Monday, July 16, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Some very interesting news. It seems that this certain A list body with the B list resume has been sticking with her guy after everyone thought that all was said and done because they got married. Not recently and no one even in the family is the wiser. They did it on a lark, but now at least she understands that in order to get out of it, people are going to find out she was in it in the first place. He's just happy to be married to her. I know when you read the first line you think it's very obvious, but it's not.

70 comments:

Maren said...

Jessica Alba

d said...

Would Jessica Alba be considered B list? She definitely has an A list body

d said...

oh, and note that the blind says "you think it's very obvious, but it's not".

So if Jessica Alba is all we can think of, then she must be the obvious choice, and therefore it must actually be someone else.

DNfromMN said...

See, my first thought was Jessica Biel (alist body, blist celeb).

sandra_cort said...

What about Jay-Z and Beyonce. I remember Ent saying that he thought they were married. This one is tricky!

-Lucky

intheq said...

jessica biel is the only other a-list body with a b-list resume that immediately comes to mind. however she and JT havne't been together that long and the way this is written it makes the male seem rather no-list (which justin def is not!)

elaine23 said...

I think the obvious answer its not is Rebecca rojmain and Jerry. They just got married.

Charity said...

Would someone mind breaking this down for me, I am not understanding :)

elaine23 said...

Ok nevermind I mis-read it.

k said...

yeah this is a very wordy bi that my monday-morning brain is having trouble processing... either way alba and biel both came to mind but don't seem right.

pis said...

Sarah Michelle Gellar?

--pisly

Tracee said...

Dang that's tricky. I thought Alba, but it has to be another Blister...who's B-list? And hot...

off to meditate on this.

K said...

britney murphy

K said...

or Eva...

Kelly said...

Alba

JustinD said...

Hey Ent, were you drunk when you wrote this? The syntax is all over the place.

j said...

I thought there were rumours for a while that Jessica Alba and Cash were split but then they'd keep showing up together. She's the only Alist body/Blist career with a man who I can think of. Ent doesn't mention if the guy is in the 'business' so to speak.

However, the line "no one in the family" is sticking out to me - who's family? Mob family (someone from the Sorpranos)? Actresses family? The guy's family?

some said...

jessica alba is the only on that fits all the clues. she and cash warren have been together a long time and everyone said they had broken up but they are still being seen together. who else fits?

Tracee said...

No! Tell me it is NOT Jessica Simpson. She popped into my head. But tell me she did not marry John Mayer. Ent, you gotta tell me it's not Jessica. You don't specify what the girl is doing....going to lie down and think on this more.

But seriously Jessica Simpson?

Melissa said...

And she was just recently bashing her 'family', AND Cash most def would be happy to be married to HER.

But again, too obvious. Hmmmm.

nadiakotsev said...

i agree with alba. it clearly states people don't know the star is married in the first place. maybe the "family" is referring to her comments about her not feeling connected with her heritage

some said...

what about Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez, she's known for her body and her music and acting are definately B-list.

Hez said...

I agree, Alba makes sense, especially given the recently revealed BI about her "heartbreak weight loss." Maybe the secret marriage was the real reason she took it so hard.

kellysirkus said...

Denise Richards ... jk ... hahaha

Jac said...

I think Alba is the obvious choice, so not her...
What about Jamie lynn? who is she dating?

j said...

That's who I was thinking as an alternite for Alba - Jamie Lynn Seiwhateverherlastnameis - ent really likes her so he might define her as an Alist body. I thought she was seeing an Olsen ex - the nightclub owner?

Jac said...

Thought the family reference was the way he was leaning...
Although he never says if shes an actress or singer....maybe shes some hot celebretard?

B :) said...

Anna Kornikova and Enrique Eglesias

Jac said...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nice one....

some said...

anna and enrique are good guesses but anna was supposed to be secretly married to a hockey player from russia it doesn't seem like she would do the same secret marriage thing twice.

Laramie said...

demi moore/ ashton? the family thing makes sense...I can't seem to remember if they ever actually got married...

sandra_cort said...

Maybe Hilary Duff and Joel Madden? Maybe he has to divorce her in order to marry Nicole Ritchie. But like ent says "people are going to find out she was in it in the first place." So we'll find out sooner or later!
-Lucky

pis said...

Anna K. has a B-list résumé???

Tracee said...

