Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Naomi Watts couldn't quite decide if it was a jacket day or not.

So, what do you do if your plane has an emergency? Start taking photos. I'm not sure that was in the safety briefing.

Sarah Jessica Parker and her twins on a school run.

Susan Sarandon looking very Sandy in Grease in a photo she shared from way back in the day.

Sofia Vergara dragged Joe Manganiello out shopping with her yesterday.

Toni Braxton and Nick Cannon share a laugh yesterday on a red carpet for a Lupus event.

Verne Troyer was also there.

Vanessa Hudgens has a future as a waitress if this whole acting thing doesn't work out.

Zoe Saldana looks very movie star glamorous in this photo.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Pierce Brosnan at the premiere of his new movie. The premiere probably cost more than the movie will earn.

Naya Rivera on her way to a business meeting.

Reese Witherspoon would like you to know her vacation is going great.

Simon Cowell and his son on what looks to be a yacht.

Ashley Tisdale after working out.

Tori Spelling and a very large purse.

Taylor Swift goes out to celebrate her appearance on Jimmy Fallon.

Verne Troyer loves Shark Week.

Zoe Saldana's husband better hope this marriage works out because that tattoo on his arm is going to be tough to alter.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today. Pamela Anderson at a photo call for Dancing On Ice. She looks pretty good here. I can't believe she got paid less than Lindsay Lohan for that party.

Alfonso Ribeiro shows off his new wife.

Everyday, Rose McGowan slowly transforms into Liza Minelli.

Ronnie Wood needs to remember this filter because it makes him look 20 years younger.

Amy Smart out doing some shopping.

When Carmen Electra is not around, Simon Cowell gets his ex girlfriend to hover over him half naked.

Heidi Montag & Spencer about to enter the Celebrity Big Brother House and

are immediately sentenced to the basement.

Verne Troyer and a horse.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Kristen Wiig on the set of her new movie with Ben Stiller.
Mischa Barton had a date with a Manchester City soccer player. She is now a WAG.
The most boring honeymoon ever for Mark Zuckerberg and his wife in Rome.
Nicole Richie does some shopping in Sydney.
Nicole Scherzinger comes very close to a wardrobe malfunction before showing
Lewis Hamilton her dental work.
Soccer Aid was yesterday. Edward Norton and Woody Harrelson participated as did
Will Ferrell and Michael Sheen.
Robbie Williams celebrates his side winning.
Verne Troyer now wrestles lion cubs for a living. I kid. I kid.

Verne Troyer Is Writing A Tell All - Includes All His Sexual Conquests

I came very close to pulling out the Verne Troyer tongue photo. I know there are probably lots of readers who have yet to lay their eyes on it and it is Friday, but then I thought about the fact that premature blindness is a big issue and I did just make you look at an almost naked Nadya Suleman first thing in the morning. It would be cruel to go back to back on you like that.

Verne is shopping a tell all book that will probably be really tame when it deals with the actors he has worked with because the guy is still working and probably would like to continue to work. According to some source, Verne is going to talk about all his visits to the Playboy Mansion. Yes, I heard he had three women at one time in the grotto once. He will also talk about his sex tape and other relationships he has had and how they all screwed them over and that he was a perfect prince of a guy the entire time.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

That is actually a pamphlet for psychics that Halle Berry is holding.
Kelly Osbourne coming home after partying last night in London.
Kelly Slater talks surfing with the CEO of Daphne's.
Mariah made her first appearance in public since the twins were born.
Nicole and Keith and the family back in Los Angeles so they can go to Kate & William's party.
Rumer Willis tries to get some attention at the gas station.
Nice big fake smiles and clenched teeth from both Salma Hayek and her husband.
Taylor Momsen got a bunch of girls to take off their tops and climb on stage with her in Barcelona last night.
Verne Troyer looking for fans that want a kiss from him.

Random Photos Part One

Congratulations to Kirsten Dunst. She won Best Actress at Cannes this year. She has had some past issues but has done a remarkable job of getting her life and career back on track.

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan tries to get attention by flashing and
then crying and chain smoking while hanging out with her sister Ali.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flying out of LA.
Princess Beatrice continues to lose a tremendous amount of weight.
Ryan Gosling tries to tongue Nicolas Winding in Cannes.
Thankfully, Verne Troyer is not trying to give anyone tongue.
The cast of X-Men in London.