna? Do they get paid to do this for her because that seems like something that would be tough to quantify on a resume.

He also took a dig at Andre Leon Talley's divaness. "When we return to the green room, we see that someone has spread a translucent barber's bib over Andre and he's reclining, his arms at his sides. He's being fed grapes and cubes of cheese one by one, like a bird in a nest."

I can totally see Andre doing that. Probably learned it from Tyra Banks.

When The Post called Vogue for a comment they said that Tim has a vivid imagination and none of this happened. Uh huh.

Shocker!! Tim Gunn Thinks Jon Gosselin Has No Fashion Sense

I love Tim Gunn. I'm not going to lie. If I couldn't have a Tom Ford clone to tell me how to dress every morning I would love to have Tim Gunn putting that finger on his cheek and saying, "I don't think so." Not of course that it would do any good. All of my clothes no matter how good they might look on a hangar look like crap the second I put them on. Fat men and suits just don't work well.

Anyway, Tim was interviewed by US Weekly and asked about Jon and Kate's fashion sense. He actually said that Kate's hair wasn't that bad. He didn't love it, but said if she was happy with it then he was happy.

But, when it came to Jon he said,"It is what I refer to as the slobification of America. If you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, then don't get out of bed."

Hey, that sounds just like me. Not the Ed Hardy crap, but I tend to wear everything too big which is what Jon does. I think it makes me look slimmer. Well, at least in my mind. When I wear things too tight you tend to be able to count the fat rolls and that's not fun, although for little children learning to count it can be quite instructional.

As for who Tim Gunn thinks is the best fashion wise. Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren. He loves Helen Mirren. "Whether she is having lunch in Los Angeles or she's on the red carpet or she's going shopping, she knows who she is. She knows how to present herself to the world and she knows how to look sophisticated and polished." Preach it Brother Tim.

Random Photos Part One

"Keep bending those knees Kate. Lower. Lower. Lower. Hey, I'm short. Lower. Make like Mini-Me and get shorter."
"I'm only going to tell you one more time. You go where I tell you, when I tell you, or you don't get to run in the marathon."
Like the world needs another Jessica Simpson. Jessica Alba is wearing a really good wig though.
When you have a purse as big as a suitcase and it still can't handle your day to day requirements, it may be time for Hilary Duff to become one of those people who drag their luggage behind them all day.
I know Gisele Bundchen probably loves this hometown designer she is wearing, but on Project Runway they would hate it. She looks like Heidi on crack.
Speaking of crack. No, I'm not saying Mary Kate Olsen is on crack. Unless you know something I don't which isn't that tough. I wonder how many people walked by where she was crouched and gave her their spare change.
I don't know wtf Megan Fox was thinking when she put this thing together, but there just had to be drugs involved or a serious cash payment.
Or there could have been a Brian Austin Green behind it as well. He doesn't really have anything else to do or a way to make money so he pimps out his girlfriend and her fashion choices.

So explain to me how a woman, and for example, we will use Keri Russell here, can be bundled up like Nanook of the north. Probably freezing and dying to get out of the New York winter, but still wears sandals. Why would you do that? I am woefully ignorant about that.I'm not ignorant about why Prince William keeps going back for more with Kate Middleton though. She's a freak. Yep. Rick James freaky, and makes the Prince come back running whenever he goes a little too long without.
Suri's dad?
Two icons of fashion. Kenneth Cole and Tim Gunn. I like Tim better.
My never heard of them before people are Summer Glau and Thomas Dekker. OK, so some of you have heard of them, but not very many.
This is Ricki Lake at the same event that Keri Russell was all bundled up. I understand this more. Ricki is just risking frostbite to look gorgeous and will run inside quickly.
Queen Latifah and her trainer. You never know when you are going to need a quick workout, even at a movie premiere.

Two Coasts, Four Parties, And Lots and Lots of Photos Part I New York

18th Annual GLAAD Media Awards - Red Carpet

Hilary looks good. Really good. She doesn't even need her sister there to look good.


Hilary has breasts, and she wants us to know.
If I had one wish it would be for Tom Ford to take me shopping and have him pay for it. He is the best dressed man in the world.

Tim Gunn with the President of Bravo. That is how you suck up and keep yourself on the air. Way to go Tim!!

The last hurrah for the Queer Eye boys.

First Readings: A Benefit For Studio Dante" Presented by Architectural Digest

Look how tiny Michael Imperioli is.

You know I love you Jamie and have always had the biggest crush on you, but I really don't know about this outfit.