Friday, October 12, 2007

Junkies And The People Who Want To Have Sex With Them



First you had Pete Doherty, for now, the king of the junkies getting some sex it seems from practically any female in the UK who saw him. Now, there is a wife's jealous rage as the junkie known as Amy Winehouse thinks her junkie husband is having sex or wants to at any rate with model Lily Cole.

Seems that the happily married couple used the toilet at Harvey Nichols recently for more than just their drug habit. Turns out they were having a knockdown dragout fight about Blake's inappropriate attention to Lily Cole and how he had spent twenty minutes alone with the model and perhaps even got a phone number. Amy, who had been trying to find where in the store dirty clothes and ballet slippers were sold finally stumbled upon the pair and dragged her husband off to the bathroom.

Forcing other restroom goers to wait, the couple screamed and yelled before no doubt winding down when they needed a fix.

Of course Blake could be trying to get with Lily Cole because the junkie known as Amy has been invited to the home of the artist formerly known as Prince who decided to be a symbol but came back to Prince when he couldn't get his career out of the same toilet that Amy and Blake had used. Prince doesn't want Amy to bring her husband. That should be fun, although as prissy and fussy as Prince is, I just don't see him having sex with Amy or even touching her. I think Prince keeps his girlfriends in a tub or shower 24/7 until he is ready for them and I don't see Amy fitting into that little world.

6 comments:

jax said...

I still don't understand how famous and talented people like Amy don't have SOMEONE there to intervene like the record label or something. Its only in their best interests money wise that she stay in top form..

Its sad becasue it seems like they are trading her talent for publicity and really really sad that young people are accepting of it. God look how many sad lil girls would love to bone Crackhead Dope-rty.

__-__=__ said...

I agree jax. They want that quick money fix, never looking at the long term. Hopefully Amy will wise up and hang in there. If she goes with Prince I can imagine her world will change greatly. And in a good way.

Fabiola Thing said...

Nobody puts Prince in a corner

Tracee said...

Hahaha! Prince is notorious for making over chicks. I just can't imagine Amy getting the treatment — big hair, tight clothes worn repeatedly ...nevermind I can see it.

jax said...

I can see Amy telling him to "toss off wanker" and checking out of the purple palace by noon.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

When your peers don't want your husband around, shouldn't that tell you something?