Ent, ....Jessica Simpson?! Her family would be pissed. Could you imagine Papa Joe finding out? Especially since he drove a wedge between her and Nick. Oooo, he's gonna whoop her when he finds out

Alba's obvious. And wouldn't Anna be too? Just because Enrique joked about it?

Maybe we're not thinking hard enough. What about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Does anyone think she's an A-list body, but B-List?

Hmmm...what about Cameron. Nevermind she's a commiment phobe.

Beyonce isn't B-List. She has too many hits that say otherwise.

What about Asslee? Could she have married that douche?

b said...

SO FUNNY - I am thinking Halle Berry and her dummy boy toy

she would be very embarassed to let people know she married him after everything she said about not getting married again and also the fact that she was married on a lark before (at least once) and it didn't work out at least in part to her rush

DNfromMN said...

Halle - best actress oscar, can open - alist;

Ashlee - famous sis ("family"), a-list body? nope,;

Anna K - alist body, blist resume(pushing, but maybe), enrique's father is julio ("no one in the family").

Alba - alist body, blist celeb, latino commments (family).

Biel - alist body, blist resume, family??

Kylie - controversial relationship yup, alist body yup, blist resume yup, sister dannii also singer. I'm liking this the best.

j said...

Does anyone know if Laura Prepon and Chris Masterson are still broken up?

Pinky said...

How about Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady?

B :) said...

Pinky!! that's an amzing guess.

Pinky said...

Oh wait - they're not 'said and done' sorry, carry on...

rebeccawoods10 said...

I think we need to re-evaluate the sentence: "He's just happy to be married to her. This implies he is not as famous as her," so this would rule out Gisele, Biel, Kylie, Anna.

Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson were seen together again...but this very sentence would rule them out! Arr!

Hotseat said...

kate moss

rebeccawoods10 said...

Great guess on Kate Moss, hotseat!

B :) said...

Whoooo hooooo yay!!!!

Now we can move on get more blind items if entyyy has them ready ;)

Tracee said...

OMG! HotSeat, I love Kate Moss guess. I bet they are secretly married. That might explain why she put up with his bullshit for sooo long. But we're talking about resumes, would her resume be B-list in the modeling world?

Anyway, Kate is def. my fave guess.

j said...

Kate's a great guess - I have the same question about Blist resume - has she done anything but model? I ask only because I don't think her modeling resume would be considered blist for the cash she gets.

B :) said...

hi tracee :) didn't see u

Tracee said...

Hi miss b:)

You ready to go tackle Meyers? I got it all lined gurl. We're gonna get your man! And the plan I have will get'em good.

Thanks for helping me. Had me a munch on Tyson for lunch. He makes great leftovers. -smacking lips-
;)

B :) said...

You know I always have your back ;)

I am so ready :O)

Tracee said...

b:)
Engine's running out back. Tell'em you want to party, then show him a bottle of scottish whiskey and a carton of newports. I'll be hiding behind the dumpster with porny mags and duct tape. He'll be yours by morning.

Everybody have a good night or day! Tracee is signing off for the day! (Gotta help my homegirl get her a ma-an!)

Cheers!

The Deacon said...

This is a good one.

The first name that came to mind was Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. He was at her birthday party, don't know why because the relationship was supposed to be over.

I can't think of anyone at all who is sticking with her man. Simpson and Moss seem to have moved on.

IDK, but interesting anyways.

april said...

Could "this certain A list body with the B list resume" be hinting at the BI Ent gave us some time ago about the actress who has a 'deal' which gives her a-list pay for a b-list person?
I thought of Cameron Diaz and JT when I read this, but even though Tracee briefly mentioned her as well, I don't believe JT is 'just happy to be married to her', in that case. Hm..

Amanda said...

No, I think it is Brad and Angelina. Although she is very skinny at the moment, she has been known for her looks/body more than her acting. Oscar, yes, but that was supporting and she was B list under Winona for that one.

Plus Angelina has said she didn't want to get married again. Brad is a midwestern boy at heart and despite the affair seems to want to do things 'properly'. That's why I think he's just happy to be married to her.

And the family could be all the kids! And Brad's family, who have recently been in gossip news as Brad's mom went to see Jen last week.

PLUS, there are some powerful rumours about Angelina being back on Heroin. Maybe that's why she doesn't want to be married anymore- Brad would be nagging her to death about it (as would any caring soul).

In unrelated news, I think ENTY has someone else writing some of the blind items, and bits and pieces. Hasn't anyone else noticed the sudden apostrophe abuse???!!! That doesn't happen overnight. Not that I care. I still love you ENTY and new little elf. I'm just saying...

sara said...

rebecca romijn & jerry o connell?

bluegirl said...

