Vinny Gallo Can Quit Man Whoring

Deuce Bigalow can have the man whore field back to himself now as Vinny Gallo has actually found work as an actor, and in a Francis Ford Coppola film at that. To make sure Vinny was right for the part, Francis watched Brown Bunny repeatedly, and decided that he just had to have Vinny. For the movie of course. Vinny probably got back into acting after realizing that the man whore business is just not what one thinks it is going to be.

The film is Tetro which is going to start shooting next month. Tetro to me is just screaming bad luck. First they had that robbery or burglary a few months ago, and now someone thought casting Vinny opposite Javier Bardem was a good idea.

I just get this Twilight Zone kind of feel about this movie. Gallo will play the title character, a brother in a family torn apart by rivalries and betrayal. Newcomer Alden Ehrenreich plays the younger brother who searches for him in the Argentinean capital. Bardem plays a local literary critic, and Maribel Verdu plays Tetro's longtime love interest.

This is going to be one big effing disaster. Hope the paycheck is worth it for everyone.

Someone Bought Vincent Gallo's Sperm?

I don't know if you have had the pleasure or not to read Vinny Gallo's website. Also, when I say pleasure, I really mean that in the most sarcastic way possible because it is anything but a pleasure to read his website. I understand that probably several of you are fans of Vinny and his work and that's fine. To each his own.

However much of a fan you are though, would you want to pay $50,000 plus expenses to have sex with him? Would you want to pay $1M to have his sperm inseminated in you? You can, and if you believe this item on PostSecret, someone probably has. I can tell you that the person who did post it is probably white because Vincent Gallo doesn't want to make black people pregnant. Now, you may think all of this is tongue in cheek, and I think to some extent it is, but there is also a great deal of truth to what he is selling.

I first encourage you to read what Vinny is selling. I also encourage you to note that his expenses are more than the cost for his services, and that he needs security to be present while he is having sex with you. He will decide how much security after seeing a photo of you.

Tom Ford Opening and ZX Later Today

Diddy, Patricia Clarkson(go rent The Station Agent), Julianne Moore and of course the best dressed man in the world, Mr. Tom Ford. I'm already depressed today and when I look at his clothes and then at mine it just gets worse.
Check out the two in the middle with the Zoolander lips.

"Kate, you know you want enty, not Owen." Liv looks scared and if I had Vinny Gallo anywhere near me I would look scared too.

Just more Kate. It's my blog so it could be Kate all day if I wanted.

The only thing positive I can find to say about Chloe Sevigny is that I think nuns would appreciate this modern touch.