Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Hangovers are bad. Four day hangovers are horrible. When you drink and drink and drink, you tend to fall down, run into things, get run over by people, and just generally abuse your body. I feel like I exercised. It has been so long since I had that sensation, I don't know if it is exactly that, but I do know I am incredibly sore, and the heaviest thing I lifted was a liter bottle of vodka. One of the great things about roadies is that if you come up with an idea, they will make it happen. Everyone got in an argument about which vodka was best and if you could tell the difference between plastic bottles at $5 and good stuff at $100 a bottle. A roadie was dispatched, and after the show that night, 45 different bottles of vodka were sampled. At first there was some pretense at spitting it out in between tastes, but that grew old and so the 45 bottle taste test just evolved into pass each bottle around the circle until it was gone. The taste test went to crap, but there is something impressive about 45 empty bottles being lined up in one big bowling alley configuration.

Fruit bowling is the name they gave to this type of bowling. The first round everyone used a lime to attempt to knock down bottles and to break them. This progressed through the apple and orange family all the way to watermelons with points being accumulated on the way. This is not be confused with intern bowling in which they take guys working for free, put a helmet on them and then tie them to a skateboard and use them as a human bowling ball.

Anyway, another item from the road. This solo male Top 40/hip hop/ #1 songs/ singer was filming as video last year and came up with a unique casting format. The video was about 3 minutes long and the singer broke it up into 12, 15 second segments. Each aspiring actress was asked how many segments she wanted to be in. All of them invariably said 12. They were told it would not be a problem as long as they had sex with 12 guys. Each segment meant one guy to f**k. All of them except for one balked at doing all 12 guys. She is in the entire video. Although there were no other takers for all 12, when you see the video and use a stopwatch, you can see how many guys they did do. Every woman in the video did at least one guy with most doing two or three. Our singer was #12 for the woman who made it that far. She was the only one he was with.

28 comments:

lauramart said...

My first thought was Golddigger Kanye West, but I am not sure. The video does have a lot of different clips of different women. Can someone sell me on my own guess please?

ms_wonderland said...

I've heard of sloppy seconds, but who would want to be sloppy 12ths?

jindi said...

"hip hop" and "singer" make me think this is Timberflake instead.

another reason to hate him: could he overcompensate anyMORE for the fact his balls haven't dropped?!

raise high the roofbeams said...

i would like to find those girls and personally punch them in their fucking faces for willingly degrading themselves like that. and then i would like kick the singer in the balls so hard they came out his ass. how vulgar, i know, this stuff just makes me ill.

littleoleme said...

Raise the roof - can I get in line behind you?

Tracee said...

Kayne isn't a singer. Justin is better fit.

But you know it's only fueling those gay rumors. What guys wants a girl who has done 12 guys? Her pussy lips would be dragging on the floor by the time she got to the singer.

Janele said...

It's definitely Kanye West. Watch the Golddigger video.

Jolara said...

EWWW! I need a shower after reading that. discusting!!! She should be proud.

Brenda22 said...

It's not the Gold Digger video. It's almost 4 minutes long and none of the girls are in more than one scene.

Brenda22 said...

P. Diddy or whatever his name is currently?

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jax said...

Usher? Akon?

Julie said...

i'm thinking robin thicke?

Dijea said...

My first thought was 50 cent, but he doesn't sing.

And yes to everyone who said - ICK! Obviously this chick has no self respect!!

knm2003 said...

justin timberlake is not hip hop he is pop/r&b and it cant be usher because he doesnt have a album out..i would go more toward akon or r kelly more so r kelly than akon/...

jenner said...

Is it a coincidence that the most disgusting blinds have been the music biz ones? SEX, DRUGS & ROCK N ROLL! YEAH!

LOL ;)

Miss X said...

I don't watch music videos but my first thought was James Blunt. Just throwing it out there.

jax said...

Blunt isnt hip hop...SMOKING a blunt is HIP HOP.

Miss X said...

I withdraw my guess then.

Renika said...

LOL @ Jax!!! I'm in line behind lil ole me!

*Leaves to go look up akon videos*

Just a feeling I got.

Renika said...

OK, I just can't take it. I hate Akon! But I went and looked at Kanye's video and I can't really tell how many girls are in it, one face I saw a LITTLE more than the others...but no one really stood out. Decent looking group of sluts if you're into that.

Phil said...

usher.

Kris said...

I think it's Nelly - Hot in Herrre

sing/raps
top 40
one primary girl
etc
etc

brendalove@gmail.com said...

It wouldn't be Nelly - that song was like 5 years ago. It says they filmed the video last year.

meimei said...

Why do I have the feeling that the video in question is "Ayo Technology" by JT and Fiddy?

UKGrrl said...

akon and snoop i wanna love u video

parisss said...

The Gold Digger video is 3 minutes 30 seconds... and there is about 10 girls who are repeatedly shown. I think it's a possible. One of the girls has her hair drastically to the side, and is in it more than the others. But I don't know any of the other videos mentioned.

Kaitlin said...

John Legend's "Save Room" video features a bunch of different girls.