You're right Amanda, my first thought was Brad and Angelina but they're always my first thought!

It actually took me several reads of this blind item to understand what the hell it was going on about so in case anyone is like me I thought I'd break it down:

Alist body/Blist resume female celeb is staying with her guy after everyone thought they were over.
The reason she is staying with him is that they are married.
But the marriage is secret and no-one, not even her family know.
So if she breaks up with this guy it will have to come out that she was actually married to him.
He doesn't seem to care because he's just happy to be married to her.

Okay....sorry for the long post.

Alba seems like a good guess...

d said...

So what do you all think about the Jay-Z and Beyonce guess? I've heard rumors before that the two of them are married.

Kate Moss is a good guess too because she's an A-list model. However she doesn't really have any acting credits - not enough to qualify as B-list anyway. Plus, her body is an acquired taste, not universally acclaimed like the blind would imply.

pisly said...

Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend

Karina & Nadja said...

It's funny, my first thought was Elle "the body" Macpherson as the obvious choice, who it's not...

ehinckle02 said...

OFF THE TPOIC, BUT.... I FOUND THIS IN THE NYPOST...

"Sightings
SUGE Knight blocking off the bathrooms at Sky Bar in L.A.'s Mondrian Hotel so an overly intoxicated Paris Hilton could have them to herself"...I THINK WE FOUND OUR LAP-DANCING PARASITE

audieh_1 said...

Janet Jackson and her troll.

b said...

Halle Berry was named because, although she has an oscar, most of her resume is pretty awful...... her resume is b-list..... if she is married, berry's guy would be more than happy to keep hitched to that gravy train

Kate Moss would be an excellent guess except her resume is certainly a+ list.... as a model she's probably done the most anyone can do..... and shows no sign of stopping, despite the fact that she's in her 30s.

Charlize and Stuart - also a great guess and worse for her because she spoke even more than berry about not wanting to be married

I didn't read the "body" clue as the phsical body but in the sense of "person".... i.e. this a-list "person".... "body" could be a clue in a different context.... such as a film title etc.... but i could also see how it could have been meant to mean the person is just known as a "hot body" - anyway definitely dessica alba is not the answer

There are some clues in there such as "lark" "the family" and perhaps ""happy" to be married to her".... the implication here is that the man is less successful/famous than the wife or has some reason to really want to stay married

b said...

janet jackson could also work well although "b-list resume" is pushing - even though her recent albums have not done well she's sold a lot, broken records, also acted as a child

her resume is not comparable to her brother's but, like it or not, she and michael have impressive cut-above-the-rest achievements

Tracee said...

Okay I'm gonna throw another couple into the mix.

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson - she's got a famous family and they're "broken" up. But her divorce was just finalized a few months ago.

Just a thought, this BI sounds confusing.

ChasingHeaven said...

This screams Rebecca and Jerry to me. She has the A list body and the post mentions she realizes now to get out of it everyone would find out she was married in the first place. The thing to do? Finally 'marry' the guy and let it be known then get a divorce. They've been rumored to have problems in the past and he would be happy just to be married to her.

Pinky said...

Tracee - like the Kate/Owen guess because I've been mulling it around too ;) but then this to possibly back up my Gisele Bundchen guess of yesterday.

From Page Six: July 17, 2007 -- ALL'S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady's son on Friday - Bundchen's birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.

Tracee said...

Pinky-Things that make ya go hmmm....

I have no idea, there are some really good guesses up above. Have to wait and see if Ent will throw in a clue or if it will disappear with yesterday's news. Ho-hum!

pisly said...

I could have sworn that Jerry and Rebecca were the answers to a blind item in which they were both going to therapy to clear up old baggage before they take the plunge to get married.

Lynne said...

www.holymoly.co.uk says Kylie Minogue is back with Olivier Martinez, which aparently is a shock to the site. They wrote "[h]e was delighted to be back in the warm, basking glow of her limelight." Sounds very much like the "he's just happy to be married" line in this BI.

Lynne

Dschingis said...

funny that nobody mention Aniston and her relationships. the latest is back on... since family can be "friends" who were not invited...

Brainy said...

Jodie Sweetin just got married (again) in Vegas but she is damn sure not A-list in body or B-list in resume.

http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_SWEETIN?SITE=NYNYP&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-07-20-16-54-29