Your Turn

The Friday after Thanksgiving. Did you do Black Friday? Your favorite Black Friday story? Best deal you got? I know lots of you went today. I saw those Facebook status updates counting down the hours. It was like watching those old commercials when the people would be standing outside the store saying, "open, open, open."

Tiger Woods Seriously Injured And Hospitalized In Car Crash

According to CNN, Tiger Woods was seriously injured in car crash at around 230am near his house in Florida. It was a one car accident and he was taken to the hospital. The golfer faces criminal charges, but apparently they are not alcohol related. If you want to watch live news reports, click here.

What Do You Think?

Robbie Williams was on an Australian radio show and during the show he invited his girlfriend Ayda Field into the studio where he asked her to marry him. She said yes. Now Robbie's spokespeople said it was all a joke and that Robbie isn't getting married. So, despite the fact that Robbie's mom believed the engagement was real and was buying the couple an engagement card when spotted, and despite the fact Ayda and her family thought it was real, Robbie didn't so it doesn't count. I hope he isn't planning on staying with her very long because you can't take someone on national radio like that and then say it doesn't count.

Here is what I think happened. Listen to the show below and it sounds like the announcers kind of goaded Robbie into asking, BUT Ayda was not involved in that and thought she was being asked. Robbie's mom thought he had asked. Was it real? Was it a joke? Was only Robbie in on it?

Rihanna Says You Need To Send Naked Pictures To Your Boyfriend

Apparently Rihanna feels like you are not being a very good girlfriend unless you send naked pictures to your boyfriend. She just doesn't like it when the pictures get released to the internet. Speaking on Hot 97 Rihanna responded to a woman's question about sending naked pictures by saying, "If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, I feel bad for him."

After she said that she started talking about her own experiences and what happened when her photos were released to the internet. "I just felt like my whole privacy was taken before that and then, when that came out, I thought, 'Oh great, so now there's nothing they don't know about me and my private life'. It was humiliating and it was embarrassing - especially my mom having to see that."

So, if it was humiliating and embarrassing then why is she encouraging people to send naked photos. I really don't understand the logic. Of course logically there are lots of things I don't understand about Rihanna. We can jut add this to the list.

Today's Message From Courtney Love

Courtney was busy this morning.

#1 - wow holy fucking wierd thanksgiving, two members of Spears FAMILY found me , watch this shit, Brit i think i may have just FREED your ass, you owe me a good forensic workover, fo ryourself as well and we need to destroy the pboc ill show you this post when you get out . im sorry noone else stuck thier necks out for you.

#2 - NOW you other little rockstars some have been lovers some are friends, look at this shit watch this weekend and wonder why the hell we call ourselves Friends if we arent a community of people who help each other. CHRIST its fun to be the brave one. pats back.

#3 - NO edward i do NOT want to have this discussion in public in answer to your text not by any means last i checked you had a "roomful of kenyans" and then you were "running the marathon with Alanis Morissette" i love you man but business is business besides wich bloggy asswipes apparently called me a crackhead in a ...shopping cart ,they love to write me off, you KNOW that, its thier favourite pasttime with me,

#4 - FEMINISM is on my mind.

Do We Care About Avril Lavigne Or Is It Slow?

Sometimes I worry whether I am missing out on some trend or some new wave of celebrities. There is so much out there to be seen and heard and discovered and I am just one man. A very large man to be sure and wearing Zubazz until New Years for sure, but still just one man. So, I worry that I may have missed something important or that people care about someone more than I thought. I was under the impression that most people though Avril Lavigne was kind of a waste of space. She is to Gwen Stefani what 98 Degrees was to N'Sync. I was going to use O Town instead of 98 Degrees but to be fair Avril has actually sold a few records and I blame O Town for the fact that Diddily Piddily is on MTV 24 hours a day.

If you were too late or too young to hop on the Gwen Stefani train you could hop on to Avril Lavinge's train and she would provide you with pop music and a clothing line while wearing things you have never seen anyone else wear in public that didn't charge by the hour.

So, that was my general impression of Avril. Sure it is nice to talk about her divorce and random hookups with celebrities, but I saw a report in Radar that said she was making out with a guy no one recognized at a bar in New York while the guy kept ordering her bottles of champagne and vodka. So what? I didn't really care but at least 20 sites including that Holiday Inn guy all wrote about her and the story. Really? Do we care about her? Am I missing something? Am I going to see a bunch of people in plaid skirts and a tie and purple streaked blond hair storming my grocery store?

Better Sell More Tapes Michael

To further ruin your post holiday meal, I am forced to talk about Michael Lohan. Well, not forced to really, but there is not much to talk about and I think it is ironic that he makes his living exploiting his kids but according to TMZ is about $15,000 behind in child support. I guess he needs to start making more tapes or start exploiting all his kids so he can pay for their support and his. Wow, he is like his very own economy. Obviously not a very stable economy or he could pay to take care of his kids. If he gets any further behind he might have to bring out his secret tapes or the ones he has been saving when he really falls behind on his Ed Hardy charge card or finds a Lindsay stripper he really loves.

Adam Lambert Controversies Day 5

It's hard to believe it has only been five days since the American Music Awards and the whole Adam Lambert controversy and it feels like much, much longer. In case you have been busy this week and missed the news, let me recap.

Sunday night during a performance at the AMA's, Adam engaged in some simulated oral sex and made out with a male band member.

Monday, ABC retaliated by canceling Adam from Good Morning America. In his place they let Diane Sawyer tell the world why she sold her soul as a journalist and why she works for a network that embraces domestic violence.

Tuesday CBS said,"come on over to Adam" and he went on their morning show and performed.
HOWEVER, CBS blurred out the same sex kiss when reporting on the story. HOWEVER, CBS did allow the Britney Spears and Madonna kiss from MTV to be shown in its entirety.

Meanwhile over at ABC they were busy making headlines again because they decided to book Chris Brown and help him make money. You know, because domestic violence is in and same sex kissing between men is so uncool. Seriously ABC? Really? So what you are saying is that if you beat up a woman and I mean really beat the ever living crap out of her its ok and ABC will open their arms to you and let you be interviewed by a woman and let you perform and say, please make a buck off our network. However, if you kiss another guy as part of an act you are banned for life. Just wanted to check. Note to Adam Lambert. Stop kissing guys and go beat some women. ABC and the entire Disney family will love you. Oh, and that includes ESPN. Does the person who made this decision at GMA still have a job?

And at NBC they continue to have Ann Curry stalk the Jolie/Pitt clan.